Will You Press The Button?

TheR1zzman10 days ago

What if i gave the person something that only SOUNDS like a Language, but actually means nothing.

iiSailor9 years ago

GOOGLE. FUCKING. TRANSLATE.

Serano7 years ago

IS MY BEST FRIEND

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i can get a recorder and play in all languages the words "please don't ask me to translate"

PAWPatrolFanatic7 years ago

LOL

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jkmc12059 years ago

Just make them pay you to do it.

Dovahkiin698 years ago

Nah you have to even if they refuse

ygsdyg12b8dq8 years ago

I'll roam around with a gun and if anyone asks me to translate the gun will come in handy

BliZZardGamibg7 years ago

Hello Hitler

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No Rng At All9 years ago

1MILLON FOR EACH TRANSLATION. NO?....NO?....K

Axys9 years ago

Never said you need the right translation

Kittenlover1017 years ago

You are a fucking genius

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

But u don't need me u have google

GlutNy7 years ago

But what if it"s saying you ARE Google Translate now?

Catswithyarn8 years ago

Yay! Now I can sing Hatsune Miku in a really high voice and annoy all my friends

BadBanana693 years ago

send help

Krusek7 years ago

I"d keep mistranslating it so they think I am even less reliable than google translate so they would stop asking.

Sean_Fields8 years ago

I would make them pay.

SuperGerman8 years ago

Ill charge them and make a business of translators

ZenifiedPanda8 years ago

I would just say f#ck in every language to them

Catswithyarn8 years ago

Yay! Now I can actually READ Japanese!

OAON3L59 years ago

I will charge them $1,000,000 every time, so not everyone can pay for it. And i'll be freaking rich!

WaltzGaming7 years ago

Who, would travel a long distance to me, instead of using an online translator?

InfiniteDeath8269 years ago

sure bud just pay the rent

Kitsu19898 years ago

Most people won't ask you to translate anything unless they really need it as most people don't want to be annoying

Easy solution9 years ago

I wouldnt help them xD

CrystalDove9 years ago

Waterghosteus, it doesn't say when ;)

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killerfoxys8 years ago

just get on TV and say DONT ASK ME TO TRANSLATE AND AFTER THAT THEY GET ROASTED SO THEY CAN JUST fricken SHOO

InfernalDevices9 years ago

I would translate it but add in wrong words just to screw them over

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Just "translate it" to "go fuck yourself" in the language that they want

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

you didn't say that i couldn't sub anime.

boopidybopidy8 years ago

U earn lots of money be famous for it.

StarTheDragon9 years ago

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Kittenlover1018 years ago

Shutttt it.

Wonter3 years ago

will nott

Tokayyoshi9 years ago

Stick up middle finger ðŸ–•

OliverBlack116 years ago

Just became a translator and get paid for it

Pokefan1238 years ago

So wut. I was born a good person

jacksforehead7 years ago

Dude google translate exists.

beefjerkyzxz8 years ago

Pfffffttttt I'll just publicly murder everyone who asks me! Problem solved!

N1ggaBalls8 months ago

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FireyDeath47 years ago

To start with, your brain can only store five petabytes of memory, so knowing every valid in any area word of every language, prefix and suffix - be it in the dictionary or not - and every gesture, bodily sign and emotion, in every language, human or not -...[Show full comment]

FireyDeath47 years ago

Also, what about if a language doesn't have such words, so you"d have to teach them?

ReadsTooMuch4 years ago

I"d go all C3-PO on them.

Mai-chan8 years ago

Every time someone asks me, I'll give them a crappy answer. Person: what does this mean? Me: it means... something in another language. Now leave me alone.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

screw with people by saying complete nonsense to them

celiagold8 years ago

It says you KNOW every language not that you can speak it. So yeah, by that logic I know all the languages because I know their names, there is German, English, Esperanto, Quechua, Arabic, etc but I only speak Spanish and English. LOOPHOLES BAM!!!