Will You Press The Button?

Hepta_lotus 9 months ago

Just establish one company with the only employee--my sweetie cat～fine maybe this company just can't be that 'multibillion'

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

0ppl233 last year

nononononono

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

*makes retirement age 60*

PressThatButton 9 years ago

Money till death!!!

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GeorgeSnorewell last year

Unless ur selling like vibes or like nfts, a billion dollar business would need thousands of employees, all of whom you are condemning. So you can either scam billions from people by yourself, or shorten the lives of thousands and sell something useful.

ChloeLoveheart 2 years ago

employs the homeless

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

My employees would be robots with warranties #Loophole

SagarTech 10 years ago

They wil still die, maybe the hardware will become out of date and you will have to buy new robots every time they become 56 years old

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BBBAAACCCOOONNN 10 years ago

*hires jb*

burglaryman 9 years ago

eeh they live long enoff

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago

OMG HOW COULD U

Digimonking2 10 years ago

Rule #1: All money earned while employed at this facility belongs to owner EXCEPT their retirement fund, where that is the only stuff allowed to be mentioned in the will (except personal property). Please be aware that the minimum retirement age is 60.

Kh0rn3 9 years ago

Rule #3 GIVE US ALL THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSS!!!!!!!

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SuikaIbuki 9 years ago

Fire them at 55 idk???

JeffreyLajoie 9 years ago

True

Razi191 10 years ago

Employee only 56+ people

bandsuchtii 10 years ago

DELETE *evil psycho death note laugher*

Duyanhkute15 8 years ago

We have to sacrifice our current employees, rather than later, other employees are discriminated against and have fatal disadvantaged.

Dainster 8 years ago

Umm Ok

CodFishJoe 9 years ago

CEO "your fired" Employee "but my tomorrows my birth day I"M TURING 56" CEO "I know"

Trina 9 years ago

Um, donate your money to other people

JeffreyLajoie 9 years ago

You"re too kind

Dank meme lord 10 years ago

Sooooo you become bill gates basically.

ber60noscope 10 years ago

new employees

TheXcraftyXfox 10 years ago

Lol yup

BrewsGhost 10 years ago

hire all 8 year olds

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

I’m 8 sounds good I need a job cuz I don’t do my chores soo sign me e!!!!!!

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Deven Young 13 years ago

atleast i dont die at 56...

SagarTech 10 years ago

So true :)

TheAmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Make them retire at 55

jeff1999 10 years ago

I don't die at 56 slooool ye

xtreme-outside 5 years ago

employ people over the age of 56. downside cleared

Maharid 5 months ago

I think that if i get youngster they will be really happy to know they will live surely up to 56 without any money problem.

Deadpool920 10 years ago

Fire them before they're 56

Hiroftime 7 years ago

only have a small team

BRAEDENMICHELS 10 years ago

If it is painless I guess *sorry workers of mine*

DavitoSiechay 9 years ago

Screw my employees

McSunnyBunny 10 years ago

Robot employees? Just get more employees cause you probably got 1000 people at ur door wanting to work? XD

danking 2 years ago

舒服前56年不就行了爱咋咋地反正56死的不是我

Damon3580 10 years ago

Most people die in their late 50s so...

totallynotafurry 4 years ago

well, I will just get the youngest people for the job and also I wont get close to my employees

Mai-chan 9 years ago

56? That"s a long enough life. They had a good run.

Mai-chan 9 years ago

:) You don't even know the half of my craziness.

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lightningdash_17 10 years ago

Why would I let others bathe in my success?

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago

44 years to go bish

coruptedmecha 9 years ago

Problem :death at 56 Solution :hire more people

Hanin44 9 years ago

Eventually it would be suspicious and the cops would come

Shagson68 8 years ago

Hire new employees, this question is dumb

Wolf21586 10 years ago

If you"re a savage you pressed this fat red button.

Tricky 10 years ago

Oh no I think I am a savage. Wow.

Coolkawaiigamer9 10 years ago

Who cares cause I don't B-)

Dr.Beam 3 years ago

hire more

W0lfi18 9 years ago

Sorry....

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

they would have lived a decent life with all the money they need thy could pass to there kids / grand kids so

Gabe12345 9 years ago

I can steal their money before they get burried XD XD Then ill be a zillionare1

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