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Chris Larson12 years ago

Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange8 months ago

gahy

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MrCookieman248 years ago

Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I egry I hate school school work is for derds

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flzzzzy4 years ago

i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

J20048 years ago

Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari2 years ago

To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?

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Redrk5 years ago

Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy8 months ago

it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

AraPlayzz7 years ago

I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...

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Elijah Fenelus12 years ago

every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf4 years ago

YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

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MooCow1235467 years ago

Every invention will be a good invention

Ruby_Slippers9 years ago

So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper999 years ago

ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Senna van Hoek12 years ago

So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx7 years ago

Is a piece of cake your invention?

Roxy Paw12 years ago

Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin7 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Fj Singh12 years ago

easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex7 years ago

Holy shit!

JaycTheButtonGuy4 years ago

It only says it will be used for evil. Doesn't say it won't be used for good. Maybe one person will use my invention to hurt somebody (as an example) but this doesn't mean that the invention cannot be used 5 times more for healing. What I'm saying is, that...[Show full comment]

masterdark9 years ago

every 5th invention is chocolate *a piece of chocolate*

Burrific9 years ago

NOOOO! Fuck you and your thoughts :) I love chocolate.

Dragborg8 years ago

80% of your inventois are good tho...

Ray Marc9 years ago

What if its a plushy. How wud you use that for evil? Oh wait, they can hide drugs or a bomb. Oh well...

Meme assasin9 years ago

Every 5th invention is a powerful nuke.

DragonLover6311 years ago

i read a story like this....

BangBang1248 years ago

Just invent something you can use the evil on which won't hurt anyone.

Potatoman10 years ago

my fifth invention will be a metal cube that does nothing. worth it

YALLARECRAZY3 months ago

yall are just evil

coo! cat9 years ago

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Grey Divincenzo12 years ago

My every fifth invention is a new flavor of cheese...

redneonlights7 years ago

Inventions: 1.) Cold fusion 2.) Jump gates 3.) Real-time interplanetary internet 4.) Holodeck stadium 5.) A cheap pen with a plastic spoon duct-taped to it

Dienin39 years ago

this is just exactly like the previous question

BobsterMcSandalslast year

My fifth invention is an invisible dildo

brad104phillip9 years ago

At least the cops will know what device you invented. Then they can control how they take down the crook. Or you could just make dildos

Benjamin Voissem12 years ago

Every fifth invention starting with Number Six is a direct counter-measure.

Sniper767887 years ago

Every fifth invention is a guinea Pig controller Imagine that xD

Lonewanderer9 years ago

then every sixth will counteract it

Krusek8 years ago

every invention before that can stop it

HotSauceBear10 years ago

Make something useless once every 5 months.

Mikuelious8 years ago

I'll just keep the invention secret and not tell anyone about it. Or better yet, destroy it immediately after creating it. That way nobody can use it for evil!

lupsen119 years ago

make a pillow how can that go wrong in evilness

SinisterPoem9 years ago

well, 80% inventions used solely for good is better than real life. call me omnissiah now.

20DollarVamp10 years ago

What is your definition of "good" and "evil"?

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

Good means joy evil means bad

ThePaulDude3 years ago

Why wouldn't you make every invention evil instead of every fifth one? Fuck being the hero because it"s more fun to make the world burn.

I_WONT_DIE!!!9 years ago

every fifth one is a jack off machine evil cum will take over the world

DevonPlaysMC9 years ago

use the next invention to defeat the evil one

Nicola Savio12 years ago

every fith invention is a new kind of toothbrush

Leonidariogamer4 years ago

Every fifth invetion is a new Bad Dragon sex toy

Aweez_zeewA 9 years ago

Id make the 3rd something to get rid of evil

Wolf1238 years ago

Lol fifth invention is a window lol

Panifex7 years ago

Are you crazy? Windows can kill people easily!

BOBBOBOBOBOB10 years ago

Make a different flavour of metallic cake every five months

Cait Wilson12 years ago

Used for my evil you mean? Mwahaha! First four inventions, immortality machine, eternal youth machine, superpowers machine, and lightsabers. Then machine five will be used to take over the world!

undecidedfoot93 7 years ago

Make something useless every 5 months

SammyGerald8 years ago

Never said I had to finsish the inventions of evil or test them to be ready

Tectiva10 years ago

Then my other four inventions shall help us fend off these evildoers!

TBV-M10 months ago

evil is subjective. guns are evil. nukes are evil. some people see even like abortion as evil(?). what if it'd just abortionmatic 3000 that just provides a clean, effective way to give someone an abortion for absolutely free?

TBV-M10 months ago

it's* (fucking typos)

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