Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

2 Downsides!

Maharidlast year

Immortaloty without other perks = sh*t.

gamerdude9 years ago

im fine with this. i'v never had sex and i probably never will and i could help a lot of people if i was immortal.

AllTheKittens7 years ago

same here.

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GayNerd9 years ago

Okay. I was never really interested in sex.

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago

Me too :D

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kennymccormick21699 years ago

Sex is like the whole point of life

3nderall4 years ago

Introducing: being asexual

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Timsimm2 9 years ago

Asexual so... Easy answer

CaseyDemmitt7 years ago

But you"re not a single celled organism soooo

bubbles9 years ago

I don't need sex to have love.

smol_bean9 years ago

This is where asexuality comes in handy :)

dankmemes1018 years ago

@Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg, being asexual isn't a bad thing.

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anonimo12739 years ago

the sex is only needed because we dont live for ever

Wanted Horizon9 years ago

Sorry, I'm asexual

thereversedguy9 years ago

No upside wtf.

Anonymously judging9 years ago

When you think about it, immortality is no upside. Think of watching all you know and love die

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Alkeniw9 years ago

Asexual FTW!

Lorne Inglis12 years ago

Ha! Forever alone is now officialy Forever Alone

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Omg

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Haki7hikari8 years ago

It all depends what immortality means. Does that mean that nothing else will kill me, but if I'm really sick of life I can end it myself. ->then yes. If it means that I'm forced to live forever even if I don't want to anymore-> then no

PHANDOM8 years ago

Immortality is nothing good

Kyle Asano12 years ago

Immortality is a curse. Think about how bored you would get. And when the Earth inevitably dies in some way or another, you are left stranded in space in constant pain, or in a star... in constant pain.

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

And you would witness everybody die around you too. That would be really depressing

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Kowhai8 years ago

where is the downside?

LavaBomb8 years ago

I see this as 2 downsides for the price of 1

FuntimeFoxythepiratefox8 years ago

I'm 12, I already don't have sex

FuntimeFoxythepiratefox8 years ago

The upside?

TrueRenegade8 years ago

I don't want to be Immortal.

Hello18 years ago

Umm....I am a virgin.....so I cannot Have Sex AGAIN if I never had it in the first place. So I'm good. And Immortality is not as bad as you think. It just means you can't die of old age or disease, so if you are ready to die, get someone to stab you with...[Show full comment]

SoggyBreadMan7 years ago

Your an idiot. Immortality means immortal dumbass. word for word it means "you can't fuckin die". you think a rusty knife will do the trick? the fucking sun going super nova and vaporizing the fucking planet wouldn't even do the bloody trick. have fun watc...[Show full comment]

Silver_Nightray8 years ago

I hate both of these...

rogntudju8 years ago

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ALCooldude8 years ago

Immortality would suck you would see every one you know and love die over and over

Sophia4-H8 years ago

i have never had sex

AlexZachariasen8 years ago

I am 10 soon yes

lexie tango8 years ago

Immortality is stupid if u wqnt to be immortal fine but have fun in space when the world ends

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Stranded in space you are sure to find aliens at some point. And when the universe ends you probably will too.

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DashingPineapple9 years ago

Implying I've had sex. I've not. Also, if one masturbates with sex toys, and we're not too far off getting sex androids (which are really big and expensive sex toys) then I'd be able to fuck androids which would equate to masturbating, rather than having s...[Show full comment]

UnitedSlayer9 years ago

1 I dont wanna be immortal and 2 i want sex XD

Noogi139 years ago

I will have sex.

Alyssa.dance9 years ago

Idc about s** i just dont want to live for ever

moldypotato13379 years ago

again?

The steak9 years ago

Immorblabla is for nothing but sex is something different where you can at least create babies and it Fells great so dont press

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago

Youre right but nobody is "immorblabla",they could be immortal but not *immorblabla* xD

Danniella Valencia12 years ago

i like sex so nah

Jim Hathaway12 years ago

id rather die than live for eternity without sex.

Levi Hilliard12 years ago

I haven't had sex in months anyway so yea I'd rather live forever

Thrilmalia11 years ago

Why "again"? For a virgin like it´s no Problem to say "Hell, yeah, I press this button! And I will live forever!"

Dark223 years ago

where is the upside

Noncrazyvegan9 years ago

Invincibity is better. Yes there's a difference. If you're immortal you cant die. If your invincible you can't be beaten by people animals disease etc. So allthough you can still die if your invincible all diseases that come with age would be defeated so you'd live for a good 10,000 years.

TazedFire90007 years ago

I don't see an upside.

Sattopia9 years ago

But... But... Im still a virgin.

BrookiePie4 years ago

asexuals be like: oh no! sex? never again? why would anyone want to live a life deprived of sex?!

Dotty potatoes9 years ago

Sex is not nice I am only fucking 11

LB167 years ago

so what

mychemicalromance9 years ago

Immortality means you get to live forever but anything that can hurt a human it can hurt you it doesn't make a difference the only thing is you won't die unless you are killed

ronithemangles8 years ago

Dont want sex

Josh Herrick12 years ago

AGAIN?!? FREAKING AGAIN?!?

Naxremmus9 years ago

97ShadowDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's ...[Show full comment]

Draultaut5 years ago

I dont want to live forever. I"d have to watch everyone and everything die. I"d be lonley

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