Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark3 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

ChloeLoveheart7 months ago

employs the homeless

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*makes retirement age 60*

PressThatButton8 years ago

Money till death!!!

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Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

My employees would be robots with warranties #Loophole

SagarTech8 years ago

They wil still die, maybe the hardware will become out of date and you will have to buy new robots every time they become 56 years old

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BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago

*hires jb*

burglaryman8 years ago

eeh they live long enoff

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

OMG HOW COULD U

Digimonking28 years ago

Rule #1: All money earned while employed at this facility belongs to owner EXCEPT their retirement fund, where that is the only stuff allowed to be mentioned in the will (except personal property). Please be aware that the minimum retirement age is 60.

Kh0rn37 years ago

Rule #3 GIVE US ALL THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSS!!!!!!!

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SuikaIbuki8 years ago

Fire them at 55 idk???

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

True

Razi1918 years ago

Employee only 56+ people

bandsuchtii8 years ago

DELETE *evil psycho death note laugher*

Duyanhkute157 years ago

We have to sacrifice our current employees, rather than later, other employees are discriminated against and have fatal disadvantaged.

Dainster7 years ago

Umm Ok

CodFishJoe7 years ago

CEO "your fired" Employee "but my tomorrows my birth day I"M TURING 56" CEO "I know"

Trina8 years ago

Um, donate your money to other people

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

You"re too kind

Dank meme lord9 years ago

Sooooo you become bill gates basically.

ber60noscope9 years ago

new employees

TheXcraftyXfox 9 years ago

Lol yup

BrewsGhost9 years ago

hire all 8 year olds

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I’m 8 sounds good I need a job cuz I don’t do my chores soo sign me e!!!!!!

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Deven Young12 years ago

atleast i dont die at 56...

SagarTech8 years ago

So true :)

TheDoggoSensei2 years ago

Where da bad part?

ClownPenis9 years ago

Hire people older than 56 = end of the universe

manjake1508 years ago

Hire at young age, lay off at 55. They have more than enough money to retire, and since they"re not working for me, they don't die at 56.

ECDragonGirl9 years ago

i HAVE to know what the cause is or i will die at 56 from thinking about it too much...

ryanpkmc4 years ago

yes cheshire

Rhys A Davies12 years ago

well the'll have a good run

Dainster7 years ago

Makes Retriment Thing at 54

LUKAc8 years ago

Be bilionare or get 10 milions every month?

JaneMarett7 years ago

You not coll

Average_Ally9 years ago

Hey, I mean, it's painless... right? Plus, you don't die either...

axellb11 months ago

I will just get all my employees soul and put them back in.

enzoenzo3 years ago

Just get robots and have the robots "donate" the money to my "employee" of choosing

Nathathan8 years ago

Just tell them they will die at age 56 and to write their wills to you

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

You will get killed

User2825 years ago

I have regeneration power due to other button. BOOM

the bitch that kills9 years ago

Of course don't wanna kill anyone moq do I *creepy smile*

SonicWaver8 years ago

it"s worth it

bungus23 months ago

well if ALL of my employees become millionaires I might consider it actually

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

My employees are justin bieber Donald Trump and other bad ppl...I take all of their money when they die win-win

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

@Dainster Trump bieber and Hillary

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AlguemPlays2 years ago

eu não sou meu fincionario...

Hanin448 years ago

You could hire more people but after a while people would blame you for it because all of them died at that age and working at your business

Fuqwitteenagers9 years ago

Make it part of the fine print of the contract, and legally there is no issue there.... you reap nearly endless rewards.

FadorAxo4 years ago

Fire people when they"re 55. They get some money, they"re happy and hopefully they don't die?

T-Troy9 years ago

56 ain't bad. Besides they get to be millionares

Shouhiro9 years ago

well ever thought, that they also hve families??

SimpleByte7 years ago

But I dont die.. BUTTON IM COMINGG

guigamer20098 years ago

Atleast WE Dont Die

OverjoyedSpider8 years ago

But do they know they'll die at 56?

Tricky8 years ago

That is up to you to tell them or not

dankmemes1018 years ago

Hire more?

JayJayBoi9 years ago

Hire kids

UU1RR23 years ago

I dont die so FFFFUUUUUCK YOU

Andreig4 years ago

We create a company that pepole who are dead are robots

Hatsune8 years ago

OK But im still alive And can buy Others Employees (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

Metalwork7 years ago

Mainly because it’s painless

Quibbers3 months ago

Fire them at 55

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