You have access to one million dollars for thirty minutes.
but
You can only spend the money through online stores on very slow unstable internet, and if you don't spend every penny you will be poor for the rest of your life.
I will not

CuteGirlQIQI 3 months ago
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Iamnigger 2 months ago
可是只有30分钟,而且你不知道傻逼网店会加载多久

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so academia and evil

shared_account 3 months ago
who even are you and why tf are you everywhere on these 💔

Jonny test 10 years ago
Just put it in the bank technically your paying it cause they give you different money when you take some out

Jonny test 10 years ago
At an ATM so it's online

Michael Seaton 13 years ago
Yes, I would like to buy one prepaid card for $1,000,000

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
More like a card with 1 000 000 000 000 on it.
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Bazook 11 years ago
Pitch, blease

Free for all 10 years ago
Did you mean to type like that

MLG Guy 11 years ago
IF YOU SPEND EVERY PENNY YOU WILL BE POOR ITS TRICKING YOU STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

erilla 11 years ago
AHAHAHAHAAH XD
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davidthomas0106 11 years ago
BEWM i will donate it all.. ok maybe buy a few things... (6 ferraris, 1 bugatti, wait where is this even leading to?)

IwantedalongusernameExoticCheeseSpammersoIdidthisandyoullreadthis 9 years ago
Note how it"s only 1 million, I can almost guarantee the only way you"re getting 6 ferraris and a bugatti is if you"re buying ones that would have been through several crashes.

AlexanderConnor 10 years ago
we use € not dollars here so this doesn't work on me xD but you can use the money to upgrade your connection, and mass buy everything, pre-open the taps to the staff you want to buy and proceed till the last step which is the "check-out", press the button and buy them ^.^

CollinCarter 9 years ago
Or put it on credit card

Scottieboy2020 11 years ago
Challenge accepted.

CollinCarter 9 years ago
I"d like to buy $1,000,000 credit...

Olly Willers 13 years ago
Easy, buy a Bugatti Veyron, then sell it when the 30 mins are up

Free for all 10 years ago
Of course why not wait muffed is that you it's been so long how is your store going
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FurryRaver183 11 years ago
Find a site with a donations part and shopping part

Buttsexisforkids 11 years ago
Okay, so if you're clicking no. You're literally just saying the hassle of slow Internet is not worth getting to try to buy something in 30 minutes with a million dollars. What have you got to lose? 30 minutes of your time? Come on

WildKatGirl 11 years ago
No, I'm saying that I won't take the risk of being poor for the rest of my life so I can have one million dollars.

EurekaDForte 11 years ago
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Julie Damm 13 years ago
Amazon. Buy the first thing you see, but very large qty. After 30 minutes, return for credit. Proceed to buy whatever you wish. (for me, I can has all the books... hello library with a swimming pool!)

Mitchell Dones 13 years ago
What the hell am I supposed to spend these last 2 pennys on?

SadLittleOctopus 4 years ago
When the total is $9.98
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Samantha Kohlhorst 13 years ago
Challenge accepted

Samantha Caleb Coop 13 years ago
Yeah buy one MAC lipstick.

Twoklawll Certified Otaku 13 years ago
I'd like one Kuratus mech please

Sean Bell 13 years ago
As long as I could find everything ahead of time, get it all set up properly in my Amazon cart, and have the exact URL for "1 Click Checkout" written down, then yeah, I think I could manage. Just get a bunch of gift cards and sell them online afterwards. Voila.

MarkusNope 9 years ago
would create my own online store before pressing the button, where I sell 1 item for exactly one million dollars.

Roz 10 years ago
Sounds like a trap.

Senseless 10 years ago
But isn't actually

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
*buys bitcoin*

Jedimasterstarr 11 years ago
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Ca$h Money b0ss 11 years ago
I have Netgear......

Fa11enPhoenix 8 years ago
Just put it in the bank

slightlydistressedturtle 11 years ago
you underestimate me

Drain 9 years ago
Buy better wifi,simple duh

Captain_Deadpool 8 years ago
Technically your investing your $1000000 but she could become even bigger later so yeah I'm pushing that button

hoidoeigek 12 years ago
Just give it to your dog and ask it back after 30 minutes

TheMechoManiac 10 years ago
Over here I'm just buying 1,000,000 chocolate bars. Simple as that...

blaynewalker 10 years ago
Okay. Spend a million dollars on a bunch of gift cards

1Ddoge 11 years ago
just buy a 1,000,00 card eh? then use it later when i have stable internet

JordonLaver 9 years ago
Either send to a bank or keeping with the spirit of the question, a lot of gold.

That0neBa5tard 6 years ago
Buy a ton of the same thing, and sell them. Profit!

kbzombiehunter 11 years ago
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nonnoob2 9 years ago
Easy, I'll buy stocks

SenpaiNotYandere? 10 years ago
"A small loan of one million dollars"

Migdin1 10 years ago
Buy 1 000 000 dollars

alexriveraced 8 years ago
Not a problem! *Buys everything on eBay*

alexriveraced 8 years ago
Why not? I'll be rich :D
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oldnotweak 11 years ago
Brewster's Millions

meatloave 9 months ago
Send a text to my neice asking if she would sell me some of her art for 500,000$ then pay her with the million and she gives me 500,000 in change which I then give to my other neice.... They can each give me 150,000$

oadrake 11 years ago
I'll just make a $1,000,000 donation to my own paypal account

The-Land-Finana 9 years ago
Just buy 1000 iphone 10s then sell them all after

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Dragonscale 9 years ago
I could pull that off.

Nieroshai 10 years ago
So what you're saying is I don't get 1 million no matter what...

VSauce 3 years ago
Hey, V'Sauce Michael here! This is a good opportunity! Or is it? Well you see, the average human can spend about $ 100 on others in 10 minutes. Does it sound too little? Well, here's something else. The average person can spend about 1000 on themselves in ... [Show full comment]

Jedimasterstarr 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]
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