You get immortality
but
You cant have sex ever again
I will not

235x0 3 years ago
2 Downsides!

Maharid 3 years ago
Immortaloty without other perks = sh*t.

gamerdude 11 years ago
im fine with this. i'v never had sex and i probably never will and i could help a lot of people if i was immortal.

AllTheKittens 9 years ago
same here.
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GayNerd 10 years ago
Okay. I was never really interested in sex.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
Me too :D
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kennymccormick2169 11 years ago
Sex is like the whole point of life

3nderall 5 years ago
Introducing: being asexual
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bubbles 11 years ago
I don't need sex to have love.

Timsimm2 11 years ago
Asexual so... Easy answer

CaseyDemmitt 9 years ago
But you"re not a single celled organism soooo

anonimo1273 11 years ago
the sex is only needed because we dont live for ever

smol_bean 10 years ago
This is where asexuality comes in handy :)

dankmemes101 9 years ago
@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg, being asexual isn't a bad thing.
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Wanted Horizon 11 years ago
Sorry, I'm asexual

thereversedguy 11 years ago
No upside wtf.

Anonymously judging 10 years ago
When you think about it, immortality is no upside. Think of watching all you know and love die
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Lorne Inglis 13 years ago
Ha! Forever alone is now officialy Forever Alone

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Omg
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Alkeniw 11 years ago
Asexual FTW!

Haki7hikari 10 years ago
It all depends what immortality means. Does that mean that nothing else will kill me, but if I'm really sick of life I can end it myself. ->then yes. If it means that I'm forced to live forever even if I don't want to anymore-> then no

PHANDOM 10 years ago
Immortality is nothing good

Kyle Asano 13 years ago
Immortality is a curse. Think about how bored you would get. And when the Earth inevitably dies in some way or another, you are left stranded in space in constant pain, or in a star... in constant pain.

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago
And you would witness everybody die around you too. That would be really depressing
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Kowhai 9 years ago
where is the downside?

LavaBomb 9 years ago
I see this as 2 downsides for the price of 1

FuntimeFoxythepiratefox 10 years ago
I'm 12, I already don't have sex

FuntimeFoxythepiratefox 10 years ago
The upside?

TrueRenegade 10 years ago
I don't want to be Immortal.

Hello1 10 years ago
Umm....I am a virgin.....so I cannot Have Sex AGAIN if I never had it in the first place. So I'm good. And Immortality is not as bad as you think. It just means you can't die of old age or disease, so if you are ready to die, get someone to stab you with... [Show full comment]

SoggyBreadMan 8 years ago
Your an idiot. Immortality means immortal dumbass. word for word it means "you can't fuckin die". you think a rusty knife will do the trick? the fucking sun going super nova and vaporizing the fucking planet wouldn't even do the bloody trick. have fun watc... [Show full comment]

Silver_Nightray 10 years ago
I hate both of these...

rogntudju 10 years ago
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ALCooldude 10 years ago
Immortality would suck you would see every one you know and love die over and over

Sophia4-H 10 years ago
i have never had sex

AlexZachariasen 10 years ago
I am 10 soon yes

lexie tango 10 years ago
Immortality is stupid if u wqnt to be immortal fine but have fun in space when the world ends

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Stranded in space you are sure to find aliens at some point. And when the universe ends you probably will too.
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DashingPineapple 11 years ago
Implying I've had sex. I've not. Also, if one masturbates with sex toys, and we're not too far off getting sex androids (which are really big and expensive sex toys) then I'd be able to fuck androids which would equate to masturbating, rather than having s... [Show full comment]

UnitedSlayer 11 years ago
1 I dont wanna be immortal and 2 i want sex XD

Noogi13 11 years ago
I will have sex.

Alyssa.dance 11 years ago
Idc about s** i just dont want to live for ever

moldypotato1337 11 years ago
again?

The steak 11 years ago
Immorblabla is for nothing but sex is something different where you can at least create babies and it Fells great so dont press

thatswhatithoughtm8 10 years ago
Youre right but nobody is "immorblabla",they could be immortal but not *immorblabla* xD

Danniella Valencia 13 years ago
i like sex so nah

Jim Hathaway 13 years ago
id rather die than live for eternity without sex.

Levi Hilliard 13 years ago
I haven't had sex in months anyway so yea I'd rather live forever

imavirginnn 6 years ago
upside.exe not found

RileyDaWizard 10 years ago
Immortal, no sex, looks like it's time to dig to China I may someday reach it

Shooterbud 9 years ago
Hell nah

TVk7ng-se 11 years ago
Nice one bro

BoneBiscuit 10 years ago
I'm asexual bruh

Middleagedcoolgirl 9 years ago
No I love sex

gracie111111 8 years ago
Me to

stormneko 11 years ago
where is the positive? immortality means you will be here after the rapture or ragnarok or the heat death of the universe or the big crunch or whatever you believe will be the end of the universe as we know it. you will be completely and utterly alone, per... [Show full comment]

JandK 8 years ago
I see I ok upside

Giraffe Jelly 11 years ago
WTF IM 11

SapixIV 3 years ago
Bruh sex is such a. Small part of being alive. There would be so much to explore I'd be don't n to lose some frosting in order to have infinite cake.

BrightStream2002 8 years ago
*ASEXUALS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY*

Toidia 9 years ago
Implying I have had sex.

Hi there 12 years ago
Adopt, all i can say
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