You gain super strength and indestructible bones
but
if you jump at all your bones will explode
I will not

cn_mo 2 days ago
谁干的

minimegaman090 2 years ago
the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer 11 years ago
Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy 9 years ago
Mhe.
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Firestorm 9 years ago
Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx 11 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest 8 years ago
Didnt jump tho
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FuckinLogicz 11 years ago
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto 13 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman 8 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"... [Show full comment]
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doyle 9 years ago
That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz 9 years ago
Ignore the word at

High on Potassium 10 years ago
ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot 9 years ago
I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus 10 years ago
Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat13 10 years ago
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

Saul Hipster Ramsay 13 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke 8 years ago
💥 my exact thoughts
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MegaGamerMax1 11 years ago
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 11 years ago
My bones shall not explode

Frendlyspesr 9 years ago
I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton353 9 years ago
What the- I don't understand...

Nisshoku 10 years ago
My sports teacher will never believe it.

Jordan Hawkes 13 years ago
this is impossible, if your bones are indestructible then they can't explode

xx_BRONYSLAYER2010_xx last year
my mom died like this 20 years ago. i dont miss her tbh lamooooo

Emeraldking9000 10 years ago
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
I could still stand on my toes, climb stairs, ladders. etc.

Rice Cake Man 11 years ago
key word: INDESTRUCTIBLE

MaxCRAZYCHRIS 6 years ago
I barely jump and with the fact i cant jump or i shouldn't jump i don't really see a downside

jd_5speeed 9 years ago
But they"re indestructible. 😕

Einstein1112 10 years ago
it said you had INDESTRUCTIBLE bones!! that means they wont break no matter what

Aktimoose 9 years ago
My bones are indestructible so what will exploding them do? Nobody said the explosion radius would be a certain size so I'll just say the explosion is a planck wide so it doesn't affect anything around it.

plazmafighter 11 years ago
double super power i kill when i jump

Death_Crystal 10 years ago
That doesn't even make sense.

Watermelonman 10 years ago
It"s not supposed to.

Psycho_massacre 8 years ago
So, get this, there"s this thing you can do called not jumping and as long as you don't play basketball or soccer I think it"s pretty easy to do.

Brendon Urie is adorable \\\\panic! lover 11 years ago
wut....:/

HighHusky 10 years ago
But my bones are indestructible

Phase 9 years ago
Error 404: sense not found.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
theyre indestructible. and if they blow, im wolverine.

hello-people 10 years ago
WTF

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
As I go to trampoline class, this would be hard

Guenther51 9 years ago
That was completely ridiculous

cookiecookingoven 11 years ago
indestrutible means you may not be destroyed

SugarSkull 10 years ago
"Indestructable."

SansHauntingMarkiplier 3 years ago
But the bones would be indestructible, someone explain plz.

jkbscopes123 10 years ago
i mean i dont jump anyway so

DestroyerOfWorlds 11 years ago
Indestructible bones breaking whenever you jump? Bull.

ofpgrimm102 10 years ago
fuck this

Stichless 8 years ago
I like trampolines and air kicks too much

qwerty1234 11 years ago
But,, but.. Trampolines!!

Diastatic Power 9 years ago
Indestructible bones that get destroyed.

nobigdeal 10 years ago
I thought they were indestructible

Princessnikoru 11 years ago
I love jumping at my bones(?
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