Will You Press The Button?

GeorgeSnorewell28 days ago

Unless ur selling like vibes or like nfts, a billion dollar business would need thousands of employees, all of whom you are condemning. So you can either scam billions from people by yourself, or shorten the lives of thousands and sell something useful.

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

0ppl2332 months ago

nononononono

ChloeLoveheart9 months ago

employs the homeless

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*makes retirement age 60*

PressThatButton8 years ago

Money till death!!!

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Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

My employees would be robots with warranties #Loophole

SagarTech9 years ago

They wil still die, maybe the hardware will become out of date and you will have to buy new robots every time they become 56 years old

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BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago

*hires jb*

burglaryman8 years ago

eeh they live long enoff

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

OMG HOW COULD U

Digimonking29 years ago

Rule #1: All money earned while employed at this facility belongs to owner EXCEPT their retirement fund, where that is the only stuff allowed to be mentioned in the will (except personal property). Please be aware that the minimum retirement age is 60.

Kh0rn37 years ago

Rule #3 GIVE US ALL THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSS!!!!!!!

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SuikaIbuki8 years ago

Fire them at 55 idk???

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

True

Razi1918 years ago

Employee only 56+ people

bandsuchtii8 years ago

DELETE *evil psycho death note laugher*

Duyanhkute157 years ago

We have to sacrifice our current employees, rather than later, other employees are discriminated against and have fatal disadvantaged.

Dainster7 years ago

Umm Ok

CodFishJoe7 years ago

CEO "your fired" Employee "but my tomorrows my birth day I"M TURING 56" CEO "I know"

Trina8 years ago

Um, donate your money to other people

JeffreyLajoie8 years ago

You"re too kind

Dank meme lord9 years ago

Sooooo you become bill gates basically.

ber60noscope9 years ago

new employees

TheXcraftyXfox 9 years ago

Lol yup

BrewsGhost9 years ago

hire all 8 year olds

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I’m 8 sounds good I need a job cuz I don’t do my chores soo sign me e!!!!!!

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Deven Young12 years ago

atleast i dont die at 56...

SagarTech9 years ago

So true :)

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

My employees are justin bieber Donald Trump and other bad ppl...I take all of their money when they die win-win

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

@Dainster Trump bieber and Hillary

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SonicWaver8 years ago

it"s worth it

bungus24 months ago

well if ALL of my employees become millionaires I might consider it actually

AlguemPlays3 years ago

eu não sou meu fincionario...

Fuqwitteenagers9 years ago

Make it part of the fine print of the contract, and legally there is no issue there.... you reap nearly endless rewards.

FadorAxo4 years ago

Fire people when they"re 55. They get some money, they"re happy and hopefully they don't die?

Hanin448 years ago

You could hire more people but after a while people would blame you for it because all of them died at that age and working at your business

SimpleByte7 years ago

But I dont die.. BUTTON IM COMINGG

guigamer20098 years ago

Atleast WE Dont Die

T-Troy9 years ago

56 ain't bad. Besides they get to be millionares

Shouhiro9 years ago

well ever thought, that they also hve families??

OverjoyedSpider9 years ago

But do they know they'll die at 56?

Tricky8 years ago

That is up to you to tell them or not

UU1RR23 years ago

I dont die so FFFFUUUUUCK YOU

dankmemes1018 years ago

Hire more?

JayJayBoi9 years ago

Hire kids

Hatsune8 years ago

OK But im still alive And can buy Others Employees (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

Andreig4 years ago

We create a company that pepole who are dead are robots

Quibbers4 months ago

Fire them at 55

Metalwork7 years ago

Mainly because it’s painless

JUAN ZINA9 years ago

Then my employees money is mine

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

Here at Lazy Industries, we assure you’ll be a millionaire for life if you work here, without having to put in an ounce of effort! You’ll die at 56, but you weren’t going to get a fulfilling life working anywhere else regardless! Lazy Industries: We pushed a button and somehow we became rich. (tm)

Timples509 years ago

Just Hire Jesus. He can live forever so durhhh

Shouhiro9 years ago

erm you know, i don't know how to tell you, but he kinda died a long time ago. Sorry.

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Yaboizackie_324 years ago

I mean I get it it’s sad but do I die?

AmazingSans8 years ago

But you don't die, so what does it matter? Just get new, young employees.

Mr-Steal7 years ago

Easy solution. Hire new people

Imbion8 years ago

Make them retire at age 55.

Programer9 years ago

K

jlars2319 years ago

it say"s you and all of your employees become millionaires, by that logic i"m thinking the 19 year old paid intern is gonna be retiring early anyway. plus there"s nothing to say you cant revive them, it just says they die at a specific age, so you could ju...[Show full comment]

AGuyWhoHasOnlyPlayedYIIK8 months ago

This is just mega corporations in real life when you think about it

Gorflop7 years ago

Just hire new employees

Doodle1283 years ago

If they die specifically at one age in an unknown way 1, I"d be investigated constantly as the one person who doesn't die constantly and 2, nobody would work for me

Mythical_Matt8 years ago

Well they would work their whole life since in Poland the retirement age is like 60 or 65

TheTwisterOfQuestions4 years ago

HEH WHAT IF YOU ONLY ACCEPT PEOPLE OVER 57

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