you win 3 million dollars at a lottery.
but
one of you're hands will magicly disappear
I will not


Imnotpro21last year
''Red Hair Shanks Intensifies''

Trexsol11 months ago
fuck you this is the best joke i read today

235x0last year
(Checks the wiki page for SCP-330) Oh ok.

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
I am not a hand, and magicly is not a word. Downside invalid.

Jaden144 months ago
W brain

The_Tenth_Doctor8 years ago
I once lost a hand

VillageScout4 years ago
*Skywalker intensifies*

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
well as long as it doesn't hurt. My second cousin has no hand and is the most happy, energetic (slightly scary) child I"ve ever met.

juleaa9 years ago
Am I the only one who wants to get a hook instead of a robot hand?

Gabz Mag-iba12 years ago
but with the money, i can get an artificial hand.

flameranger4 years ago
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Apple19 years ago
IM NOW KNOWN AS: Luke Skywalker!!

ShawntaLatriceMiddleton7 years ago
You can get a new robot hand

Well_this_should_be_good_right8 years ago
Robotic Hand

BlazoBoom8 years ago
Prosthetics.

Goldblaze_SK9 years ago
Magically is incorrect in this question, therefore the downside is invalid

cheyennezimm9 years ago
handless millionare

PUSSY BOT529 years ago
REPLACE UR HAND WIT A FAP BOT

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
God damnit.

Joseph Felice12 years ago
*your *magically

Vekan8 years ago
ㄴeveryone cares except you
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Keith Picklebutter Lawrence12 years ago
>Buy automail hand >Draw a giant fingernail onto your arm-nub when you're not using your automail hand.

john Ryder9 years ago
Luke is that you?
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Evan Brant12 years ago
As long as its the left one. I need righty for things.

Tabutcher9 years ago
Me too, THINGS...

James Smith12 years ago
I see no downside when I can get a ROBOT HAND that's even better

Dayna Morris12 years ago
Depends on which hand

WBGrock7 years ago
It says one of your band"s buttmunch. Not both.
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Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
YOUR*

Aaron lumsden9 years ago
Buy a prostetic hand

wafflegirl8 years ago
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LoveBitesAndRoses 10 years ago
I'd just become a Fullmetal Alchemist and have automail then

Memey-Boi4 years ago
I can buy an artificial hand

Aiden McEwing9 years ago
If I loose my hand I'm screwed

O5Council_No26 years ago
CYBROG I CHOOSE YOUUUUUU

DaPinkPartyPony9 years ago
I can just buy a replacement hand.

EitaSuan8 years ago
Artificial hands are out there for what?

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago
Bioic hand

sonicj019 years ago
when does it dissapear? a second before i die?

Sabye11 years ago
No, thanks '-'

Destroyertwin8 years ago
Not worth losing a hand

StoneColdLoki9 years ago
3 million dollars will buy me a new hand. ;D

FrenchFryGuy9 years ago
Robot hand!

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago
One of my are hands? Okay...

Wolf597 years ago
Dafug?!?!

Nooooodle9 years ago
It always disappears magicly in my pants

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
One of my is hands?

jericjan9 years ago
I would just replace it with a robot hand!

jericjan9 years ago
...and at least it's magic. Because, if it wasn't, my hand would be bleeding to death!

Micheal Baldon12 years ago
Bye left hand. Never cared for you.

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago
As long as I can keep Righty

ParadoxX_9 years ago
We'll you're now rich, buy a fake hand

Isabelthebadass9 years ago
So become Yang?

sethbussing10 years ago
Gets postic arm and then becomes Iron Man

zazz9 years ago
Hand transplant surgery has really made leaps and bounds

pmel9 years ago
I'm planning on being an ASL interpreter... lol and I play bass... I need oth hands XD

18mlivingston10 years ago
Or was it never there to begin with *X files theme plays*

Shinyredbuttonpusher4 years ago
Foxes hand wins the 3 million agaim

MissingSemicolon9 years ago
I'm ambidextrous so that's chill atleast I don't have to worry which hand

ultrabuttonpesser7 years ago
robot hand boom problem solved
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