You gain super strength and indestructible bones
but
if you jump at all your bones will explode
I will not


minimegaman0909 months ago
the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer10 years ago
Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy8 years ago
Mhe.
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Firestorm8 years ago
Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest7 years ago
Didnt jump tho
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FuckinLogicz9 years ago
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto12 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman7 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]
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doyle8 years ago
That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz8 years ago
Ignore the word at

High on Potassium9 years ago
ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY9 years ago
That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot8 years ago
I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus8 years ago
Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat138 years ago
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

MegaGamerMax19 years ago
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 10 years ago
My bones shall not explode

Saul Hipster Ramsay12 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago
💥 my exact thoughts
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Frendlyspesr7 years ago
I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton3537 years ago
What the- I don't understand...

Psycho_massacre7 years ago
So, get this, there"s this thing you can do called not jumping and as long as you don't play basketball or soccer I think it"s pretty easy to do.

Brendon Urie is adorable \\\\panic! lover9 years ago
wut....:/

Aktimoose8 years ago
My bones are indestructible so what will exploding them do? Nobody said the explosion radius would be a certain size so I'll just say the explosion is a planck wide so it doesn't affect anything around it.

plazmafighter10 years ago
double super power i kill when i jump

Death_Crystal9 years ago
That doesn't even make sense.

Watermelonman8 years ago
It"s not supposed to.

hello-people8 years ago
WTF

Dayna Morris12 years ago
As I go to trampoline class, this would be hard

HighHusky9 years ago
But my bones are indestructible

Phase8 years ago
Error 404: sense not found.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
theyre indestructible. and if they blow, im wolverine.

WeirdedOutEpicFacelast year
But the bones would be indestructible, someone explain plz.

jkbscopes1239 years ago
i mean i dont jump anyway so

Guenther518 years ago
That was completely ridiculous

cookiecookingoven10 years ago
indestrutible means you may not be destroyed

SugarSkull9 years ago
"Indestructable."

Diastatic Power8 years ago
Indestructible bones that get destroyed.

DestroyerOfWorlds10 years ago
Indestructible bones breaking whenever you jump? Bull.

ofpgrimm1029 years ago
fuck this

Stichless7 years ago
I like trampolines and air kicks too much

qwerty12349 years ago
But,, but.. Trampolines!!

nobigdeal9 years ago
I thought they were indestructible

Princessnikoru9 years ago
I love jumping at my bones(?

amarzu8 years ago
Did someone suffer a stroke right before they wrote this?

Kodi the Brony10 years ago
But, your bones are indestructible...

Venonymous8 years ago
then theyre not indestructible

chaoslord10 years ago
I did or did i

stallison129 years ago
Well thats not right my bones are supposed to be indestructible

JelloBoi9 years ago
Take the oh no train to Heck no city

Kamiko_12344 years ago
You mean i'll become Deku

Blerbfacer9 years ago
Think of jumping as hopping

404-error-exe-notresponding8 years ago
Your bones would be fine. But you body wont

dragonontheweb10 years ago
I love being contradicting don't you hate it.
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