The gf of my dreams in a zombie scenario would be a gunslinging redneck with a plasma minigun that never runs out of ammo and can instantly make doors and windows appear out of thin air..... Yeeeeahhhhh...... I win
At least it lets you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend!
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CuteDarkShadow8 years ago
Yay I can finally date a girl.She probs doesn’t like me anyways....cause she’s straight...SO NOW SHE WILL LIKE ME
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ButtonPresser958 years ago
Sounds like my life, plus a ton of stuff. Eh, I'll press it. why not?
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Jada1088 years ago
It never said no air conditioning and food and tv so im fine
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MisticalLuna8 years ago
wheres the down side ...unlimited pizza water melon eveything ..HELL YHEA
Bryce82397 years ago
There"s no door... :(
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Lostfeather2378 years ago
I have bae. If zombies come, I have a bow and three katanas of varying lengths. Yay.
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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Zombie apocalypse= the zombies don't have to move you didn't specify the cure to defeating zombies is to stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable
Migdin19 years ago
This will be the best starring contest ever
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ArchoTheNacho9 years ago
umm just surround your house with a lake, zombies cant swim, and also HECK YEAH!!!
Migdin19 years ago
How are you going to surround your house with a lake, it isnt that lakes are easy to make, they can take weeks to dig the area where the lake should be, and in a zombie appcalypse that would be even more difficult, and then you also have to fill it all wit...[Show full comment]
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79_16_81_79 years ago
Medicine for zombies bam problem solved
dankmemes1018 years ago
Nah, it"s "medcin"
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Coolcon9 years ago
Give me unlimited shotgun shells and a shotgun they the house wouldnt matter
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That Creep In The School Corner9 years ago
well I can't get unlimited anything or medicine BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCKING SPELL IT RIGHT
dankmemes1018 years ago
You didn't spell "didnt" right.
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Matt Walz12 years ago
No doors or windows, only walls and a roof? They can't get in then either. Done deal.
Subzero693 years ago
They mean there will be a hole in the place of the doors and windows
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