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You know every language in the world
but
if anyone asks you to translate something for them, you have to - and everyone in the world knows you have this ability and are constantly asking you to translate things.
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iiSailor 10 years ago
GOOGLE. FUCKING. TRANSLATE.

Serano 8 years ago
IS MY BEST FRIEND
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TheR1zzman last year
What if i gave the person something that only SOUNDS like a Language, but actually means nothing.

5unfl0w3r 9 months ago
genius

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
i can get a recorder and play in all languages the words "please don't ask me to translate"

PAWPatrolFanatic 9 years ago
LOL
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
Just make them pay you to do it.

Dovahkiin69 10 years ago
Nah you have to even if they refuse

ygsdyg12b8dq 10 years ago
I'll roam around with a gun and if anyone asks me to translate the gun will come in handy

BliZZardGamibg 9 years ago
Hello Hitler
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No Rng At All 10 years ago
1MILLON FOR EACH TRANSLATION. NO?....NO?....K

Axys 10 years ago
Never said you need the right translation

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
You are a fucking genius

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
But u don't need me u have google

GlutNy 8 years ago
But what if it"s saying you ARE Google Translate now?

Catswithyarn 10 years ago
Yay! Now I can sing Hatsune Miku in a really high voice and annoy all my friends

BadBanana69 4 years ago
send help

Krusek 9 years ago
I"d keep mistranslating it so they think I am even less reliable than google translate so they would stop asking.

ZenifiedPanda 9 years ago
I would just say f#ck in every language to them

Catswithyarn 10 years ago
Yay! Now I can actually READ Japanese!

OAON3L5 10 years ago
I will charge them $1,000,000 every time, so not everyone can pay for it. And i'll be freaking rich!

WaltzGaming 9 years ago
Who, would travel a long distance to me, instead of using an online translator?

Sean_Fields 9 years ago
I would make them pay.

SuperGerman 9 years ago
Ill charge them and make a business of translators

InfiniteDeath826 10 years ago
sure bud just pay the rent

Kitsu1989 10 years ago
Most people won't ask you to translate anything unless they really need it as most people don't want to be annoying

Easy solution 10 years ago
I wouldnt help them xD

CrystalDove 10 years ago
Waterghosteus, it doesn't say when ;)
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grene dae 10 years ago
I hate humans too much to press that button

ShyExtrovertArtist 5 years ago
It never said you had to give them the RIGHT translation, you just have to translated stuff. Give them the wrong translation, and sooner or later no one will ask you anymore, unless you"re getting paid.

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Everyone in the world? I doubt someone in China would fly all the way over here to ask, "What does this poster say?"

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Just cuss everyone out with dead languages. They’ll assume it’s the translation and be on their way

Antichrist 2 years ago
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DomZ127 10 years ago
Just Dont tell them

Rosane 10 years ago
I don it o ready haha farty ha

katsumi27 9 years ago
That’s how translators make money.

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
help guys i turned invisible in one question and I don't know when i'll tuyrn back. pls help!!!!!11!!!!

LiamCampbell 9 years ago
i can be famous

rexafun12 10 years ago
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Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Shutttt it.

Angelwarrior92 10 years ago
Where is my money first?

Foxthefool 6 years ago
oh yeah time to be a translator

tdhm2004 10 years ago
I get it all the time

AnyaSingh 8 years ago
And Why would i reject them?

ChristopherHargreaves 9 years ago
I"d make a fortune as a translator!

somethinsomethin 9 years ago
I can ask for money or favors from them

MemeRaiderRandomName 10 years ago
This will drive me INSANE.

miniongirly 10 years ago
i could get paid tho

Axjaw 5 years ago
I'll be the better translater on the world and be very rich :)

Litsquadpizza 9 years ago
Murder everyone

Menardas-reply-and-post 8 years ago
Just hide when not asked It"s so simple

Jethro The Red Scarf 9 years ago
I never leave my room, so if people somehow asked me, I"d call the police

IHasDonutzPebble 10 years ago
Problem : Transalte My Word Plssss You: Oh No! Solution? Solution: Go To Google Translator Then Mission Accomplished XD , IHasDonutzPebble

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago
I'll make them pay for me to translate, no downside

GlutNy 8 years ago
*ties mouth up with cloth*

meatloave 2 years ago
I will translate 1 document per day, there are 2,000 people with documents? Bidding starts at 100$ You MUST have your document today? Well, make sure your bid is highest.

AndreaCristinaZambranoRamrez 9 years ago
Solo digo q me olvide y ya!

grimcrestthefox 10 years ago
whats the downside? I love to help people ^_^

flzzzzy 6 years ago
every language means *every language* depending on how far this goes, which from the wording can be very far, i can understand all programming languages, ancient languages, body language, possibly the language of *the universe* if i wanted to.

InfernalDevices 10 years ago
I would translate it but add in wrong words just to screw them over

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Just "translate it" to "go fuck yourself" in the language that they want
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