Will You Press The Button?

You will become the most successful person in the world, with health, happiness, fame, lovers and untold wealth

but

You can't have children.

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bentjornsen3 months ago

win/win no son more money

Evil_Jlast month

It says you become, if you already have a kid (like us) they're still around. Joke's on them anyway *hugs my vasectomy)

Maharid6 months ago

DOUBLE PRO!!!

Spoingus9 months ago

adopt a toddler instead

Slimelol2 years ago

Adoption?

JesusIsKing6 months ago

thats what i was thinking

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PittyGamer11 months ago

Win win situation

JulianaIsHerelast year

I will just adopt like I planned to anyway

yangwen5 months ago

我就不能领养一个孩子？

LazotepLazaruslast year

Only upside? Yes please

Evil_Jlast month

No downside

Verysmartpersom9 months ago

*laughs in asexual*

nmsb11 months ago

反正有我哥

99630 days ago

好处说完了，坏处呢？

JPV7 months ago

and the downside???????

xinye2 years ago

刚好以免家产纠纷

Fasa3142 years ago

I wont have anyway...

EverywhereAtTheBoundsOfDarkness10 months ago

not a downside for me ngl

GBvX3 months ago

I guess many who did not press the button still want children?

4n0nym0us8 months ago

I can't have children doesn't mean I can't have sex

raindropsinthesnow10 months ago

already cant

Giao118 days ago

So I dont need condon

RBryanYT7 months ago

2 upsides moment

Demon_Lord3 months ago

Raise a disciple!!!

AlyxVlast year

I don't want kids anyway lol

Jhett2 years ago

Dude, this is like the most ideal shit.

Elli00000t8 months ago

*laughs in asexual who doesn't want kids*

meatloave10 months ago

Would have pressed the button but I do not want fame of any kind.

AndyMan11YTlast year

Adoption, pets, and babysitting: allow us to introduce ourselves

PolandCannotIntoEarthlast year

Just adopt!

leixing9 months ago

病娇：这样也好，ta不会把心思放在孩子上了

BoredArtist2 years ago

I won't have any children anyway. So it doesn't matter. And they didn't say I won't be able to babysit children

EllaM12 months ago

Straight to the orphanage

Kiki_da_best2 months ago

win win

sasgusseglast year

Who care we have Adoption

Nannan2 years ago

I have decided to have no children so this is not to matter to me.

slenderman0610 months ago

i always wanted to have a family or at least adopt a kid

slenderman0610 months ago

JUST A BTW I AM SEVENTEEN

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

Okie

RaiderSteve2 years ago

I just annoying about take care of children

Maharid2 years ago

Where is the downside in this?

Legendary_underscorelast year

I never lose so if I have children il lose my virginity there fore ther is no down side

minecraftemerylast year

Nah I don't want children anyways and even if I did I could adopt. ez press 4 me

Kamelu_is_UwUlast year

no downside lol

Maharidlast year

Upside + Upside = PRESS!

pitbullnamedprincesslast year

You dont have to pay for condoms, so both are upsides!

FortyWithaUlast year

I think I'm going to pass, just because I want to have (biological) children in the future

Cheeeselast year

kids suck anyways

Ilovecheeselast year

Have kids before pressing the button…..

anonymooose12 months ago

um... adorption?

ThatCatByTheStreet2 years ago

DEAL BITCH

YoruichiShihouin10 months ago

I dont even want to have children

bydname10 months ago

🤓看不懂

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