Will You Press The Button?

Derptron2000 11 years ago

Yes I can finally be an all-knowing hermit just like I've always wanted to be.

Maxwell Stabs 13 years ago

With infinite wisdom, you'd likely discover some method of communication with human beings, like a translator that makes pets you, and they'd know what to say because you'd discover telepathy and speak with the animals to tell them what to say. Boom, just got it right there.

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago

So what I said?

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P7 10 years ago

If I get infinite wisdom, then I will be too busy with my thoughts to communicate with others. Seriously

Octomations 9 years ago

Your comment is ironic considering your profile pic

LolaLu26 10 years ago

I will talk to the animals

Edwardthefast 2 years ago

Then tell them a message 4 the humans

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Guilherme Schneider 13 years ago

Greybeards from The Elder Scrolls

defrostu 10 years ago

Be dragonborn X99999999999

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Rohan Whykes 13 years ago

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000048153714-08yip4-original.png?3eddc42

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

what

GBrick last year

I will use my infinite wisdom to find the loopholes in this rule:)

foxyiscute 10 years ago

U can't anyways

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

Am I able to at least talk to and understand other animals?

lordpacc 10 years ago

Screw talking to people I could learn to talk to animals like a crazy person :D

Roxiesboy 11 years ago

Unless youtube comments and social media go away too, I see no downside.

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

What"s the point in wisdom if you can't communicate?

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

no upside

NikkiCatTheCrazyNeko 9 years ago

SCREW COMMUNICATION.

Fangheart 11 years ago

For SCIENCE!

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

But u would be wise enough to know how to communicate

Klarix 11 years ago

How is that even possible? Infinite wisdom and yet can't even communicate with humans?

Mosavgaming 11 years ago

Then what's the point having all wisdom then

M17bully 5 years ago

I Could Just Use Paper

riddletale frisk a.k.a frick da gaemur 10 years ago

I will make Mr. Pickles exist

YourBoiTy675 9 years ago

meh. im down for multidimensional travel without humans from this universe. i can literally teleport myself to another dimension with people in it

MineGodGamer 11 years ago

F6

???? 11 years ago

I mean like, that's basically my life every day.

anonyme 11 years ago

if I have the infinite wisdom , I'll make fun

DaniFromDennys 10 years ago

I mean, I already don't have the ability to communicate with other human beings, so that really wouldn't chance much.

TomJake99 last year

Maybe you'll become a thief.

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

WTF!? I GRICHED AND PRESSED THIS BUTTON!!!

Dumbo 11 years ago

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Smexy Smoo 11 years ago

If you see this just dont read it. Its just some dumb fuck who wants to be famous!

BoneyBrownie 10 years ago

ill take stupidity over not being able to speak

Kaiyanni 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago

Pind a way to communicate with the wisdom

olemartin 12 years ago

maxwell stabs, the thing says YOU CANT COMMUNICATE WITH ANOTHER HUMAN IN ANY WAY, which means there would be no way for you to communicate no matter what

SeabassJames 9 years ago

You lose it, but you could get it back.

ImaCat222 11 years ago

With infinite wisdom, its impossible to not communicate with another human being, wisdom means to have experience, Losing all ability to communicate with a human is not wisdom,

Marcela387 10 years ago

Okey if you want

Hella_Rose24 11 years ago

Like Crete the cure for cancer writes on a bottle the formula and your full name and age then hands it politely to the nurse and they freak out. Trying to ask you questions and thinking you are a mute.

Avani 11 years ago

Wait, if I recieve infinite wisdom, I know how to write. That's a huge paradox

awesome2 4 years ago

Literally a plot of a regular show episode

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx 10 years ago

but when you pressed the button you can't chat here... logic right?

YourBoiTy675 9 years ago

like rick and morty stuff

Reagan_The_Bunny 10 years ago

I am super antisocial I see no downside this

zdodger 11 years ago

i will rise with my army of dolphin soldiers and take the world with an iron fisht! (get it?) "fisht"

usefulbobcat 11 years ago

No I do not need a lot of wisdom it can be bad for you in many ways.

Kenneth Melveettil 13 years ago

then you'll realize what a stupid decision you've made

Baileyone 10 years ago

Lol I'll be so smart everyone else will be mentally handicapped in comparison so why would I want to talk to a Rtard anyway

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

SOMEONE KILL ME NOW

DeathlyVoids 11 years ago

Just like yoda

Snowfrost918 10 years ago

It only spares my sanity. 1. Have your family and friends around when you press the button. 2. Create a cure for- Cancer, AIDS/HIV, arthritis, etc. 3. You know where extraterrestrials are. Be an astronaut, and if there are none, you can figure out how to g... [Show full comment]

xXDankmemelord42096360Xx 10 years ago

You're right, but one other thing is you could talk to animals, and then tell the animals to relay your message to you. They would think you're crazy at first, ut eventually they will accept you.

gregoryo14 11 years ago

Im more of a popular guy than smart so i would definitely not do that

mrcheese 6 years ago

think of another way

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