Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???
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xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping!
Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown
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Trevor Dunstan Trotto12 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!
Watermelonman7 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine
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MegaGamerMax19 years ago
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t
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battalion wars 10 years ago
My bones shall not explode
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Saul Hipster Ramsay12 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!
So, get this, there"s this thing you can do called not jumping and as long as you don't play basketball or soccer I think it"s pretty easy to do.
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Brendon Urie is adorable \\\\panic! lover9 years ago
wut....:/
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Aktimoose8 years ago
My bones are indestructible so what will exploding them do? Nobody said the explosion radius would be a certain size so I'll just say the explosion is a planck wide so it doesn't affect anything around it.
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plazmafighter10 years ago
double super power i kill when i jump
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Death_Crystal9 years ago
That doesn't even make sense.
Watermelonman8 years ago
It"s not supposed to.
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hello-people8 years ago
WTF
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
As I go to trampoline class, this would be hard
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HighHusky9 years ago
But my bones are indestructible
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Phase8 years ago
Error 404: sense not found.
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
theyre indestructible. and if they blow, im wolverine.
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WeirdedOutEpicFacelast year
But the bones would be indestructible, someone explain plz.
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jkbscopes1239 years ago
i mean i dont jump anyway so
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Guenther518 years ago
That was completely ridiculous
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cookiecookingoven10 years ago
indestrutible means you may not be destroyed
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SugarSkull9 years ago
"Indestructable."
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Diastatic Power8 years ago
Indestructible bones that get destroyed.
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DestroyerOfWorlds10 years ago
Indestructible bones breaking whenever you jump? Bull.
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ofpgrimm1029 years ago
fuck this
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Stichless7 years ago
I like trampolines and air kicks too much
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qwerty12349 years ago
But,, but.. Trampolines!!
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nobigdeal9 years ago
I thought they were indestructible
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Princessnikoru9 years ago
I love jumping at my bones(?
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amarzu8 years ago
Did someone suffer a stroke right before they wrote this?
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Kodi the Brony10 years ago
But, your bones are indestructible...
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Venonymous8 years ago
then theyre not indestructible
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chaoslord10 years ago
I did or did i
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stallison129 years ago
Well thats not right my bones are supposed to be indestructible
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