Will You Press The Button?

TeamKobus28 years ago

I'll just stop them from passing. BECAUSE YOU ALL SHALL NOT PASS!

MarcoPaschetta7 years ago

I mean, if I am the most powerful mage alive it would be pretty easy to defend myself without harming the person who"s trying to kill me. Someone pulls a gun on me? Vanish the gun. Someone swings a punch at me? Teleport away... the possibilities are endles...[Show full comment]

INeedALIfe9 years ago

"Hey you, random guy! Yeah come here! Take my wand... point it at that person and say Avada Kederva!

idkshouldi7 years ago

best post ever in my life and I’m so happy to have you in my life and I love you 😘❤️💕.Wth I was random typing

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Migdin18 years ago

I didnt kill; it was the magic

ThatCatMan7 years ago

Lol.

PenguinAce7 years ago

Can I just cross my fingers while making the vow?

Koridon2 months ago

We got a loophole, folks

Joe Singh12 years ago

Create a over powered minion who is loyal and can detect beings who wish you harm.

Im_not_gay4 years ago

That was what I was thinking

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ChaseAntoni7 years ago

I will be the first to comment on this blog post about it to clog a toilet and shower in humanity to go bowling with me when I get home I had to pick up my phone and the prisoner exchange rate is a joke or not the die will never fond you now have the most ...[Show full comment]

Thomas Gunn12 years ago

It doesn't say you have to keep the vow

MatthewSholes4 years ago

AMEN!

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CameronCollins7 years ago

Give every living creature fucking immortality!

Derped647 years ago

I'll just fly away into space if the earth ever explodes

Gestusultumus7 years ago

i made a promase for that so suck on ma balls

WyattJoseph7 years ago

The question is not Mr. Garrison

ThatCatMan7 years ago

I will never harm, this I vow! Vow no longer applies.

Hi123lol456-78908 years ago

Joe Singh yes

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Use your magic to make animals, people etc committ suicide.

Migdin18 years ago

But everything is made of non living things, so we are all actually not living, we are just made of many tiny dead things that are stuck together, that can move

Bluons8 years ago

I can create something else to kill

dankmemes1018 years ago

Can I possess someone and make them do it for me?

TeamKobus28 years ago

Use a staff/magic sword to kill for me. I judt point at the direction, wave it and it was decapitated. The sword killed it. Not me. I was just guiding it

MNITIMMY9 years ago

Create eternal peace and that won't happen

MaxyTheMage9 years ago

So we would be Pasifist Frsik from undertale as a Mage? Awesome I love Undertale!

TeamKobus28 years ago

Well. You suck

Conner Wolf12 years ago

Even if you can't break the vow, if you're the most powerful of all mages, then you could use magic that wouldn't even harm others, it would just imprison them.

Lachlanio Gaming9 years ago

Thats exactly what I was thinking :)

Alex Gordon Stapleton12 years ago

Freeze time run away

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Just paralyze the attacker and walk away with swagger

D3monslay3r9 years ago

Just pressed a button so I don't have to get the downside soooo LOGIK BITCHEZ

Capt_Pug8 years ago

You could just use spells that don’t harm people. Like confusion, paralysis, and slow down.

yuri999 years ago

Easy make an aura that pacifies everyone around you

oldnotweak11 years ago

no biggie, if you are the most powerful you don't need to kill

redbutonboss9910 years ago

Hell yeah I'm a pacifist gandalf

ShadowfangTC9 years ago

So apparently torture is ok, just not killing.

Kalen Altman12 years ago

Good thing I'm a pacifist :p

TonyTurtleMM7 years ago

No I must defend myself against... HUMANS!

AmyWilliams9 years ago

I never would want to kill anyone anyway, and if people tried to kill me I could stop them with my superior powers.

auhkostelast year

insects woupd be anoying but i can just teleport things away instead of hurt them

Davislira9 years ago

Well... SORRY BITCH I CAN SUMMON A FUCKING DRAGON

ÐŸÐ¾Ð»Ð¸ Ð•Ð²Ñ‚Ð¸Ð¼Ð¾Ð²Ð°12 years ago

I would be like the white queen of Wonderland

So sufistic8ed9 years ago

Spawn anything you want

GraceLordMP8 years ago

MmMmmMmMmm

Tamechase_10110 years ago

Simple trap the living creature, run away, then untrap them. LOOPHOLE

trueblueloop7 years ago

You can get pretty creative within those limits. Sleeping spells, invisibility, mind control to calm them down and end the hostility, summoning minions as bodyguards, teleporting weapons or yourself away from the aggressor, etc.

Nargieo9 years ago

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