Will You Press The Button?

TheR1zzman10 days ago

What if i gave the person something that only SOUNDS like a Language, but actually means nothing.

iiSailor9 years ago

GOOGLE. FUCKING. TRANSLATE.

Serano7 years ago

IS MY BEST FRIEND

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i can get a recorder and play in all languages the words "please don't ask me to translate"

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago

LOL

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jkmc12059 years ago

Just make them pay you to do it.

Dovahkiin698 years ago

Nah you have to even if they refuse

ygsdyg12b8dq8 years ago

I'll roam around with a gun and if anyone asks me to translate the gun will come in handy

BliZZardGamibg7 years ago

Hello Hitler

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No Rng At All9 years ago

1MILLON FOR EACH TRANSLATION. NO?....NO?....K

Axys9 years ago

Never said you need the right translation

Kittenlover1017 years ago

You are a fucking genius

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

But u don't need me u have google

GlutNy7 years ago

But what if it"s saying you ARE Google Translate now?

Catswithyarn8 years ago

Yay! Now I can sing Hatsune Miku in a really high voice and annoy all my friends

BadBanana693 years ago

send help

Krusek7 years ago

I"d keep mistranslating it so they think I am even less reliable than google translate so they would stop asking.

Sean_Fields8 years ago

I would make them pay.

SuperGerman8 years ago

Ill charge them and make a business of translators

ZenifiedPanda8 years ago

I would just say f#ck in every language to them

Catswithyarn8 years ago

Yay! Now I can actually READ Japanese!

OAON3L59 years ago

I will charge them $1,000,000 every time, so not everyone can pay for it. And i'll be freaking rich!

WaltzGaming7 years ago

Who, would travel a long distance to me, instead of using an online translator?

InfiniteDeath8269 years ago

sure bud just pay the rent

Kitsu19898 years ago

Most people won't ask you to translate anything unless they really need it as most people don't want to be annoying

Easy solution9 years ago

I wouldnt help them xD

CrystalDove9 years ago

Waterghosteus, it doesn't say when ;)

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ness,ness,ness,ness,ness,ness9 years ago

Ask people for money each translation

Lepraxhaun055 years ago

I see no downside, I'll finally be needed for something

EpicGold9998 years ago

Not doing this 👎🏼😡😠👿!!!

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Why not? You could charge for the privilege like I would.

RohitPai7 years ago

Who even needs to know every language?

Coregamer8 years ago

Whats bad I'm a helpful person

yunlingzero2 months ago

I am Google Translate 🤣🤣🤣

Buckybuck874 years ago

I dont really live with many people who speak different languages. fine by me :D

Mai-chan8 years ago

Tell them everything means "potato".

bitch with no life who has no life btw she'd like to bang9 years ago

As long as they pay me first.

MisticalLuna8 years ago

they will ask but i have freedom

ArKade477 years ago

I’m going to carry a revolver on me at all times.

bob34597 years ago

i dont want to be bothered

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Sure I could translate things for people...at £100 a pop, if they refuse to pay up or don't have the money I'll just tell them to bugger off!

Franckylast year

Yikes, I'm aboutah get asked to translate 1M+ words books and documents all the time...hard pass xD

Slurmp_8 years ago

I mean... They wouldnt really do cause they have google translate

Beesqueezy9 years ago

"Are you the language guy named John?" "No im his identical twin Jack and im just a crappy juggler sorry"

Themiister5 years ago

XD KITEN UR PIC HAHAHAHH

ValerieParker7 years ago

I would charge for the service. At least, then, people would be less likely to ask.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Never said when you have to!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When they ask u have to

Ayisyen12347 years ago

I don't mind

RandomButtonClicker12 months ago

Just charge everyone 1000 bucks for every word and suddenly everyone shuts the fuck up.

grene dae9 years ago

I hate humans too much to press that button

ShyExtrovertArtist4 years ago

It never said you had to give them the RIGHT translation, you just have to translated stuff. Give them the wrong translation, and sooner or later no one will ask you anymore, unless you"re getting paid.

Mai-chan8 years ago

Everyone in the world? I doubt someone in China would fly all the way over here to ask, "What does this poster say?"

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Just cuss everyone out with dead languages. They’ll assume it’s the translation and be on their way

Antichristlast year

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DomZ1279 years ago

Just Dont tell them

Rosane8 years ago

I don it o ready haha farty ha

katsumi277 years ago

That’s how translators make money.

coolerdogpond12last year

help guys i turned invisible in one question and I don't know when i'll tuyrn back. pls help!!!!!11!!!!

LiamCampbell7 years ago

i can be famous

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Kittenlover1018 years ago

Shutttt it.

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