Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

14951 (76%) 4629 (24%)

14951 (76%) people have pressed this button, while 4629 (24%) did not.

You will become the most successful person in the world, with health, happiness, fame, lovers and untold wealth

but

You can't have children.

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996 last year

好处说完了，坏处呢？

Thorium 6 months ago

不能传承

bentjornsen 2 years ago

win/win no son more money

Evil_J last year

It says you become, if you already have a kid (like us) they're still around. Joke's on them anyway *hugs my vasectomy)

Spoingus 2 years ago

adopt a toddler instead

FatShamer22 6 months ago

I will takwe him thanks

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Slimelol 3 years ago

Adoption?

JesusIsKing 2 years ago

thats what i was thinking

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PittyGamer 2 years ago

Win win situation

Maharid 2 years ago

DOUBLE PRO!!!

Nannan 3 years ago

I have decided to have no children so this is not to matter to me.

JulianaIsHere 2 years ago

I will just adopt like I planned to anyway

Shibbity 12 months ago

Oh well. That's a shame. But at least there's no unwanted pregnancies.

yangwen 2 years ago

我就不能领养一个孩子？

LazotepLazarus 3 years ago

Only upside? Yes please

Jhonnyzest 5 months ago

Adoption

Evil_J last year

No downside

Maharid 3 years ago

Upside + Upside = PRESS!

YoruichiShihouin 2 years ago

I dont even want to have children

fxsdx 10 months ago

但我可以领养一个

minecraftemery 3 years ago

Nah I don't want children anyways and even if I did I could adopt. ez press 4 me

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

*laughs in asexual*

nmsb 2 years ago

反正有我哥

meatloave 5 months ago

ive no interest in fame of any kind but im pretty happy with being an involved uncle.

pitbullnamedprincess 3 years ago

You dont have to pay for condoms, so both are upsides!

JPV 2 years ago

and the downside???????

xinye 3 years ago

刚好以免家产纠纷

Fasa314 3 years ago

I wont have anyway...

EverywhereAtTheBoundsOfDarkness 2 years ago

not a downside for me ngl

GoblinMan 8 months ago

https://willyoupressthebutton.com/Z5NCWz7

Kamelu_is_UwU 3 years ago

no downside lol

GBvX 2 years ago

I guess many who did not press the button still want children?

4n0nym0us 2 years ago

I can't have children doesn't mean I can't have sex

shaoyunb6666 last year

不，这意味着你的精子有问题

raindropsinthesnow 2 years ago

already cant

autismm 2 months ago

I don't take, but not because I want kids I just have anxiety and don't wanna be famous.

Giao1 last year

So I dont need condon

oldaccountidontusethis2 2 years ago

2 upsides moment

Maytrix 7 months ago

BAHHAGAHAHAHAHAHA! I ALREADY HAVE PCOS I CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN!!! BAHAHAHHAHA

Demon_Lord 2 years ago

Raise a disciple!!!

AlyxV 3 years ago

I don't want kids anyway lol

Jhett 3 years ago

Dude, this is like the most ideal shit.

Elli00000t 2 years ago

*laughs in asexual who doesn't want kids*

LinGuang 2 months ago

对我来说是好事，我本来就是一个不孕主义者

meatloave 2 years ago

Would have pressed the button but I do not want fame of any kind.

AndyMan11YT 2 years ago

Adoption, pets, and babysitting: allow us to introduce ourselves

Dr_Seagull last year

我完全可以去领养一个

PolandCannotIntoEarth 3 years ago

Just adopt!

leixing 2 years ago

病娇：这样也好，ta不会把心思放在孩子上了

BoredArtist 3 years ago

I won't have any children anyway. So it doesn't matter. And they didn't say I won't be able to babysit children

FatShamer22 6 months ago

Can i have parents instead?

EllaM 2 years ago

Straight to the orphanage

Kiki_da_best last year

win win

sasgusseg 3 years ago

Who care we have Adoption

masonlikesplanes 16 days ago

Bet bro, adoption

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