56284 (51%) 53115 (49%)
56284 (51%) people have pressed this button, while 53115 (49%) did not.
50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of an afterlife
but
50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy
Next

fggggg last year
A 50% probability is actually a 100% probability

Adam Bech Harms 13 years ago
Congrats! If you are reading this you are eternal and happy!

silly_goober 3 years ago
sorry but my name isnt eternal and happy!
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ChanceMannor 9 years ago
Damn it didn't work

Fedxftw 10 years ago
No after life is good. Only about 100k people go to heaven read apocalipse in the bible im not christian and i know more about it than most chritians

TigerKingTundra 2 years ago
I don't think you know the Bible more than Christians if you don't know how to spell Christians.
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Amity_Rawr 9 years ago
Yaaaaay I'm alive!!

James Scott 13 years ago
This is probably the best "Will you press the button" Ive seen on here. Other than "You can fly BUT only feet first."

WordFile 3 years ago
Bro that"s funny as shit
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Flipped Coin... Dead.

Bigsharkdad 9 years ago
That"s why I picked the button

Panifex 8 years ago
It"s supposed to be upside first unless you"re suicidal

Nerdkind 9 years ago
Buttons can't kill. At least this one can't.

Gracicorn15 9 years ago
I'm eternal and happy! ^_^

TheNensy 9 years ago
Im sure that i will be the 50% who died...

Pandamaken 9 years ago
This has no downsidd id be happy either way

GamerWatchYT 9 years ago
Im Alive!!!!!!!

GottaPoint 10 years ago
Just go look at Ho-Oh already.

gabbo verde 11 years ago
Guess the button doesn't work :^)

lman163 11 years ago
agreed

Jared Loussier 13 years ago
No afterlife means no hell either sooo...

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I'm an arthiest so I don't believe in hell or heaven
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Mark Kent 13 years ago
i like those 50/50 odds

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago
I would hate being eternal

marcuitos 11 years ago
you wrote that so you are eternal cuz you aren't dead
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inputwave 5 years ago
why would i want to be eternal eww

Death Angel 11 years ago
I'm still alive, i win :D

mogley1992 11 years ago
DI DI MAU! DI DI MAU!!!

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

CCthecat 10 years ago
I believe in myself, I will press the button!

Yahac135 10 years ago
I died

Megan Mackley 13 years ago
I don't want either

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

Thundia 11 years ago
Meh at least i'll live long enough to see 3lamestudios die (I can't be happy without the day there will be no more 3lamestudios videos) yayz

FuriousEnding 7 years ago
Win win

SupahRookie 11 years ago
With my luck i'm going to die painfully so fuck that.

PinkyPie 11 years ago
I'M ETERNAL AND HAPPY!!!!!

Gerias 10 years ago
Got eternal pleasure

Icicleman04 9 years ago
YOLO

Glassia_The_Tower 11 years ago
Painfully, but instant.

TheWeirdGirl 10 years ago
if you're dead, become a zombie and live a happy and eternal life as a zombie. if you're alive... Good for you!

oSlow 2 years ago
Guys, doesn't eternal happiness sound kind of depressing? You currently have goals and desires and an actual personality but if you press this button it will just *poof* you into this eternally happy thing and basically take away your desire to do anything.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
too high chances.

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

REGEN 10 years ago
I like those odds and I'm dead

hello______________2 6 years ago
me bookmak page

rc4322 11 years ago
im not dead.. it worked!!!!

StephH 9 years ago
Where"s the upside ?

Warren Galloway 12 years ago
To make me happy, my friends and family would also have to be immortal. Also, I'm already happy as I can get. (being mortal, that is)

Afanofzelda 8 years ago
Knowing my luck, I will die painfully so I'm not taking my chances

Merilille 11 years ago
I need to put in my will "If I actually die, please sue the maker of will you press the button."

FelixAL99 10 years ago
eternal mean that you will never, NEVER die. If you will alway come back to live, as the way of Deadpool, or like in the tv show ""Forever"" (If he die, he will revive in a lake)

Maggie Yang 13 years ago
A risky bet

Last_teen_360gamer 10 months ago
LETS GO GAMBLING. CHKLTCHCHK AWW Dang it

Hedg3h09 11 years ago
Eternal life is terrible. You'd live past the end of the human race.

Frequent Button Presser 10 years ago
It should be 50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy but 50% chance the button kills you painfully with no chance of an afterlife.
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