Will You Press The Button?

morthmath20129 years ago

if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right ?

Ambinece2 months ago

Only if you die by old age, get a heart attack? Buh bye, bub. Get fatally ill and die from being sick? Buh bye, bub. There's so many ways to die.

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KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Doesn't say at what rate... i'll go with 'standing still - rate=50% walking speed (~2-5 kph) - 50.00000000000000000000001%, linear increase.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

WRONG

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TerraQuartZ9 years ago

Move backwards 50% of the time.

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ph03n1xm00n9 years ago

Faster Speed: Slower Age (Let's assume that going faster speeds up age at the same rate) Therefore, you age normally. SCIENCE!

James Andrew Higbe12 years ago

Just saying, that is literally the exact opposite of what science says will happen

Meepmorpzeet4 years ago

Because of time dilation

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That-One-kid1238 years ago

So you would age faster but the faster you go the slower you age so.... regular aging? You just go super fast there is no downside.

Bill-nye8 years ago

Runs for 3 minutes, crashes into twin towers

Migdin18 years ago

NEWS: 9/11 happened... again.... *The world cries alot*

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EmieSenpai8 years ago

But isn't it that when you have incredible speed, you age slower?

CryoBambi8 years ago

Right.

MajZore7 years ago

so if I go backwards i still move? backwards?

AllastroS488 years ago

Just have to regulate and don't run much faster than I usually run

Wtf-3 years ago

I guess I'll push the button, you can only use the speed when absolutely necessary 😀

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

F no I'm only ten I"d be 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 with nanregular speed allready don't need dat S

Lawlzer10 years ago

Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

Shane Joseph Thompson12 years ago

I rarely move :P

solset9 years ago

i wanna live my life to the fullest, so no way!

Smertcomment9 years ago

SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT! SUPER HOT!

fpkfepkf4 years ago

Oh my back!!!

Errorpov000510 years ago

Not Worth It

JjButtonBoi7 years ago

What if i stay at the same speed (stop at 50 mph)

mikuchanhatsune9 years ago

then the slower you go the younger you are

jadyncute68 years ago

lol u dont even have to use it

JoJo_Enjoyerlast year

Okay, this might seem like a free superpower, but I'm pretty sure i would get addicted and just fricking die

hot mamaðŸ‘° 9 years ago

if i don't move (because i'm a gamer for life) , I'm immortal, right?

ValerieParker7 years ago

That makes sense, since running accelerates aging.

Lawlzer10 years ago

Hehe.. So I'm a robot? Time to play call of duty :P worth it.

the_Evil489 years ago

So i will age normally? Do you know Einstein?

Torben Nodop12 years ago

Okay, everyone who does not click is just stupid. You don't have to move fast. But if you are in trouble, you can escape by running fast.

Migdin18 years ago

Science says the opposite, does that mean nothing changes when i run, because science say i will age slower, then this button says faster, put them together and i get no change.

Ndax Net 9 years ago

I'm gandpa flash

AnonymousBrowser9 years ago

It doesn't say we can't control it. >:>

sammyboy9 years ago

You can still use it in emergencies

DenGC4 years ago

just because I can, doesn't mean I have to

thezombieguy210 years ago

I would die in like....five seconds

Kristinn PÃ ll RÃºnarsson12 years ago

just walk slow

DatguyontheInternet8 years ago

So, I'll be Quicksilver! Yes please!

weneedtodiscussthebananaprice11 months ago

we need to discuss the banana price

meatloave3 months ago

That banana price ain't gonna discuss itself ya'know

beta10 years ago

that doesn't make sense, the faster you go the SLOWER time goes, so if you age faster, then your just going at normal time.

SammieeGoldWand7 years ago

um no i want to be young

stink179 years ago

so if i go slow or not at all IM NEAR IMMORTAL wait my fingers and eyes SHIT well ill be the best gaber to ever live and what if i move at a negative speed would i age backwards

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago

Hey youngsters! I'm Grandpa Usain Bolt

Oggy9 years ago

Gotta go fast.tatattattaattatatat

Miguel BolaÃ±os12 years ago

well... thanks to physics, I'm sure that the downside will get countered

JWelder4 years ago

That basically means when you are sleeping you lose 0% of lifetime sounds pretty good to me

SummerBlank9 years ago

Say that to Sonic and he'll slap ya.

A3Seventeen9 years ago

I AM RICH BUT IMMORTAL SO I DON'T SEE A DOWNSIDE!!!!!!111111ONEONE

ðŸ¢ 9 years ago

What happends if you Micheal Jackson this shit and moonwalk? You go younger?

Antlex10 years ago

actually, the faster u go, the slower u age...

MegaDoge7 years ago

I shall stay a kid and be that until I get older!

Chase Alexander Barchett12 years ago

They never said how fast though think outside the box...

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