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Chris Larson 13 years ago

Every fifth invention is a cat toy

orangoange 2 years ago

gahy

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flzzzzy 6 years ago

i invent a piece of dust that kills one single useless cell in the body before popping out of existence

MrCookieman24 9 years ago

Every 5th invention I’ll make something so evil, that nobody can ever be as evil... A SINGLE SHEET OF HOMEWORK!

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

I egry I hate school school work is for derds

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J2004 9 years ago

Every fifth invention is a rubber bowling pin that is safe for babies.

clari 3 years ago

To yau lye hong. WTF MAN, DO U HAVE A PROBLEM?

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AraPlayzz 9 years ago

I’ll make ma fifth invention electric poop!! LOL😀😂

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago

I'll THROW MY ELECTRIC POOP TASER AT YOU!... it'll be a SHOCKING experience...

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Redrk 6 years ago

Every fifth invention is a dildo and you can only use it if the other person shows 100% consent BOOM THAT"S JUST SEX

gamandy 2 years ago

it is twisted to force people to falsely consent

Elijah Fenelus 13 years ago

every fifth invention is a bagel with 1 percent less salt

fpkfepkf 6 years ago

YOU..YOU MONSTER!!!!!!

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MooCow123546 9 years ago

Every invention will be a good invention

Senna van Hoek 13 years ago

So I have 4 inventions to counter that one invention? piece a cake

xXSOMEGUYXx 9 years ago

Is a piece of cake your invention?

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

So I would be like Ilya Morozova?

silversniper99 11 years ago

ill just invent an evil toiliet to foil those plans then!

Roxy Paw 13 years ago

Every fifth invention will be marshmallows that melts when you look at it. ALL OF THE GREASY HAIR DUDES! I'M PURE EVIL!

znoolin 9 years ago

HOW COULD YOU

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Fj Singh 13 years ago

easy solution i wiill install a self destruct to every invention which needs my voice to disarm and it can read my emotions so it will not disarm if i am being tortured!

vertex 8 years ago

Holy shit!

LukeHD 10 years ago

Good. I just need to make every fifth invention useless af...

Mykael Creo 12 years ago

"Evil" is based on perception. So far as I'm concerned, Furbies were an evil invention, but I could handle every fifth creation of mine being analogous to those.

duckymouth 5 years ago

They would already be used for that anyway

da temmie 11 years ago

temmy will make temflake mobile undertale refrence

JoshuaJames 9 years ago

when i use the 5th invention for evil i'll use it in a way that does very little damage to most people

Audric Merryman 11 years ago

Just make the 5th one absolutely useless.A water saber

Bodi03 11 years ago

The fifth is a poop :p literally

Loopiloop 11 years ago

invent something what skips every fifth month

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 7 months ago

Cool, so like any God or goddess

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

My fourth invention will w=hold down the fifth,or I'll make sure the 5th doesn't work,itch

Jasmine Biersack 13 years ago

Every fifth invention will be one of the following: Zydrate, Tentacle swords, Killing all buzzkills, and Kim Kardashian. ALL OF WHICH I LOVE EXCEPT FO DAT KIM.

Baughg1 10 years ago

I dont care ill make new nuclear bombs each month im evil

MyPrecious 11 years ago

Every 5th month make something useless

tierbot 3 years ago

idk

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

that long?

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Every fifth invention would be underwear of some sort. Beware the chaffing!

Joshfrontline 9 years ago

Make the fifth one a new ice cream flavor no evil comes from ice cream

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

People will just make poison out of it.

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Frankamikase24 11 years ago

Every fifth invention is chocolate with less sugar. BOOM!!

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

Noooooooooooooooooo I weather eat poo 💩

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MarcianoNoDaRisa 4 years ago

my fifth invention is a blue duckling

sigman 3 years ago

Evil Blue ducky XD

CRAFTBHOY24 11 years ago

Spiky poisonous ball

Panifex 9 years ago

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Q-bit 11 years ago

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BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

Make every fifth invention a sponge

LeftTesticleOfKrom 10 years ago

By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Every invention would be used for evil, cause I'm gonna be using it.

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

Each fifth invention of mine is an updated version of my dancing baby hologram invention

Snake 11 years ago

I'll just make every 5th invention a bad one.. or harmless, like cake that emits light!

danksy 10 years ago

Every fifth invention is completely useless

shaggy2812 12 years ago

I <3 evil

Dexagon 5 years ago

Fifth invention.A virus that corrupt this game :)

owski2002 11 years ago

every fifth invention is jb or kanye

minimegaman090 2 years ago

what if i only invent 4 things

Pilover 2 years ago

U have to make smth every month tho

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Dogginie 10 years ago

every fifth invention is a potato gun

Conner Wolf 13 years ago

Fifth invention shall be automatic toilet cleaners, brooms that sweep themselves, AND *GASP* BUG REPELLENT!

GlutNy 8 years ago

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gabe451 11 years ago

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Dienin3 11 years ago

uuummm are you trying to scare the living sh!t out of me?

LogicWizard314 10 years ago

Someone had to invent every weapon ever made.

thejokersmadhouse 11 years ago

my fifth invention... the paper aeroplane... LOOPHOLE!

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