You have access to one million dollars for thirty minutes.
but
You can only spend the money through online stores on very slow unstable internet, and if you don't spend every penny you will be poor for the rest of your life.
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago
Thats so academia and evil

Jonny test9 years ago
Just put it in the bank technically your paying it cause they give you different money when you take some out

Jonny test9 years ago
At an ATM so it's online

MLG Guy10 years ago
IF YOU SPEND EVERY PENNY YOU WILL BE POOR ITS TRICKING YOU STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

erilla9 years ago
AHAHAHAHAAH XD
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Bazook10 years ago
Pitch, blease

Free for all9 years ago
Did you mean to type like that

Michael Seaton12 years ago
Yes, I would like to buy one prepaid card for $1,000,000

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
More like a card with 1 000 000 000 000 on it.
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AlexanderConnor9 years ago
we use € not dollars here so this doesn't work on me xD but you can use the money to upgrade your connection, and mass buy everything, pre-open the taps to the staff you want to buy and proceed till the last step which is the "check-out", press the button and buy them ^.^

CollinCarter8 years ago
Or put it on credit card

davidthomas010610 years ago
BEWM i will donate it all.. ok maybe buy a few things... (6 ferraris, 1 bugatti, wait where is this even leading to?)

IwantedalongusernameExoticCheeseSpammersoIdidthisandyoullreadthis8 years ago
Note how it"s only 1 million, I can almost guarantee the only way you"re getting 6 ferraris and a bugatti is if you"re buying ones that would have been through several crashes.

Scottieboy202010 years ago
Challenge accepted.

CollinCarter8 years ago
I"d like to buy $1,000,000 credit...

Olly Willers12 years ago
Easy, buy a Bugatti Veyron, then sell it when the 30 mins are up

Free for all9 years ago
Of course why not wait muffed is that you it's been so long how is your store going
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FurryRaver1839 years ago
Find a site with a donations part and shopping part

Buttsexisforkids10 years ago
Okay, so if you're clicking no. You're literally just saying the hassle of slow Internet is not worth getting to try to buy something in 30 minutes with a million dollars. What have you got to lose? 30 minutes of your time? Come on

WildKatGirl9 years ago
No, I'm saying that I won't take the risk of being poor for the rest of my life so I can have one million dollars.

EurekaDForte10 years ago
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Julie Damm12 years ago
Amazon. Buy the first thing you see, but very large qty. After 30 minutes, return for credit. Proceed to buy whatever you wish. (for me, I can has all the books... hello library with a swimming pool!)

Mitchell Dones12 years ago
What the hell am I supposed to spend these last 2 pennys on?

SadLittleOctopus3 years ago
When the total is $9.98
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Samantha Kohlhorst12 years ago
Challenge accepted

Samantha Caleb Coop12 years ago
Yeah buy one MAC lipstick.

Twoklawll Certified Otaku12 years ago
I'd like one Kuratus mech please

Sean Bell12 years ago
As long as I could find everything ahead of time, get it all set up properly in my Amazon cart, and have the exact URL for "1 Click Checkout" written down, then yeah, I think I could manage. Just get a bunch of gift cards and sell them online afterwards. Voila.

Captain_Deadpool7 years ago
Technically your investing your $1000000 but she could become even bigger later so yeah I'm pushing that button

hoidoeigek11 years ago
Just give it to your dog and ask it back after 30 minutes

TheMechoManiac9 years ago
Over here I'm just buying 1,000,000 chocolate bars. Simple as that...

blaynewalker9 years ago
Okay. Spend a million dollars on a bunch of gift cards

1Ddoge10 years ago
just buy a 1,000,00 card eh? then use it later when i have stable internet

JordonLaver7 years ago
Either send to a bank or keeping with the spirit of the question, a lot of gold.

That0neBa5tard4 years ago
Buy a ton of the same thing, and sell them. Profit!

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nonnoob28 years ago
Easy, I'll buy stocks

SenpaiNotYandere?9 years ago
"A small loan of one million dollars"

oldnotweak10 years ago
Brewster's Millions

Migdin18 years ago
Buy 1 000 000 dollars

alexriveraced7 years ago
Not a problem! *Buys everything on eBay*

alexriveraced7 years ago
Why not? I'll be rich :D
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I'll just make a $1,000,000 donation to my own paypal account

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Just buy 1000 iphone 10s then sell them all after

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Dragonscale8 years ago
I could pull that off.

Nieroshai9 years ago
So what you're saying is I don't get 1 million no matter what...

helloworld28 years ago
Get a Visa card

KneadMyDoe9 years ago
Just wait until u have 1 cent and u wont be poor for the rest of ur life

MacdeKnife7 years ago
I’d go on eBay and buy coin collections, watches etc.

wafflemonkey10 years ago
I think I could do it if I bought 1 million in gold bullion from one website. Surely you can do that in 30 minutes. Then sell if off as you need the cash

SnowJohn7 years ago
I wuld put it on my steam account

oldnotweak11 years ago
buy bitcoins DONE

whywouldnti9 years ago
DanandPhilShop here i come

TheBanishedGod7 years ago
Buy one million dollars in stock in different companies

xravengamingx9 years ago
my time has come

ZQBCWG8 months ago
Buy bitcoin
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