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You only need to take a shit once a month

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You must climb a tree and shit like a bird every time

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Maharid6 months ago

Buy a bonsai, sit on the toilet and put a feet on it,

oldnotweak10 years ago

DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND!!!!!

Rhinorulz7 years ago

Not only yes, but I'll wear the world"s most realistic bird costume while doing so.

Conner Wolf12 years ago

I'd love to do that, just go to the highway and shit on random cars

MrElliott2T7 years ago

I Already Do That

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BewareMyDeathNote10 years ago

That would be amazing. Hide in someone you hate's tree and drop a load on them when they come out of their house.

Mishno8 years ago

What if you dont give a shit?

Bill Cipher1239 years ago

I'LL SHIT ON ALL THE CARS LIKE A MINIGUN. HAHA

connorbowman9 years ago

pay back birds

Anonumous7 years ago

Sure go on the highway and poo on my teacher"s car once a moth souds great! Sign me up!! (My teacher is actually really nice, it is just for laghs)

Silverhawk_20188 years ago

Time for my revenge birds >:)

Rowly8 years ago

Only shit once a month anyway :)

Acenio8 years ago

Ya but did ya think of da wintah? ... wait the tree could be in ur bathroom. LOOPHOLE FOUND!

XardeTheWarlord6 years ago

How the hell is a tree gonna be im ur bathroom

ronarprfct9 years ago

Time gained equals win. Less toilet paper expenditure.

John Doe10 years ago

I'd poop in my enemy's yard when nobody is home there. Lol!

VladieBadie10 years ago

Worth it.

fuckofof10 years ago

i can shit on my fucking enemy face!!

George Charles12 years ago

Dude fuck yeah

DragonQuest8FTW7 years ago

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Mitch Falleni12 years ago

ka kaaaaaa bitch then go shiting on cars

Michael Hecox12 years ago

CAW CAW!

Jason Dittmann12 years ago

I basically only shit once a month anyway

old-basment-taco8 years ago

save a lot of time through the year and then pick your target! who deserves being shit on !?! simple

0reo9 years ago

Bonsai tree :3

Dumb_Spider_133 years ago

Aight bet

~Wave~length~9 years ago

What's the downside here? That would be amazing. Once a month, if I am perfectly...

DanTDM9 years ago

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JW7 years ago

Oh im not the monkey!!!!!

RohanNarula8 years ago

Good luck getting a girlfriend then

Serwan On Acid12 years ago

It works ?!?!

Drako8169 years ago

I'ts just cool

Noob4Ever89 9 years ago

No downside

TheMajorNoob9 years ago

I've always wanted to be a bird anyway so this is my only opportunity

grantgreen9 years ago

I always wanted a tree in my house in a windowless room that will be called my TREE-let

CaydenHoward8 years ago

if i was an bird i"d do it

BobWithAHugeBoner7 years ago

Shittymon gotta shoot them all

jintoya9 years ago

clicked it...i just want to do this, thats the only reason

madberry_123 9 years ago

I can crap on my friends head

blackwiddow9 years ago

Who the fuck thinks of these questions?!?!?

SHARK84849 years ago

U could just do it in ur garden and blame it on ur neighbours cat if ur friends see the poop

willsnephew7 years ago

the 56% that said no do this anyway

N30Ncz10 years ago

I shit once a week and climbing a tree when i need to go could be at least painful .

bulkyattorney869 years ago

You could do it on people or seagulls I hate them

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Paint your toilet like a tree

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen12 years ago

hehe YES!

Winterxxx9 years ago

I would love to

Diclonius9 years ago

downside?

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Stupidest dilemma ever.

xaxerlast year

HELL YEAH

Acenio8 years ago

Hello

Crazedkid9 years ago

No downside

Benjabolt7 years ago

The upside is the downside and the downside is the upside

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