Bitch! I'm fabulous. And a goddamn DRAGON! Let"s make hybrid babies
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EliteZygarde_Ash_Oficial0008 years ago
Prefiro que alguém goste de mim
Sem ninguém fazer nada
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Angelboi 9 years ago
Whether you're ugly or not is an opinon sooo this makes no sense
Jamenneel8 years ago
What about disfigured
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Zach Wu12 years ago
If you could seduce anyone on the planet, (which would include yourself) then being hideous and disfigured wouldn't really matter.
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Megan Sendatch12 years ago
The only difference between pressing the button and not is that I can seduce someone. That's it.
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Hayden Elwarth12 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex
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Alanna Biata12 years ago
My life in a nutshell. Well except for the fact I can't seduce anyone .-.
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Trevor Cassell12 years ago
I'm already hideous and disfigured
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SuperMariobrony 9 years ago
I don't care about this I'm 12
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GrantCrow8 years ago
still got that puss
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Xryeau9 years ago
Surgery FTW
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Knightress10 years ago
Step one: press the button hard. Step two: seduce people into getting a job that pays millions of dollars. Step three: become a millionaire. Step four: get surgery to get rid of disfigures. Step five: if your still not used to being ugly get plastic surger...[Show full comment]
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Adudelol4 years ago
so? you can seduce anyone no matter what just please don't be a pedo for fucks sake
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Darkharp1829 years ago
What if you can already do that, but you AREN'T horribly disfifured?
Why should this even matter? If you're hideous and disfigured, then that's how you look. It'd be even better if you were successful (seeing how you can seduce anyone, that wouldn't be hard), and you'd get basically twice the money. My point is, who give...[Show full comment]
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Drizzit dourden9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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LlamaAvocado8 years ago
Beauty and the Beast
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X_H3rman_X4 months ago
*Asexual panic*
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PandaMcBoss1098 years ago
I am as ugly as if a super mutant and a mole rat bred. I would come out. Fallout st0Of
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Mr.gremlin9 years ago
OF COURSE NOT
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GoodForYou9 years ago
Upside?
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Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
hunchback of nostridam bout 2 get sum puzzy
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Tyler1212127 years ago
It won’t matter if you’re ugly if you can still get girls.
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Mattelaire Christine12 years ago
tbh no
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PapiSmoif8 years ago
Seduce a plastic surgeon, fuck them, get free plastic surgery on everything you want it on
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rainbowRAD9 years ago
PLASTIC... SURGERY... GOD DANGIT
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Knightress10 years ago
Step one: press the button hard. Step two: seduce people into getting a job that pays millions of dollars. Step three: become a millionaire. Step four: get surgery to get rid of disfigures. Step five: if your still not used to being ugly get plastic surger...[Show full comment]
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Maksim2 years ago
Plastic surgery is a thing, and hopefully I can convince someone to part with their money to fix me up
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MetroidJunkie8 years ago
If they find you attractive, then are you really hideous and disfigured? In their eyes, you're perfect.
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Kainoa Cook12 years ago
i already look horrible :3 no downsides
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Fnafmaster7 years ago
Thats ehat plastic surgerybis for.
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Life_Is_Strange9 years ago
Then I just be the way I am ok
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Garbageuniverse8 years ago
I'm asexual stop giving me these questions
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philtheninja9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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Wyvern_Protogen20 days ago
So, I'm Shrek?
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Ahslover1018 years ago
Doesn't matter, had sex.
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gavinbrichardson7 years ago
To whom am I ugly to, if I can seduce anyone?
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Leemurweeks9 years ago
Cough Cough You Become The Phantom Of The Opera Cough Cough
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aarbaggett11 years ago
im already ugly so cant get much worse
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WBGrock9 years ago
And my Pornstar name will be.... Quasimodo.
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anonymouscheerios8 years ago
okay, I'm asexual, so I would just be stuck being an ugly shit and the one thing I CAN do is something useless to me. Well then.
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