Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer10 years ago

Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy8 years ago

Mhe.

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Firestorm8 years ago

Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago

Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest7 years ago

Didnt jump tho

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FuckinLogicz9 years ago

SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto12 years ago

yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman7 years ago

Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]

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doyle8 years ago

That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz8 years ago

Ignore the word at

High on Potassium9 years ago

ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY9 years ago

That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot8 years ago

I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus8 years ago

Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat138 years ago

Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

MegaGamerMax19 years ago

running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 10 years ago

My bones shall not explode

Saul Hipster Ramsay12 years ago

Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

💥 my exact thoughts

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Frendlyspesr7 years ago

I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton3537 years ago

What the- I don't understand...

Josh Banner12 years ago

"Indestructible"

Nightcore10259 years ago

but my bones are indestructible

3ogdy8 years ago

So much for bones being indestructible. While we"re at it, we may as all have indestructible boners

lebeb059 years ago

this makes nooooooooooooooo sense

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

Your bones are indestructible, which means they withstand blowing up from you jumping. Unfortunately, the button never specifies that the rest of your body is indestructible, so jumping would temporarily turn you into a lit, organic frag-bomb, and soon aft...[Show full comment]

bumble9 years ago

Your indestructible

Mr_tuxed08 years ago

Because indestructible bones can explode.

black friday 201610 years ago

that's ridiculous

Unknown239 years ago

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

CreepyerGamerX18 years ago

Its called bone structer (if i spelled it correctly)

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

it"s bone structure but um... good try. B)

Liamk062710 years ago

But how could my bones explode if there indestructible?

Themanpotato9 years ago

I'll just hop then

LudusDeiYT7 years ago

Wait a minute...... Indestructible bones that will be destroyed?

mrgordo9 years ago

Bunnyhop Boycott? Hell to the No!

MyTurn569 years ago

You cannot blow indestructible stuff....

likewha9 years ago

indestructible bones? But why is saying it will explode

Eskimobill19198 years ago

Way, way to risky.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

I could still stand on my toes, climb stairs, ladders. etc.

Rice Cake Man10 years ago

key word: INDESTRUCTIBLE

Nisshoku9 years ago

My sports teacher will never believe it.

Jordan Hawkes12 years ago

this is impossible, if your bones are indestructible then they can't explode

Emeraldking90009 years ago

THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!

Einstein11129 years ago

it said you had INDESTRUCTIBLE bones!! that means they wont break no matter what

MaxCRAZYCHRIS5 years ago

I barely jump and with the fact i cant jump or i shouldn't jump i don't really see a downside

jd_5speeed8 years ago

But they"re indestructible. 😕

Death_Crystal9 years ago

That doesn't even make sense.

Watermelonman8 years ago

It"s not supposed to.

Psycho_massacre7 years ago

So, get this, there"s this thing you can do called not jumping and as long as you don't play basketball or soccer I think it"s pretty easy to do.

Brendon Urie is adorable \\\\panic! lover9 years ago

wut....:/

Aktimoose8 years ago

My bones are indestructible so what will exploding them do? Nobody said the explosion radius would be a certain size so I'll just say the explosion is a planck wide so it doesn't affect anything around it.

plazmafighter10 years ago

double super power i kill when i jump

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

theyre indestructible. and if they blow, im wolverine.

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