55136 (52%) 50972 (48%)
55136 (52%) people have pressed this button, while 50972 (48%) did not.
50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of an afterlife
but
50% chance the button makes you eternal and happy
Next


ChanceMannor8 years ago
Damn it didn't work

Adam Bech Harms12 years ago
Congrats! If you are reading this you are eternal and happy!

silly_goober2 years ago
sorry but my name isnt eternal and happy!
Load more replies

Fedxftw8 years ago
No after life is good. Only about 100k people go to heaven read apocalipse in the bible im not christian and i know more about it than most chritians

TigerKingTundralast year
I don't think you know the Bible more than Christians if you don't know how to spell Christians.
Load more replies

Amity_Rawr8 years ago
Yaaaaay I'm alive!!

WBGrock9 years ago
Flipped Coin... Dead.

Bigsharkdad8 years ago
That"s why I picked the button

James Scott12 years ago
This is probably the best "Will you press the button" Ive seen on here. Other than "You can fly BUT only feet first."

WordFile2 years ago
Bro that"s funny as shit
Load more replies

Panifex7 years ago
It"s supposed to be upside first unless you"re suicidal

Nerdkind7 years ago
Buttons can't kill. At least this one can't.

Gracicorn158 years ago
I'm eternal and happy! ^_^

TheNensy8 years ago
Im sure that i will be the 50% who died...

Pandamaken8 years ago
This has no downsidd id be happy either way

GamerWatchYT8 years ago
Im Alive!!!!!!!

GottaPoint8 years ago
Just go look at Ho-Oh already.

gabbo verde 9 years ago
Guess the button doesn't work :^)

lman1639 years ago
agreed

Jared Loussier12 years ago
No afterlife means no hell either sooo...

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
I'm an arthiest so I don't believe in hell or heaven
Load more replies

Mark Kent12 years ago
i like those 50/50 odds

Eliasson Koffe12 years ago
I would hate being eternal

marcuitos9 years ago
you wrote that so you are eternal cuz you aren't dead
Load more replies

Cheeseman8 years ago
#SURVIVOR

Maggie11 years ago
I like to live dangerously.

mega girl9 years ago
55 good or am i dead

Cool-Boy-429095 years ago
yay

I'm a Noodler9 years ago
so...i cant put my thought into words....

masterdark9 years ago
why would i want to be eternal i would just suffer cause i would see my familiy die in front of me and even that a button cannot stop the depression(even if your happy)

PIKACHU87 years ago
50 50 why not 70 30 or 25 75

ofpgrimm1029 years ago
noope

grene dae8 years ago
So there"s a fifty percent chance I'll get rid of this crap and a fifty percent chance I'll never get out. Great.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
It worked! I am still alive!

JerilynCrespo7 years ago
THAT"S A WIN/WIN SITUATION

CallMeYourßæ10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

sonicj019 years ago
upside?????

Koridon10 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOO---

Holy9 years ago
Holy WillYouPressTheButton?.com You have pressed the button! 25097 (55%) people have pressed this button, while 20549 (45%) did not. Did you enjoy this dillemma? Like or Dislike 50% chance the button kills you painfully, with no chance of ...[Show full comment]

mega girl9 years ago
errrrrrrrrrrr

Darkthruster9 years ago
I hope people realise that if you're eternal and happy constantly, you will be happy about everything including seeing everyone die. You will literally be no longer you unless you're some psychotic maniac that enjoys seeing people die. You will also enjoy ...[Show full comment]

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago
Who says im NOT crazy? HA HAHAHAH HAHAHHA AHAHAH AH AHA A A HAHAHAHA
Load more replies

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
shouldn't these effects be in reverse?

dommy2469 years ago
Word what's the question

reactiontimefan8 years ago
I'm alive too!

mastertmf10 years ago
ILL TAKE THOSE ODDS

illuminatiunconfirmed6 years ago
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

aserk9 years ago
What if u pess I will not

OsisiZZ8 years ago
Win win, no downside

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
You lied to me

ShadowfangTC9 years ago
With my luck, it's like saying 100% chance of becoming eternal and happy.

CheapSheep9 years ago
Either way would make me happy...

Nathaispogiinreallife7 years ago
im alive boiiiiii

mecut29 years ago
dont play it

THX_1138last year
being eternal seems boring :/

Duckz699 years ago
Im alive.

bobthebogan8 years ago
well im dead

vorpike10 years ago
do it near the end of my life, at least i had life
Load more comments