Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

ChloeLoveheart6 months ago

employs the homeless

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

*makes retirement age 60*

PressThatButton8 years ago

Money till death!!!

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Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

My employees would be robots with warranties #Loophole

SagarTech8 years ago

They wil still die, maybe the hardware will become out of date and you will have to buy new robots every time they become 56 years old

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BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago

*hires jb*

burglaryman8 years ago

eeh they live long enoff

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

OMG HOW COULD U

Digimonking28 years ago

Rule #1: All money earned while employed at this facility belongs to owner EXCEPT their retirement fund, where that is the only stuff allowed to be mentioned in the will (except personal property). Please be aware that the minimum retirement age is 60.

Kh0rn37 years ago

Rule #3 GIVE US ALL THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIESSSS!!!!!!!

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SuikaIbuki8 years ago

Fire them at 55 idk???

JeffreyLajoie7 years ago

True

Razi1918 years ago

Employee only 56+ people

bandsuchtii8 years ago

DELETE *evil psycho death note laugher*

Duyanhkute157 years ago

We have to sacrifice our current employees, rather than later, other employees are discriminated against and have fatal disadvantaged.

Dainster7 years ago

Umm Ok

CodFishJoe7 years ago

CEO "your fired" Employee "but my tomorrows my birth day I"M TURING 56" CEO "I know"

Trina8 years ago

Um, donate your money to other people

JeffreyLajoie7 years ago

You"re too kind

Dank meme lord9 years ago

Sooooo you become bill gates basically.

ber60noscope9 years ago

new employees

TheXcraftyXfox 9 years ago

Lol yup

BrewsGhost9 years ago

hire all 8 year olds

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

I’m 8 sounds good I need a job cuz I don’t do my chores soo sign me e!!!!!!

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Deven Young12 years ago

atleast i dont die at 56...

SagarTech8 years ago

So true :)

Dr.Beamlast year

hire more

W0lfi187 years ago

Sorry....

Coolkawaiigamer98 years ago

Who cares cause I don't B-)

Gabe123458 years ago

I can steal their money before they get burried XD XD Then ill be a zillionare1

narwal229 years ago

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AgentXC9 years ago

thanks ill put this in word.

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AcidXxRayne4 years ago

they would have lived a decent life with all the money they need thy could pass to there kids / grand kids so

Pacopambisito9 years ago

If i dont die i dont care

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

Make em all retire at 55

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

Fire them when there 55 and hier new people.

ClownPenis9 years ago

Hire people older than 56 = end of the universe

TheDoggoSensei2 years ago

Where da bad part?

ryanpkmc4 years ago

yes cheshire

manjake1508 years ago

Hire at young age, lay off at 55. They have more than enough money to retire, and since they"re not working for me, they don't die at 56.

ECDragonGirl9 years ago

i HAVE to know what the cause is or i will die at 56 from thinking about it too much...

LUKAc8 years ago

Be bilionare or get 10 milions every month?

Rhys A Davies12 years ago

well the'll have a good run

Dainster7 years ago

Makes Retriment Thing at 54

axellb11 months ago

I will just get all my employees soul and put them back in.

JaneMarett7 years ago

You not coll

Average_Ally8 years ago

Hey, I mean, it's painless... right? Plus, you don't die either...

Nathathan8 years ago

Just tell them they will die at age 56 and to write their wills to you

JeffreyLajoie7 years ago

You will get killed

enzoenzo3 years ago

Just get robots and have the robots "donate" the money to my "employee" of choosing

the bitch that kills9 years ago

Of course don't wanna kill anyone moq do I *creepy smile*

User2824 years ago

I have regeneration power due to other button. BOOM

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

My employees are justin bieber Donald Trump and other bad ppl...I take all of their money when they die win-win

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

@Dainster Trump bieber and Hillary

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SonicWaver8 years ago

it"s worth it

bungus22 months ago

well if ALL of my employees become millionaires I might consider it actually

AlguemPlays2 years ago

eu não sou meu fincionario...

Fuqwitteenagers9 years ago

Make it part of the fine print of the contract, and legally there is no issue there.... you reap nearly endless rewards.

FadorAxo4 years ago

Fire people when they"re 55. They get some money, they"re happy and hopefully they don't die?

Hanin448 years ago

You could hire more people but after a while people would blame you for it because all of them died at that age and working at your business

SimpleByte7 years ago

But I dont die.. BUTTON IM COMINGG

guigamer20098 years ago

Atleast WE Dont Die

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