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You will become irresistible, invincible, and immortal
but
You will never again experience the wonderful taste of bacon.
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minimegaman090last year
i refuse to be immortal

Verysmartpersom6 months ago
indeed

DaRealConMan4 years ago
*laughs in vegetarian*

GradyGrady10 years ago
Being immortal would suck. Doing nothing but float around in space when the world ends would be torture

Shadrarlast year
Being immortal wouldn’t suck, don’t you know that you’ll eventually reach another planet ? In case you think the universe is gonna end at one point,probably,but in the same way another universe will be created if you wait long enough.
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amazingsauce3 years ago
muslim so I dont care lol

electrogame9 years ago
I DONT WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER

Toningfiddle7 years ago
Cause I know I’ll be living in pain

Ben Scrannage12 years ago
I don't even eat bacon that much.

seniorfh3 years ago
same
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Pp77enel8 years ago
I hate bacon

O9PsychoSniper5 years ago
I don't even like bacon so it"s a win win for me

122483788 years ago
I'm a vegetarian

Gamity8 years ago
What if you"re a vegetarian?

DanielBrah138 years ago
Bacon isn't even that good. What"s the downside?

Teigan7 years ago
I hate bacon. So it"s a win win for me

TreyHumphrey7 years ago
Eh, I wouldn't call bacon "wonderful".😒

RGPZ7 years ago
I Don't Eat Bacon Shut Up Ppl At Least I Eat Pork

RGPZ7 years ago
Well I'm Not Someone Who Uses Grammer On Websites Like This So Am Good Thx
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
what is it with the internet's fucking bacon fetish

RazorStudios4 years ago
America
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Argent327 years ago
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BACON!!!

BOSS-MAN7 years ago
I'm not allowed to eat bacon its in my religon

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago
Haha. vegetarian. win/win.

Astronomical7 years ago
Found the vegan
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rd_782999198 years ago
1. i hate bacon (dont judge) 2. Invincible and immortal are the same thing

Toningfiddle7 years ago
I hate you and I’m judging hard Real hard

TeamKobus28 years ago
Uhm... upside and downside are mixed..

ishipphantoomuch9 years ago
i hate bacon

Hogee129 years ago
Why does everyone think immortality is so great! It's NOT!

Unknown19409 years ago
Im muslim, I don't eat pork anyways.

Choco bar9 years ago
There is no life without bacon I believe in no god but if there was one that would be my hell alive with no bacon

John Cenna10 years ago
I hate bacon soooooo....

Toningfiddle7 years ago
Everything is wrong with hating bacon and why did he put cenna if he knew it was cena huh
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Dk_the_gr810 years ago
I don't eat bacon, but being immortal must suck

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
the number of commenters who claim not to like bacon, Is too damn high

Mindblowew6565 years ago
I'm also muslim*
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Cristher Gamayo12 years ago
Good thing I'm a vegetarian! XD

Migdin18 years ago
I feel bad for you not knowing the taste of bacon...
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Richie Rowland12 years ago
Bacon is overrated.

Migdin18 years ago
WHAT BACON IS LIFE BACON IS LOVE!!!
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Rhys A Davies12 years ago
im not a fan of bacon

Migdin18 years ago
YOURE NOT A HUMAN!!!
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Corey Mantell12 years ago
I like fried chicken more...

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
its a fair trade off

Bryan Scott Varney12 years ago
a new study suggests that bacon can lower male fertility and verility

Mastermaxie9 years ago
Throw that study in the trash and burn your trash because bacon is the best.

Kyles Rustici12 years ago
Vegetarian, jokes in you ;)

Madi Celeste12 years ago
I don't even like bacon so there's no downside

Psycho_massacre7 years ago
I ADORE bacon, don't get me wrong, but it"s very worth it

wilroth24039 years ago
World peace or bacon? Becoming a wizzard or bacon? Bringing happiness to the world or bacon?

Enomoto Takane12 years ago
I hate bacon anyway, makes me sick.

HutHill3 years ago
Muslims: Ha!

HikariAsano8 years ago
I have never eaten bacon, so I really don't mind

combative_green9 years ago
i will just spray my food with manuka smoke spray or whatevr and then everything will taste like bacon

Psycov10 years ago
i don't even like bacon

chicoliver8 years ago
Nnooooooo!

Pizza07459 years ago
Dude. I'm a vegiterian (at least for pigs lol) like look at my profile pic. WHO DISENT WANNA BE IRISISTABLE, IMMORAL AND INVINCIBLE?!

Greenmanx510 years ago
BACON FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

atcorn3 years ago
i cant really have bacon lol

Cate10188 years ago
I have a defect where I can't taste certain things, and bacon is one of them.

LeonShadowblade9 years ago
Fuck bacon I'll only eat pussy from now on And the flesh of my enemies And other more normal kinds of food...

Dylrobert016 years ago
I'm vegetarian.. and bacon doesn't even taste that good. No downside

e_for_envyme_8 years ago
I m vegetarian
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