Ok what five year old who is scared of fucking jumping wrote this???
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xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago
Gym teacher: Let's do high jumping now! Gym teacher: Why aren't you jumping!
Me: I can't, my bones will explode! Gym teacher: Pulls me into the air and releases
SO YOU WOULD FUCKIN HAVE INDESTRUCTIBLE EXPLODING BONES!!!mind blown
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Trevor Dunstan Trotto12 years ago
yes because this makes complete sense!
Watermelonman7 years ago
Aaron, bad idea. That"d turn the whole planet into a cube, then it"d become a triangle, and finally turn into an invisible pancake, also space will turn into sam. Don't try pink socks either, that"d cause you to boost up into space likr a rocket, then you"...[Show full comment]
Yup Sense. You clearly relize your bones are Indestructible and them blowing up won't necesarally screw the rest of you up so therefore your fine
PUSH THE BUTTON
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MegaGamerMax19 years ago
running it actually jumping but faster... well sh!t
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battalion wars 10 years ago
My bones shall not explode
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Saul Hipster Ramsay12 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, blowing them up wouldn't do shit!
So much for bones being indestructible. While we"re at it, we may as all have indestructible boners
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lebeb059 years ago
this makes nooooooooooooooo sense
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago
Your bones are indestructible, which means they withstand blowing up from you jumping. Unfortunately, the button never specifies that the rest of your body is indestructible, so jumping would temporarily turn you into a lit, organic frag-bomb, and soon aft...[Show full comment]
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bumble9 years ago
Your indestructible
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Mr_tuxed08 years ago
Because indestructible bones can explode.
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black friday 201610 years ago
that's ridiculous
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Unknown239 years ago
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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CreepyerGamerX18 years ago
Its called bone structer (if i spelled it correctly)
Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
it"s bone structure but um... good try. B)
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Liamk062710 years ago
But how could my bones explode if there indestructible?
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Themanpotato9 years ago
I'll just hop then
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LudusDeiYT7 years ago
Wait a minute...... Indestructible bones that will be destroyed?
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mrgordo9 years ago
Bunnyhop Boycott? Hell to the No!
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MyTurn569 years ago
You cannot blow indestructible stuff....
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likewha9 years ago
indestructible bones? But why is saying it will explode
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Eskimobill19198 years ago
Way, way to risky.
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tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson
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TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
I could still stand on my toes, climb stairs, ladders. etc.
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Rice Cake Man10 years ago
key word: INDESTRUCTIBLE
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Nisshoku9 years ago
My sports teacher will never believe it.
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Jordan Hawkes12 years ago
this is impossible, if your bones are indestructible then they can't explode
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Emeraldking90009 years ago
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
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Einstein11129 years ago
it said you had INDESTRUCTIBLE bones!! that means they wont break no matter what
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MaxCRAZYCHRIS5 years ago
I barely jump and with the fact i cant jump or i shouldn't jump i don't really see a downside
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jd_5speeed8 years ago
But they"re indestructible. 😕
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Death_Crystal9 years ago
That doesn't even make sense.
Watermelonman8 years ago
It"s not supposed to.
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Psycho_massacre7 years ago
So, get this, there"s this thing you can do called not jumping and as long as you don't play basketball or soccer I think it"s pretty easy to do.
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Brendon Urie is adorable \\\\panic! lover9 years ago
wut....:/
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Aktimoose8 years ago
My bones are indestructible so what will exploding them do? Nobody said the explosion radius would be a certain size so I'll just say the explosion is a planck wide so it doesn't affect anything around it.
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plazmafighter10 years ago
double super power i kill when i jump
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Cheshire shadow9 years ago
theyre indestructible. and if they blow, im wolverine.
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