You marry the girl you love, and will be together forever.
but
She is having a secret affair, you know of, but cannot do anything to stop her.
I will not


GamemasterDrag9 years ago
I'm gay

MusicFloof2 years ago
Me too :D
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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way three-way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Complexfred152 years ago
You’re sick in the head you know that
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SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago
Its the girl of my dreams im chill with sharing her

Sajan8 years ago
hahaha wtf

MetaGiga9 years ago
Let's all think back on that game: "The Good Husband"

AmazingMew9 years ago
And dont forget about "The Good Wife"

coruptedmecha8 years ago
I can't do anothing to stop her. Who said I can't stop him (wink wink)

87Oscar878 years ago
If you know what I mean
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InsaneMonoCookie9 years ago
I'm a woman. I'm Bi but I don't love anyone.

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I love everyone but myself, to be honest.
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Ritty8 years ago
As long as it isn't a former classmate then I'm good

LeilaniMonica8 years ago
I am a girl can they put girl/boy don't mess with genders

Kittenlover1017 years ago
Kid, welcome to the internet. Where 90% of the time your gender is assumed.

Cormac Beirne9 years ago
You could just marry the anyway, though. Right? Why do you need to hit a button to let you do that.

Unicorn1119 years ago
I am not lesbian

A strange person9 years ago
Replace "girl" with "boy" and "she" with "he". There you go !
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BrofistKittycat8 years ago
"together forever" LOOPHOLE :P

AJFelk158 years ago
I'm a girl? And if he cheated I would be gone!!!

Madderthanever8 years ago
Not rly a secret affair then, huh

Theguywhosaidno8 years ago
that"s just an unhealthy relationship

444Booklover4448 years ago
I'm straight girl so.....

Angelin_Minami8 years ago
Im a girl wtf..... that means if i press it i will be gay......

LeilaniMonica8 years ago
I would be f*ckin alone then no gay
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Tequila8 years ago
I"d join I mean I'm bi so

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
I meant to post that on something else, and then I saw it in my notifications later, and I didn't realize it was me. So, I liked it, and I hate myself.
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Dorian Ross Basner12 years ago
as opposed to most of these I can't find an upside to this

Boris Mrkajic12 years ago
Jus so you know how serious I am

Homie MidNight9 years ago
ugh i hate this mostly

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
"mostly"

Rob Anybody9 years ago
So The Ill Made Knight and The Candle in the Wind?

Karlnova7 years ago
What is the upside?

Simmero2 years ago
Im straight though..

WBGrock8 years ago
Is it with lemmy? Cause that"s just to be expected.

thememescout9 years ago
I'll marry a boy then.

87Oscar878 years ago
I'm asexual and aromantic...

Marshmallowy_Archangel7 years ago
Then, befriend her, and if someone tries to take your new best friend, stab them.

Oskar10xd6 years ago
It says forever so you get immortality

oldnotweak10 years ago
that is simply a horrible button... being stuck with someone forever who will cheat on you forever... you cant kill her or her partner because that would be stopping it and you cant leave because the "upside"

Cypher9 years ago
But we're in a pretty open relationship...

FlowerCat7 years ago
Imma girl...plus um thats cheating soooooooo naaaah

KaiRose8 years ago
I'm a girl tho...Not lesbian.

monkeymouse10147 years ago
threesome

Fckyou123455 months ago
I don't want to press this button, as I do not want conversion "therapy"

Spyarmf9 years ago
you can always mess with her affairs until she stops

conhqir4 years ago
i dont love anyone, this is useless to me.

[email protected]9 years ago
if you do get to be together forever, it doesn't matter about the affair

Chinese potato9 years ago
The secret affair is with me

zenotheoriginal7 years ago
i dont see a down side

Melike Elif Kartal12 years ago
hahahaha I'm a girl.

Derkaderk8 years ago
I didnt press it because im not a guy

belle297 years ago
not everyone here is a straight male

wizzardofozzi9 years ago
OH COME ON WHAT THEO HECK IS WITH THESE KIND OF QUESTIONS?!?! Will somebody PLEASE think of the children?

Dawnss9 years ago
But now I know

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter9 years ago
What if you kill the guy she's having an affair on?

YEET_NOT_SERIOUS2 years ago
That"s kinda sus...

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ChickenCat4 years ago
Dude i just made a deal to get a death note

Ditzy_Hooves10 years ago
I wouldnt want love from someone who didnt truly love me, And It's even Worse when you cant do anything about it

WillYouPressTheButton84998 years ago
I'm a girl!

kakarot949 years ago
Love is not even real it's just an illusion to help animals reproduce
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