Will You Press The Button?

iiSailor 10 years ago

GOOGLE. FUCKING. TRANSLATE.

Serano 8 years ago

IS MY BEST FRIEND

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TheR1zzman last year

What if i gave the person something that only SOUNDS like a Language, but actually means nothing.

JonathanBlow 11 days ago

Hello you have a nice profifle picture. Play my video games

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Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i can get a recorder and play in all languages the words "please don't ask me to translate"

PAWPatrolFanatic 9 years ago

LOL

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jkmc1205 10 years ago

Just make them pay you to do it.

Dovahkiin69 10 years ago

Nah you have to even if they refuse

ygsdyg12b8dq 10 years ago

I'll roam around with a gun and if anyone asks me to translate the gun will come in handy

BliZZardGamibg 9 years ago

Hello Hitler

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No Rng At All 10 years ago

1MILLON FOR EACH TRANSLATION. NO?....NO?....K

Axys 10 years ago

Never said you need the right translation

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

You are a fucking genius

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

But u don't need me u have google

GlutNy 9 years ago

But what if it"s saying you ARE Google Translate now?

Catswithyarn 10 years ago

Yay! Now I can sing Hatsune Miku in a really high voice and annoy all my friends

BadBanana69 4 years ago

send help

Krusek 9 years ago

I"d keep mistranslating it so they think I am even less reliable than google translate so they would stop asking.

ZenifiedPanda 9 years ago

I would just say f#ck in every language to them

Catswithyarn 10 years ago

Yay! Now I can actually READ Japanese!

OAON3L5 10 years ago

I will charge them $1,000,000 every time, so not everyone can pay for it. And i'll be freaking rich!

WaltzGaming 9 years ago

Who, would travel a long distance to me, instead of using an online translator?

Sean_Fields 9 years ago

I would make them pay.

SuperGerman 9 years ago

Ill charge them and make a business of translators

InfiniteDeath826 10 years ago

sure bud just pay the rent

Kitsu1989 10 years ago

Most people won't ask you to translate anything unless they really need it as most people don't want to be annoying

Easy solution 10 years ago

I wouldnt help them xD

CrystalDove 10 years ago

Waterghosteus, it doesn't say when ;)

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yunlingzero 2 years ago

I am Google Translate 🤣🤣🤣

bitch with no life who has no life btw she'd like to bang 10 years ago

As long as they pay me first.

Buckybuck87 6 years ago

I dont really live with many people who speak different languages. fine by me :D

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Tell them everything means "potato".

ArKade47 8 years ago

I’m going to carry a revolver on me at all times.

MisticalLuna 9 years ago

they will ask but i have freedom

bob3459 9 years ago

i dont want to be bothered

Francky 3 years ago

Yikes, I'm aboutah get asked to translate 1M+ words books and documents all the time...hard pass xD

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Sure I could translate things for people...at £100 a pop, if they refuse to pay up or don't have the money I'll just tell them to bugger off!

Slurmp_ 9 years ago

I mean... They wouldnt really do cause they have google translate

Beesqueezy 10 years ago

"Are you the language guy named John?" "No im his identical twin Jack and im just a crappy juggler sorry"

Themiister 6 years ago

XD KITEN UR PIC HAHAHAHH

ValerieParker 8 years ago

I would charge for the service. At least, then, people would be less likely to ask.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Never said when you have to!

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

When they ask u have to

Ayisyen1234 9 years ago

I don't mind

RandomButtonClicker1 last year

Just charge everyone 1000 bucks for every word and suddenly everyone shuts the fuck up.

grene dae 10 years ago

I hate humans too much to press that button

ShyExtrovertArtist 5 years ago

It never said you had to give them the RIGHT translation, you just have to translated stuff. Give them the wrong translation, and sooner or later no one will ask you anymore, unless you"re getting paid.

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Everyone in the world? I doubt someone in China would fly all the way over here to ask, "What does this poster say?"

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Just cuss everyone out with dead languages. They’ll assume it’s the translation and be on their way

Antichrist 2 years ago

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DomZ127 10 years ago

Just Dont tell them

Rosane 10 years ago

I don it o ready haha farty ha

katsumi27 9 years ago

That’s how translators make money.

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago

help guys i turned invisible in one question and I don't know when i'll tuyrn back. pls help!!!!!11!!!!

LiamCampbell 9 years ago

i can be famous

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