You become the best criminal ever to exist in the entire history of everything
but
Every time you do a successful robbery, you go down to the bar, and perform the entire music video of "Smooth Criminal" by Micheal Jackson
I will not

meandmyfandom 10 years ago
I see no downside

DACAT 8 years ago
Me neither
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Electromagneta 2 years ago
Cops at the bar : "Ah shit, He did it again."

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
UMM DOWNSIDE??!?!?!?!?!

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
i already got this one

TohruAdachi1987 2 years ago
True!

makujah 10 years ago
I get to rob those who I deem "bad people" AAAND be cool as liquid nitrogen afterwards? Sign me the fuck up.

MrMind 2 years ago
Agreed!

mushyiscool 3 years ago
You've been hit by, You've been hit by, a smooth criminal.

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found

Poonut 10 years ago
Gru

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Because potato.
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Thrdai 9 years ago
So don’t use robbery as your crime of choice?

Kohnarik 8 years ago
I guess you could say there are two pros to being a con! I'll see myself out.

meatloave 2 years ago
Don't let the door swat you on the ass
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AttackOnDeathNote 9 years ago
I don't want to be a crimanal but it"s Micheal Jackson soooooo.

Just-Another-Fangirl 9 years ago
Remind me, what is the downside?

PurpleMS 5 years ago
There’s none

Darkthruster 10 years ago
Wouldn't becoming the best criminal of everything mean you destroyed the universe? Would not press the button again

MinifoddaYT 9 years ago
*NO*
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Kittenlover101 9 years ago
How about the best cop.

Bossnuke 10 years ago
I'm just singing, minding my own business... AND THE COPS ARE HEA

DorkGently 9 years ago
There is literally no downside to this

the-precious-cinnamon-roll 10 years ago
YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY YOU"VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

PoloMartino 4 years ago
Win-win.

Zhykvar 10 years ago
who sais i would make a robbery

glaringparrot44 10 years ago
No downsside here

Brizzle 7 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

razorsimon 9 years ago
no downside oh wait i cant dance crap

EikichiKuwabara 8 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found.

Ifredward 9 years ago
Gta V but without dying millions of times (and then dance sequence)

aafusyfidrdoftitd last year
所以,没有代价?

ChillyChelly 10 years ago
*Puts on leotard* WHO'S GONNA JOIN ME?

AeroPrior 10 years ago
I fail to see the downside

MyNameIsBond 3 years ago
Downside please.

RKO 10 years ago
Worthit

ninjawarriorjosh 6 years ago
I see no downside

kk1234 10 years ago
If im the best criminal that, to me, is implying that im a good criminal. Soo basically robin hood?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
I.DONT.CARE.

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago
There is no downside as the creator of this dilemma misspelled Michael, and there is no song called Smooth Criminal by Micheal Jackson

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago
yes there is a song called smooth criminal search it up
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SaltyShino 9 years ago
heck yes

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago
Where's the downside

Zst458 8 years ago
No downside

lilduderm 2 years ago
there is no downside to this, this is just something i would casually do if i became a robber in real life

GamerHysterical 10 years ago
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE MICHEAL JACKSON!!!!!!!

Spaghettidolphin 9 years ago
If you are so good, then everyone would know who you are and will track you down

Amazingcat30 5 years ago
Your not wrong

Mea 9 years ago
I would so do that!!!!!!!😛

BiGB 9 years ago
so your telling me i get money fame and "the kids"

KratosTheGodOfWar234 8 years ago
LOL

ovaljudes1234 10 years ago
I love Smooth Criminal. No downside here.

Mr.Goober 3 years ago
I don't see no downside

Celia Ace 10 years ago
Downside?

Snow-Flake 9 years ago
I love it

Sunshinesun 8 years ago
WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE A CRIMINAL NO UPSIDE

Zst458 8 years ago
Fun, for fun

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
No downside

Novice 6 months ago
oh hell yeah what's the downside?

Ssssi 10 years ago
The best criminals is in jail for a life time or a year
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