Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0908 months ago

the bones explode, but don't get destroyed? sounds cool

PerDaDer9 years ago

Alright who the fuck wrote this

Zeddy8 years ago

Mhe.

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Firestorm8 years ago

Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???

xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago

Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping! Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases

Het_Beest7 years ago

Didnt jump tho

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FuckinLogicz9 years ago

SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown

Trevor Dunstan Trotto12 years ago

yes because this makes complete sense!

Watermelonman7 years ago

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doyle8 years ago

That would be hilarious

Master_Morphicz8 years ago

Ignore the word at

High on Potassium8 years ago

ALLAHU AKBAR *skips down hallway and detonates*

MNITIMMY9 years ago

That's what she said!

Mama-Noot-Noot8 years ago

I NEED TO PLAY KINECT DANCE CENRAL THREE!!!!!!

LupusAlatus8 years ago

Wtf? Um, author, HOWTHEFUCKDOESTHISMAKEANYSENSE?!?

jenny_cat138 years ago

Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine PUSH THE BUTTON

MegaGamerMax19 years ago

running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t

battalion wars 10 years ago

My bones shall not explode

Saul Hipster Ramsay12 years ago

Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!

TheMightyEelektrossLuke7 years ago

💥 my exact thoughts

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Frendlyspesr7 years ago

I don’t jump I push the ground down

PressDaButton3537 years ago

What the- I don't understand...

Kamiko_12344 years ago

You mean i'll become Deku

Blerbfacer9 years ago

Think of jumping as hopping

404-error-exe-notresponding8 years ago

Your bones would be fine. But you body wont

dragonontheweb10 years ago

I love being contradicting don't you hate it.

JelloBoi9 years ago

Take the oh no train to Heck no city

~Wave~length~10 years ago

Umm... but they're invincible...

Cosmical9 years ago

Whoever wrote this button thing is an idiot

XBusterDragonSummoner7 years ago

then what"s the point of indestructible bones?!

leffelhufpaint9 years ago

But your bones are indestructible...... wtf that makes sense.

nickthenoob13219 years ago

The bones are indestructible

Peti8 years ago

so no running?

Watermelonman8 years ago

"Don't jump, you have so much to live for!" " ...he"s not even on a roof..." "if i explained you wouldn't believe me."

Luke Turner-Dilling12 years ago

Metal.

spidergirl108 years ago

THIS MAKES NO SENCE

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KawaiiKira8 years ago

That makes sense. "In other news, Hannalori has jumped lie an idiot... Her INDESTRUCTABLE bones have exploded! She"s a damn idiot!!!" -CNN News, 8:29 PM 12/26/2016 Oh, and.... in·de·struct·i·ble [ˌindəˈstrəktəb(ə)l] ADJECTIVE not able to be destroye...[Show full comment]

ECGaming959 years ago

they never mentioned anything about pogo sticks

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

This que needs a comma!

18mad019 years ago

WTF? Who came up with this shit?! It make absolutely no fucking sense at all!

WhizzyWhazza8 years ago

I what... I just... Let me read that again please

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