You become the best criminal ever to exist in the entire history of everything
but
Every time you do a successful robbery, you go down to the bar, and perform the entire music video of "Smooth Criminal" by Micheal Jackson
I will not


TohruAdachi19874 months ago
True!

Electromagnetalast year
Cops at the bar : "Ah shit, He did it again."

meandmyfandom9 years ago
I see no downside

DACAT7 years ago
Me neither
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coolerdogpond12last year
UMM DOWNSIDE??!?!?!?!?!

coolerdogpond12last year
i already got this one

mushyiscoollast year
You've been hit by, You've been hit by, a smooth criminal.

makujah8 years ago
I get to rob those who I deem "bad people" AAAND be cool as liquid nitrogen afterwards? Sign me the fuck up.

MrMind10 months ago
Agreed!

SuperHumansUnlimited8 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found

Poonut8 years ago
Gru

Thrdai8 years ago
So don’t use robbery as your crime of choice?

MNITIMMY9 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal?

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Because potato.
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Kohnarik7 years ago
I guess you could say there are two pros to being a con! I'll see myself out.

meatloave5 months ago
Don't let the door swat you on the ass
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AttackOnDeathNote8 years ago
I don't want to be a crimanal but it"s Micheal Jackson soooooo.

Just-Another-Fangirl7 years ago
Remind me, what is the downside?

PurpleMS4 years ago
There’s none

Darkthruster9 years ago
Wouldn't becoming the best criminal of everything mean you destroyed the universe? Would not press the button again

MinifoddaYT7 years ago
*NO*
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
How about the best cop.

Bossnuke9 years ago
I'm just singing, minding my own business... AND THE COPS ARE HEA

coolguyxy8 years ago
ERROR 303 NO DOWNSIDE FOUND

ayaka23337 months ago
bro,thats so cool!!

darkfox869 years ago
Oh my god yas

Oldiron_797 years ago
No downside

Franckylast year
Ah yes, my favorite combo: Committing crimes and then ending it up with a good ol' dance sequence

DragonSniper3849 years ago
THEY WILL FINE YOU EVENTUALLY

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
if you are the best criminal you will never get caught

VICIOUSspyder8 years ago
Holy %$#! yes.

TheMagician1318 years ago
Two words: yes, please.

vert3438 years ago
Screw robbery, hostages & ransoms ftw

Somebodyoncetoldmetheworldrulezme9 years ago
Thats a win win

Viccar03014 years ago
are you okay any!?

IceStorm5579 years ago
who wants to go to hell? people who clicked this button do

jshaw717 years ago
Why the hell not? Do a 14 minute performance after a big score, Yes I would

HyruleBall8 years ago
No downside

Emilyjones17 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal

Zst4587 years ago
For shits and giggles

AnzJaffa8 years ago
At least ill be a s m o o t h criminal

metaknight9 years ago
i see no downside

WhiteRabit8 years ago
🎶YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY YOU"VE BEEN STRUCKED BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL🎶

jufhrh284 years ago
no downside at all bruv

Avanaitor9 years ago
And? BIG DEAL!!

Vareidow8 years ago
I didn't know this was my dream but now it is.

Emma029 years ago
That sounds amazing

Walk_on_the_butter_road7 years ago
A way too long song

Mai-chan8 years ago
Where does the problem come in? ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................[Show full comment]

IceCreem8 years ago
Sounds good to me

NotSo9 years ago
Best criminal? I would just embezzle and not rob.

Wiseturt1e8 years ago
OW!

alyssaxdlast year
no downside

ChesiresFool9 years ago
Who would not press this! So awesome and hilarious haha!

LGBOUNCER8 years ago
Id do it because id hit the National Banks and live happily on the fortune

ioquirk4 years ago
My biggest crime would be to burn down Wall Street and telling all the stupid rich people to fuck off.

TheDRXD9 years ago
downside?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
they should have hillary clinton press this. then she"d have to do smooth criminal and it"d be hilarious. she"s already a criminal.

EnderHIM8 years ago
but a criminal who does the same action after robbing cannot be a very good one
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