Will You Press The Button?

You will become the most successful person in the world, with health, happiness, fame, lovers and untold wealth

but

You can't have children.

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bentjornsen4 months ago

win/win no son more money

Evil_J2 months ago

It says you become, if you already have a kid (like us) they're still around. Joke's on them anyway *hugs my vasectomy)

Maharid7 months ago

DOUBLE PRO!!!

Slimelol2 years ago

Adoption?

JesusIsKing7 months ago

thats what i was thinking

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Spoingus10 months ago

adopt a toddler instead

PittyGamerlast year

Win win situation

Demon_Lord4 months ago

Raise a disciple!!!

AlyxVlast year

I don't want kids anyway lol

Elli00000t9 months ago

*laughs in asexual who doesn't want kids*

Jhett2 years ago

Dude, this is like the most ideal shit.

meatloave11 months ago

Would have pressed the button but I do not want fame of any kind.

AndyMan11YTlast year

Adoption, pets, and babysitting: allow us to introduce ourselves

PolandCannotIntoEarth2 years ago

Just adopt!

leixing10 months ago

病娇：这样也好，ta不会把心思放在孩子上了

BoredArtist2 years ago

I won't have any children anyway. So it doesn't matter. And they didn't say I won't be able to babysit children

EllaMlast year

Straight to the orphanage

Kiki_da_best3 months ago

win win

sasgusseglast year

Who care we have Adoption

Nannan2 years ago

I have decided to have no children so this is not to matter to me.

slenderman0611 months ago

i always wanted to have a family or at least adopt a kid

slenderman0611 months ago

JUST A BTW I AM SEVENTEEN

JulianaIsHerelast year

I will just adopt like I planned to anyway

LazotepLazaruslast year

Only upside? Yes please

yangwen6 months ago

我就不能领养一个孩子？

Evil_J2 months ago

No downside

Verysmartpersom9 months ago

*laughs in asexual*

nmsb12 months ago

反正有我哥

9962 months ago

好处说完了，坏处呢？

JPV8 months ago

and the downside???????

xinye2 years ago

刚好以免家产纠纷

EverywhereAtTheBoundsOfDarkness11 months ago

not a downside for me ngl

Fasa3142 years ago

I wont have anyway...

GBvX4 months ago

I guess many who did not press the button still want children?

4n0nym0us9 months ago

I can't have children doesn't mean I can't have sex

raindropsinthesnow11 months ago

already cant

Giao1last month

So I dont need condon

RBryanYT8 months ago

2 upsides moment

EnderRoseYT2 years ago

Okie

RaiderSteve2 years ago

I just annoying about take care of children

Maharid2 years ago

Where is the downside in this?

Legendary_underscore2 years ago

I never lose so if I have children il lose my virginity there fore ther is no down side

minecraftemerylast year

Nah I don't want children anyways and even if I did I could adopt. ez press 4 me

Kamelu_is_UwUlast year

no downside lol

Maharidlast year

Upside + Upside = PRESS!

pitbullnamedprincesslast year

You dont have to pay for condoms, so both are upsides!

FortyWithaUlast year

I think I'm going to pass, just because I want to have (biological) children in the future

Cheeeselast year

kids suck anyways

Ilovecheeselast year

Have kids before pressing the button…..

anonymoooselast year

um... adorption?

ThatCatByTheStreet2 years ago

DEAL BITCH

YoruichiShihouin11 months ago

I dont even want to have children

bydname10 months ago

🤓看不懂

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