Will You Press The Button?

Derptron2000 11 years ago

Yes I can finally be an all-knowing hermit just like I've always wanted to be.

Maxwell Stabs 13 years ago

With infinite wisdom, you'd likely discover some method of communication with human beings, like a translator that makes pets you, and they'd know what to say because you'd discover telepathy and speak with the animals to tell them what to say. Boom, just got it right there.

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago

So what I said?

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P7 10 years ago

If I get infinite wisdom, then I will be too busy with my thoughts to communicate with others. Seriously

Octomations 9 years ago

Your comment is ironic considering your profile pic

LolaLu26 10 years ago

I will talk to the animals

Edwardthefast 2 years ago

Then tell them a message 4 the humans

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Guilherme Schneider 13 years ago

Greybeards from The Elder Scrolls

defrostu 10 years ago

Be dragonborn X99999999999

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Rohan Whykes 13 years ago

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000048153714-08yip4-original.png?3eddc42

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago

what

Alora_Dark_Moon4000 5 years ago

you think I talk to humans-

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago

I am human, you"re talking to me right now ¯\_( ._. )_/¯

Reackaram 10 years ago

REACKARAM DOSE NOT CARE

nasess45 11 years ago

Sometimes it's better to be a little clueless

dudebro101 11 years ago

Not worth it

Good God A Bear 12 years ago

Solution: Learn to speak monkey

LENNONRIGGS 9 years ago

Screw the button, MWAH HA HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem 11 years ago

There is this thing called "written language"

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

Technically this is a win win for me but I don't know for sure if you can't skype or email them,so...Unfortunately not pressing the button

PeaceDLuffy 11 years ago

That is a paradox.

Bogey 2 years ago

talk to a parrot that repeats you

Roaryboy 11 years ago

Wisdom is already infinite, it just comes and goes from time to time.

TaylorFoleyGehring 8 years ago

I'm smart enough already

SonofaBatman 11 years ago

I could just be a god among men and be able to become basically immortal and can talk to any alien race if they exist or create one if others don't for some strange reason.

Deltainium 9 years ago

Infinite wisdom? Sounds boring...

logan bleach 10 11 years ago

That's horrible

Cole Tanaka 13 years ago

i would only speak with animals because they are kewl

my name jeff 11 years ago

You can make your self communicate with your wizdom

SpeedFetus 10 years ago

Can't lose what you never had

ihatexxdiamondxx 5 years ago

xxdiamondxx, i bet you pressed the button considering you arent very wise, you dumb bitch. SHUT UP sorry thats me talking to my mom

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago

Um, which one? There are billions of humans.

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice 11 years ago

Well that's me already so +1 skill Downside? C8

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