Will You Press The Button?

ElevatorHobo699 years ago

Companion is a dragon. "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH! I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!" "Uhh... what? Are you really that insane?" Dragon then burns them to death.

irishwolf8 years ago

As I always say.... "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!"

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

OH MY GOSH!!! I PUSHED AN IMMORTALITY BUTTON!!!! I figured if I have the PERFECT companion for me in my immortality, and they are too, maybe I could actually deal with immortality... We"d both spend eternity making puns about everything

DanielleWilson7 years ago

Immortality would be cool regardless of how insane I may or may not be

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b21986 years ago

Keyword: perfect What if the perfect companion for me was one that could give me omnipotency etc etc immortality"s downside avoided, and actual downside loopholed.

Shelby Peters12 years ago

So...Basically Flying Mint Bunny, right?

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Who the flying fuck is that

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LiteralBomb10 years ago

*frantically smashes button*

Ellie Princess Riggs X12 years ago

im already insane!!!

TeamKobus28 years ago

It"s i"m*. That means you are truly insane(ly bad in grammar)

JoseCMagno9 years ago

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡WILSOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pokiballs5 years ago

No, just cuz I don’t want immortality

Chris Nope Acre12 years ago

Anohana the anime, well it's still a little different.

sans111i9 years ago

I'm already insane (=

MineBlox7 years ago

Superman baby!

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago

Uh, so basically The Forest Fic...?

Panty P10 years ago

my girlfriend is already invisible sooooooo

Ananymoos10 years ago

ThatOneKid it actually worked wow...

skittleboy8 years ago

I am already insane

Dereka123last year

schizophrenia

ponin11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

FelipeGames20008 years ago

Waifus in a nutshell

CMHammond9 years ago

How insane? If it is only a little I can live with that...I suppose. A companion that isn't imaginary, but just invisible to everyone but you, is great. Immortality is great.

aaaaaaahaaaugh9 years ago

LOOK AT HIM. I SAID LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM!!!! YOU CANT SEE HIM?!?!!!!

Firewolf9 years ago

One mans insanity is another's sanity

saladxomq7 years ago

Doughnut:... Me:JAHAHAAHAHAHAH OMG YOU"RE SO FUNNY!! AJAHAHHAHA Doughnut:... Me:HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAGAHHAAHA OMG YOU"RE TOO MUCH!!!!

Sara Mize12 years ago

As long as I had my companion, I would be okay, I think.

Zadikaria10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Aaron129987 years ago

Invisible deer cat :D

Hellione3099 years ago

lol this is great for introverts

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

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Godpoweredgamer115649 years ago

Meh I'll do it for a million dollars

yaaay10 years ago

as long as i can see her, plus, she can't cheat on me because, even if she tries to cheat on me, she won't get noticed

hyperdog169 years ago

Omg I could have my companion help my with test

Bbsfanop695 years ago

Huh what are you ya talking about everybody can see mikasa right ,RIGHT!!guys hey mikasa that say they cannot see you and I am just insane !! MIKASA :,they said the truth rick I am just your imagination Me: ,nnooooo ahhhhhh ah sob sob I loved her my lif...[Show full comment]

CJ Parisi12 years ago

Ha! Joke's on you! I'm already insane!

Twilight922358 years ago

...... K

LickItUp7 years ago

I'm already insane what"s the difference here

ModSavvy9 years ago

at least I've got you Tom :P

Mutantti10 years ago

I wouldn't mind invisible girlfriend and i'm already quite insane.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

combined with my 6 arms,blades,biometal skeleton,and demon wings they'll probably take my word for it.

Ananymoos10 years ago

ThatOneKid it actually worked wow...

thegardenofwho8 years ago

That"s okay, I'm already crazy.

Bruvinatelast year

Me, who is already insane, and finally has a friend to loredump to: HA

I Press Buttons11 years ago

Jokes on you! already insane

serrato129 years ago

basically me without being immortal... BUT MOM SHE IS RIGHT HERE

xX_XBOX GAMER_xX9 years ago

WHATS WRONG WITH INSANITY??? Wait have babies then peeps be like mind...BLOWN

Wens9 years ago

Cant I just hide my insanity and live life happily

SepticEyeSam10 years ago

Well it's not the perfect companion if it leads to you being insane! I WILL NOT!

JuanCarlos7 years ago

what the hedge

Lynthia9 years ago

Nothing's really going to change with the downside though for me.

Jellax-Jedi8 years ago

I'm already crazy, now I just don't have to drink a cup of my own blood every 5 years to maintain my immortality.

xtaintedwisdomx9 years ago

More than half of the options even the ones I dont press the button sound absolutely absurd which is why i like them even if the choice may by obvious or i dont agree with the choices at all!

TheGingerNinja10 years ago

So I become Arthur with Flying Mint Bunny? AWESOME!

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