You become the best criminal ever to exist in the entire history of everything
but
Every time you do a successful robbery, you go down to the bar, and perform the entire music video of "Smooth Criminal" by Micheal Jackson
I will not

meandmyfandom 11 years ago
I see no downside

DACAT 8 years ago
Me neither
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Electromagneta 2 years ago
Cops at the bar : "Ah shit, He did it again."

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
UMM DOWNSIDE??!?!?!?!?!

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
i already got this one

makujah 10 years ago
I get to rob those who I deem "bad people" AAAND be cool as liquid nitrogen afterwards? Sign me the fuck up.

MrMind 2 years ago
Agreed!

TohruAdachi1987 2 years ago
True!

mushyiscool 3 years ago
You've been hit by, You've been hit by, a smooth criminal.

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found

Poonut 10 years ago
Gru

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Because potato.
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Thrdai 9 years ago
So don’t use robbery as your crime of choice?

Kohnarik 9 years ago
I guess you could say there are two pros to being a con! I'll see myself out.

meatloave 2 years ago
Don't let the door swat you on the ass
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AttackOnDeathNote 9 years ago
I don't want to be a crimanal but it"s Micheal Jackson soooooo.

Just-Another-Fangirl 9 years ago
Remind me, what is the downside?

PurpleMS 5 years ago
There’s none

Darkthruster 11 years ago
Wouldn't becoming the best criminal of everything mean you destroyed the universe? Would not press the button again

MinifoddaYT 9 years ago
*NO*
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Kittenlover101 9 years ago
How about the best cop.

Bossnuke 10 years ago
I'm just singing, minding my own business... AND THE COPS ARE HEA

JSermersheim 10 years ago
Sounds dope

Finnasauras 6 years ago
error 404: no downside found

red344 11 years ago
and a fedora to make me epic

OnePunch 9 years ago
Why wouldn't I press it?

Ipressstuff 8 years ago
I press the button gently...... nothing happens cause of no downside

Greg Jonson 10 years ago
If you're ashamed to perform that in front of people, just steal your own bar (since you're the greatest thief ever) and stop anyone from coming inside.

coolguyxy 9 years ago
ERROR 303 NO DOWNSIDE FOUND

ayaka2333 2 years ago
bro,thats so cool!!

darkfox86 10 years ago
Oh my god yas

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
No downside

Francky 3 years ago
Ah yes, my favorite combo: Committing crimes and then ending it up with a good ol' dance sequence

DragonSniper384 10 years ago
THEY WILL FINE YOU EVENTUALLY

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
if you are the best criminal you will never get caught

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
Holy %$#! yes.

TheMagician131 10 years ago
Two words: yes, please.

vert343 9 years ago
Screw robbery, hostages & ransoms ftw

Somebodyoncetoldmetheworldrulezme 10 years ago
Thats a win win

Viccar0301 6 years ago
are you okay any!?

IceStorm557 10 years ago
who wants to go to hell? people who clicked this button do

jshaw71 9 years ago
Why the hell not? Do a 14 minute performance after a big score, Yes I would

HyruleBall 9 years ago
No downside

Emilyjones1 9 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal

Zst458 8 years ago
For shits and giggles

AnzJaffa 10 years ago
At least ill be a s m o o t h criminal

metaknight 10 years ago
i see no downside

WhiteRabit 10 years ago
🎶YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY YOU"VE BEEN STRUCKED BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL🎶

jufhrh28 5 years ago
no downside at all bruv

Avanaitor 11 years ago
And? BIG DEAL!!

Vareidow 9 years ago
I didn't know this was my dream but now it is.

Walk_on_the_butter_road 8 years ago
A way too long song

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Where does the problem come in? ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... [Show full comment]

Emma02 10 years ago
That sounds amazing

IceCreem 9 years ago
Sounds good to me

NotSo 10 years ago
Best criminal? I would just embezzle and not rob.

alyssaxd 3 years ago
no downside

ChesiresFool 10 years ago
Who would not press this! So awesome and hilarious haha!
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