You will forever remain young and healthy, nothing can kill you - except bullets.
but
You passivle attract bullets in a 1 mile vicinity.
I will not


minimegaman0907 months ago
how exactly does this work? would the bullets get attracted to you like a magnet? and would the bullet still just kill you if it's not really going that fast?

Cassius-ko8 years ago
Always wear a bulletproof vest and live in a basement and never leave. Can't die from fatigue or hunger, so spend the rest of time building an extensive underground utopia until the earth is destroyed hundreds of thousands of years in the future, then live...[Show full comment]

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago
Lol
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SonicBash959 years ago
Rip Americans

RNJR7 years ago
Rip me.

kingsheep9 years ago
Damn smoothskins

HEADS GROW BACK8 years ago
Australia"s great.

ARedButtonPresser8 years ago
Guys I'm done I live in Louisiana.

Adelaide5 years ago
Me too I didn't know the political/social scene was that bad
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Butt On8 years ago
What if the bullets just slowly roll towards me on the ground?

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
Oh fuckI live in the most crime ridden city in the world Detroit

grilledhamster12 years ago
sorry mark blew up your home

Alex Kuczek12 years ago
Fuck. I live in Chicago...

Marjory2 years ago
It"s hard not to laugh.
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I find all the loopholes8 years ago
This person can't spell

Anonnamoose8 years ago
You attract them, yes? No one said they come towards you at lethal speed, so you pretty much end up building some sort of bullet armour and become a superhero who passively saves people from robberies and shit

D YellowMadness8 years ago
I"d wait until I'm almost dead & then push it. After that, I"d just put on bulletproof clothing & use my incredible health to earn incredible wealth to pay people to make my house bulletproof.

Snayperskya8 years ago
projectiles cant kill me nd boolits r projectileds

562crazygamer9 years ago
Shit man, I live in america. As much as I'd love to stay away from guns it just isn't happening. Besides, outliving everyone I know and love generation, after generation sounds depressing as fuck

dittogirl6089 years ago
well you don't have to worry, soon Obama is gonna scream about how people shouldn't have guns, so the threat will be minimal :/

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Idk how I passivle attract bullets but at least I won’t passively attract them. That would suck

loopholes_are_amazing8 years ago
Australian here, barely any bullets around

coolcongaming8 years ago
HOW TO STOP THE SYRIAN CIVIL WAR MAKE A SUPERTANK WITH HUNDREDS OF BULLET PROOF PLATES, DRIVE THOUGH THE BATTLE FIELD

dankmemes1018 years ago
passivle?

Zletro8 years ago
Live in the bat cave

Cerysew8 years ago
Bullets are not in my country

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
Who the fuck are you yes they are

GozoGaming8 years ago
What if your a ghost

abcx8 years ago
Luckily, here in Germany not everyone"s allowed to have a weapon. Also I live in a small village, I don't think anyone here owns a weapon and a mile around is there"s not much. Might have to wear a bullet-proof west in school, but I don't think it"d be too relevant.

hahblooskiy8 years ago
Just carry a repulsive magnet around with you...

Muzifiene9 years ago
good that we haven't that much weapons in germany

esseks7 years ago
I'm also from Germany But I'm also in a shooting club so I still Fuck up
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Eirik Solbjørg Karlsen12 years ago
Yaay i live in norway

Timpan7 years ago
Im in Sweden
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Riley Myszewski12 years ago
Oh that? Don't mind that... That's just those random gunmen that come out of nowhere every so often...

Loophole man9 years ago
Yeah I hate those

Sylvester Willis12 years ago
Technically you are always attracting bullets all over the universe, so I am ok with this

James Fisher12 years ago
just wear kevlar clothing, then put weights in it so u are pretty much like Goku, then just wear tank armor under you clothes.

TheSnitch4799 years ago
how can you afford that?

AWC9 years ago
the bad makes no sense, and I live in Canada...

William Bishop12 years ago
Thing is; no freaking bullets here.

Grace Grakie Worsdale12 years ago
Not even the police in England have guns (except in certain areas or situations I think) so I'm good :P

ThatBoyWithTheFez9 years ago
I live in Oklahoma 😂 there's hundreds of bullets 20 feet away 😂

Hahalal17 years ago
GG for us man

rootstown73 years ago
no, like every night I hear gunshots

Gatling1259 years ago
If you remain young and healthy forever you will live during the end of the world alone

Bedrock9 years ago
Just put on a suit of bullet-proof glass windows. Problem Solved.

AsuraShun5 years ago
Bullets need to learn how relationships work

Drakky10 years ago
Doesn't explain the attraction. Do they just sort of float towards me like a magnet?

Olipod8 years ago
Live near to Montreal but I don't know the exact distance

Nubbins2447 years ago
Bullet proof vest

draconius11 years ago
wait for lasers then bullets go extinct

littlewizkid9 years ago
I would do it just for hilarity's sake, but unfortunately self preservation is kicking in

Michael Bubba Thorbjornsen12 years ago
Hello Uk

Olwyn roberts9 years ago
I live in Canada so why not

Capybaraokipullup3 years ago
Just where a bullet proof vest

randomdude90019 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
*goes to kevlar factory and develops completely bulletproof suit with massive strength and flying* *conquers world*

zackysin6664 years ago
i live in the UK i'll be fine

Burningcat8 years ago
Yay i live in singapore.

Brandon Williams12 years ago
So basically, I die.

AsrielDreemurrFORREAL7 years ago
Friendliness pellets?
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