You get immortality
but
You cant have sex ever again
I will not


235x0last year
2 Downsides!

Maharid2 years ago
Immortaloty without other perks = sh*t.

gamerdude10 years ago
im fine with this. i'v never had sex and i probably never will and i could help a lot of people if i was immortal.

AllTheKittens8 years ago
same here.
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GayNerd9 years ago
Okay. I was never really interested in sex.

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
Me too :D
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kennymccormick216910 years ago
Sex is like the whole point of life

3nderall4 years ago
Introducing: being asexual
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Timsimm2 9 years ago
Asexual so... Easy answer

CaseyDemmitt7 years ago
But you"re not a single celled organism soooo

bubbles10 years ago
I don't need sex to have love.

smol_bean9 years ago
This is where asexuality comes in handy :)

dankmemes1018 years ago
@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg, being asexual isn't a bad thing.
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anonimo127310 years ago
the sex is only needed because we dont live for ever

Wanted Horizon9 years ago
Sorry, I'm asexual

thereversedguy10 years ago
No upside wtf.

Anonymously judging9 years ago
When you think about it, immortality is no upside. Think of watching all you know and love die
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Alkeniw10 years ago
Asexual FTW!

Lorne Inglis12 years ago
Ha! Forever alone is now officialy Forever Alone

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Omg
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Haki7hikari8 years ago
It all depends what immortality means. Does that mean that nothing else will kill me, but if I'm really sick of life I can end it myself. ->then yes. If it means that I'm forced to live forever even if I don't want to anymore-> then no

PHANDOM8 years ago
Immortality is nothing good

Kyle Asano12 years ago
Immortality is a curse. Think about how bored you would get. And when the Earth inevitably dies in some way or another, you are left stranded in space in constant pain, or in a star... in constant pain.

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago
And you would witness everybody die around you too. That would be really depressing
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Kowhai8 years ago
where is the downside?

LavaBomb8 years ago
I see this as 2 downsides for the price of 1

FuntimeFoxythepiratefox8 years ago
I'm 12, I already don't have sex

FuntimeFoxythepiratefox8 years ago
The upside?

TrueRenegade8 years ago
I don't want to be Immortal.

Hello18 years ago
Umm....I am a virgin.....so I cannot Have Sex AGAIN if I never had it in the first place. So I'm good. And Immortality is not as bad as you think. It just means you can't die of old age or disease, so if you are ready to die, get someone to stab you with...[Show full comment]

SoggyBreadMan7 years ago
Your an idiot. Immortality means immortal dumbass. word for word it means "you can't fuckin die". you think a rusty knife will do the trick? the fucking sun going super nova and vaporizing the fucking planet wouldn't even do the bloody trick. have fun watc...[Show full comment]

Silver_Nightray8 years ago
I hate both of these...

rogntudju8 years ago
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ALCooldude8 years ago
Immortality would suck you would see every one you know and love die over and over

Sophia4-H8 years ago
i have never had sex

AlexZachariasen9 years ago
I am 10 soon yes

lexie tango9 years ago
Immortality is stupid if u wqnt to be immortal fine but have fun in space when the world ends

Knucklesfan8 years ago
Stranded in space you are sure to find aliens at some point. And when the universe ends you probably will too.
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DashingPineapple9 years ago
Implying I've had sex. I've not. Also, if one masturbates with sex toys, and we're not too far off getting sex androids (which are really big and expensive sex toys) then I'd be able to fuck androids which would equate to masturbating, rather than having s...[Show full comment]

UnitedSlayer9 years ago
1 I dont wanna be immortal and 2 i want sex XD

Noogi139 years ago
I will have sex.

Alyssa.dance9 years ago
Idc about s** i just dont want to live for ever

moldypotato13379 years ago
again?

The steak9 years ago
Immorblabla is for nothing but sex is something different where you can at least create babies and it Fells great so dont press

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago
Youre right but nobody is "immorblabla",they could be immortal but not *immorblabla* xD

Danniella Valencia12 years ago
i like sex so nah

Jim Hathaway12 years ago
id rather die than live for eternity without sex.

Levi Hilliard12 years ago
I haven't had sex in months anyway so yea I'd rather live forever

SyrusAlpha8 years ago
I won't worry, I always wanted to keep my virginity

Liam Costanzo12 years ago
I cannot begin to comprehend why people would not press this

Yoully3 years ago
THE ULTIMATE VIRGIN XD

Autism Unleashed 9 years ago
Hugs and kisses are enough for me

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc7 years ago
As an asexual this is easy!

Memer2838828284 years ago
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossibl...[Show full comment]

HogwartsFan9 years ago
Where's the upside?

Mikuelious8 years ago
No upside

Atheist Potato8 years ago
Hmmm... I'm Asexual so there"s no downside, but there"s also the pain and suffering of immortality...

Yeetyeet8 years ago
Yeet 🏂🤼‍♀️🚚🎲🎑🌌🏨

jintoya10 years ago
id hit it...get it?

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach9 years ago
whats the downside

Liekifucrievritiem7 years ago
Fuck i accidentally pressed the button
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