You can press any button on this website without its side effects
but
You become severely depressed and no amount of cunning button pressing can save you from your suicidal thoughts
I will not


minimegaman0906 months ago
If we're gonna be considering the existence of other buttons in this one, then consider the ones that give you wishes and would allow you to remove the downside of this one

Joseph_Andreislast year
Already beat depression, just have to do the same thing again, no button pressing needed! Worth it!

Imamenacetosociety8 months ago
YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS MF JUST DO IT AGIAN AND YOU WTF YOU ACTUALLY GENIUS

Ciel_Phantomhive9 years ago
Well I mean....... I'm already depressed and Suicidal so why nottttt????????

Hollowcatlast year
Exactly
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LunaStarr9 years ago
STORY OF MY LIFE.. HAHAHAHhahahah..ha.....ha..... That's not funny..

wigglerman90008 years ago
If i can press the button without side effects than this onw will not have a side effect

POV_Cheez0003 years ago
YES HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kosmita3 years ago
For me, its only the upside that changes

starstructive8 years ago
Jokes on you i already wanna fuckin die

Kartimal7 years ago
Your profile pic says it all...

Reuben Holman12 years ago
paradox, its own effects are cancelled out by its perk

Bagotrash3 years ago
Sprazzal, it doesn't say it overrides the positive, so thus big brain time :)
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Whats-wrong-with-me5 years ago
Let"s create a paradox

TheOOOF5 years ago
Ah, no depresion because the button negated its own side effect

wolfenstar9 years ago
I've always been depressed. I'm pressing that damn button. DamnIt.

0Thanos06 years ago
If i say yes i get no deppresed it s izy

TeaLeaves9 years ago
No way. Depression isn't something to be joked about/messed around with

KIRA19 years ago
Well it's only okay for people like me that are or were depressed and suicidal because I recently got over being suicidal and I make jokes about it with my friends

TheUltimateAlphaWerewolf7 years ago
I already have depression and suicidal thoughts. HA NO EFFECT ON ME MAN!!!

Weirdo_artist7 years ago
I already do so HA

Shiizachan7 years ago
This is me anyway so no downside.

pewdiefan5559 years ago
um what the hell are we playing :l

xX_MLG420PRO_Xx8 years ago
Like M8

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago
I like the button pressing. So no pressing of this button.

Angel Lewis12 years ago
The effect is invalid because of the perk

RadiantVine9 years ago
as if i don't already feel depressed like 24/7, hahahaha... kill me.

TheBarbarians7 years ago
but i clicked something saying I was immortal.

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SehuneatLuhan8 years ago
I already go through this

Pat Ehrgott12 years ago
But then wouldn't you NOT be severely depressed?

loopholes_are_amazing8 years ago
No side effects means you can press the button without any side effects!

Flareon13610 years ago
I wanna press these buttons for the side effects

xX_MLG420PRO_Xx8 years ago
is tis is minecraft GaMe!

Zarnith4 years ago
So I can press any button on this website without side effects

Crypnotic9 years ago
But! If you press this button rn you don't become depressed rn because it says that the aide effects don't count rn rn

Gunduct9 years ago
Lol i totally press it i'm already playing 1v9 on league od legends XD

GangsternauwL8 years ago
No side-effects you say... ? Perk

dew1310 years ago
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Sprazzal7 years ago
Some of these buttons on here are pretty damn good, and I’m already kinda depressed so I think it’s too good to pass up

TheBogRed5469 years ago
Paradox, i get the upside without the downside. >:)

VVsilverVV11 years ago
if im that dipressed than i wouldent care for the bad side affects and the good affects so its pretty much HEY THEIR SELL YOUR SOUL AND IN RETURN GET FUCKING NOTHING BUT STUFF YOU WOULDENT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT!

Giga_CMG YT9 years ago
life well spent

BetrayedBeast278 years ago
Screw it I pressed it and just won the game I won't kill myself

Jasmine Duthie12 years ago
Meaning these side effects wouldn't apply to me, sweet.

Qining3 years ago
I'm from China and my friends think this button game is thought-provoking

wygf8292 years ago
我认为这个网站上有太多的歧视和政治倾向了 (激动地说了家乡话[doge])

8thOfSeven9 years ago
No side effects? So no depression because that's a side effect of this one.

Dienin39 years ago
whatevs

2208378 years ago
If I can press any button on this site without side effects, wouldn't this one be part of that?

DaveStrider069910 years ago
It's a goddamn paradox.

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago
But is that not a side effect on this website?

maggiejewel8 years ago
what does it mean, BECOME?

Bedrockbasher1210 years ago
LOL Pimhazeveld

TheDiamondKiller9 years ago
There are no side effects to pressing a button COPYRIGHT® 2016 APPROVED

TheDiamondKiller9 years ago
BTW The rnrn was automatic.

creepertron30007 years ago
Does that include this one🤔

Squid Kid9 years ago
hoo hoo hoo

Nathan Ho12 years ago
Actually since the press any button come first before the depressing thoughts. The button side effects thing cancels the depression thing. Also it say ONLY no amounts of cunning button pressing, that means we can have rehab or medication or therapy
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