You can press any button on this website without its side effects
but
You become severely depressed and no amount of cunning button pressing can save you from your suicidal thoughts
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
If we're gonna be considering the existence of other buttons in this one, then consider the ones that give you wishes and would allow you to remove the downside of this one

Ciel_Phantomhive 11 years ago
Well I mean....... I'm already depressed and Suicidal so why nottttt????????

Hollowcat 3 years ago
Exactly
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Joseph_Andreis 2 years ago
Already beat depression, just have to do the same thing again, no button pressing needed! Worth it!

Imamenacetosociety 2 years ago
YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS MF JUST DO IT AGIAN AND YOU WTF YOU ACTUALLY GENIUS

LunaStarr 11 years ago
STORY OF MY LIFE.. HAHAHAHhahahah..ha.....ha..... That's not funny..

wigglerman9000 10 years ago
If i can press the button without side effects than this onw will not have a side effect

POV_Cheez000 5 years ago
YES HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Reuben Holman 13 years ago
paradox, its own effects are cancelled out by its perk

Bagotrash 4 years ago
Sprazzal, it doesn't say it overrides the positive, so thus big brain time :)
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starstructive 10 years ago
Jokes on you i already wanna fuckin die

Kartimal 8 years ago
Your profile pic says it all...

Kosmita 4 years ago
For me, its only the upside that changes

wolfenstar 11 years ago
I've always been depressed. I'm pressing that damn button. DamnIt.

Whats-wrong-with-me 6 years ago
Let"s create a paradox

TheOOOF 6 years ago
Ah, no depresion because the button negated its own side effect

TeaLeaves 11 years ago
No way. Depression isn't something to be joked about/messed around with

KIRA1 11 years ago
Well it's only okay for people like me that are or were depressed and suicidal because I recently got over being suicidal and I make jokes about it with my friends

0Thanos0 7 years ago
If i say yes i get no deppresed it s izy

TheUltimateAlphaWerewolf 9 years ago
I already have depression and suicidal thoughts. HA NO EFFECT ON ME MAN!!!

Weirdo_artist 9 years ago
I already do so HA

Shiizachan 9 years ago
This is me anyway so no downside.

pewdiefan555 11 years ago
um what the hell are we playing :l

xX_MLG420PRO_Xx 10 years ago
Like M8

CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago
I like the button pressing. So no pressing of this button.

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
The effect is invalid because of the perk

BetrayedBeast27 10 years ago
Screw it I pressed it and just won the game I won't kill myself

Jasmine Duthie 13 years ago
Meaning these side effects wouldn't apply to me, sweet.

Qining 5 years ago
I'm from China and my friends think this button game is thought-provoking

Meeoowy 3 years ago
我认为这个网站上有太多的歧视和政治倾向了 (激动地说了家乡话[doge])

8thOfSeven 11 years ago
No side effects? So no depression because that's a side effect of this one.

Dienin3 11 years ago
whatevs

220837 9 years ago
If I can press any button on this site without side effects, wouldn't this one be part of that?

DaveStrider0699 11 years ago
It's a goddamn paradox.

Hoovyspoovygroovy 10 years ago
But is that not a side effect on this website?

maggiejewel 9 years ago
what does it mean, BECOME?

Bedrockbasher12 12 years ago
LOL Pimhazeveld

TheDiamondKiller 10 years ago
There are no side effects to pressing a button COPYRIGHT® 2016 APPROVED

TheDiamondKiller 10 years ago
BTW The rnrn was automatic.

creepertron3000 8 years ago
Does that include this one🤔

Squid Kid 11 years ago
hoo hoo hoo

PoopEater9000 2 years ago
I can press this button and the only thing that changes is that there are no side affects

EMaPresa 11 years ago
What the fuck

Haven69 9 years ago
I already have suicidal thoughts!

Yosser 2004 Youtuber 11 years ago
Steve be like [-_-]

lovedogs 10 years ago
That is not worth it at all.

Nathan Ho 13 years ago
Actually since the press any button come first before the depressing thoughts. The button side effects thing cancels the depression thing. Also it say ONLY no amounts of cunning button pressing, that means we can have rehab or medication or therapy

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xX_MLG420PRO_Xx 10 years ago
IS BEST GOOD!! GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I-like-pineapples 6 years ago
If there are no side effects, the downside isn’t in effect. Unfortunately, I realized too slow and i didn’t press it.

blobs94 11 years ago
Already kinda depressed

Ria_the_neko002 10 years ago
I didnt even tap the button and i already have depression.....

IgniteTheFlame 7 years ago
There"s no downside, since I"d be able to press this without any side effect as explained.

She_Ok15.5 11 years ago
Damn, no thanks

YandereFox21 9 years ago
im allready depressed ...

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago
Um... this gets rid of the side effect of this button too... That's not cunning, it's just common sense. 66% of people are idiots.

TheCursedUmbreon 11 years ago
I got press the next button one before this

Mattblood221 10 years ago
I have to say 60% of people are idiots for not pressing this button

acctocorrectu 9 years ago
I know right? The button"s downside is canceled out by its perk.

Graham Cracker 12 years ago
Then I'll find a question which shows you feeling optimistic all the time (without side effects!)
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