You become the best criminal ever to exist in the entire history of everything
but
Every time you do a successful robbery, you go down to the bar, and perform the entire music video of "Smooth Criminal" by Micheal Jackson
I will not

meandmyfandom 10 years ago
I see no downside

DACAT 8 years ago
Me neither
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Electromagneta 2 years ago
Cops at the bar : "Ah shit, He did it again."

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
UMM DOWNSIDE??!?!?!?!?!

coolerdogpond12 3 years ago
i already got this one

TohruAdachi1987 2 years ago
True!

makujah 10 years ago
I get to rob those who I deem "bad people" AAAND be cool as liquid nitrogen afterwards? Sign me the fuck up.

MrMind 2 years ago
Agreed!

mushyiscool 3 years ago
You've been hit by, You've been hit by, a smooth criminal.

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago
Error 404: Downside not found

Poonut 10 years ago
Gru

MNITIMMY 10 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Because potato.
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Thrdai 9 years ago
So don’t use robbery as your crime of choice?

Kohnarik 9 years ago
I guess you could say there are two pros to being a con! I'll see myself out.

meatloave 2 years ago
Don't let the door swat you on the ass
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AttackOnDeathNote 9 years ago
I don't want to be a crimanal but it"s Micheal Jackson soooooo.

Just-Another-Fangirl 9 years ago
Remind me, what is the downside?

PurpleMS 5 years ago
There’s none

Darkthruster 11 years ago
Wouldn't becoming the best criminal of everything mean you destroyed the universe? Would not press the button again

MinifoddaYT 9 years ago
*NO*
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Kittenlover101 9 years ago
How about the best cop.

Bossnuke 10 years ago
I'm just singing, minding my own business... AND THE COPS ARE HEA

vert343 9 years ago
Screw robbery, hostages & ransoms ftw

Somebodyoncetoldmetheworldrulezme 10 years ago
Thats a win win

Viccar0301 6 years ago
are you okay any!?

IceStorm557 10 years ago
who wants to go to hell? people who clicked this button do

jshaw71 8 years ago
Why the hell not? Do a 14 minute performance after a big score, Yes I would

HyruleBall 9 years ago
No downside

metaknight 10 years ago
i see no downside

Emilyjones1 9 years ago
Why would I want to be a criminal

Zst458 8 years ago
For shits and giggles

AnzJaffa 10 years ago
At least ill be a s m o o t h criminal

Vareidow 9 years ago
I didn't know this was my dream but now it is.

WhiteRabit 10 years ago
🎶YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY YOU"VE BEEN STRUCKED BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL🎶

jufhrh28 5 years ago
no downside at all bruv

Avanaitor 10 years ago
And? BIG DEAL!!

Emma02 10 years ago
That sounds amazing

Walk_on_the_butter_road 8 years ago
A way too long song

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Where does the problem come in? ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... [Show full comment]

IceCreem 9 years ago
Sounds good to me

NotSo 10 years ago
Best criminal? I would just embezzle and not rob.

Wiseturt1e 10 years ago
OW!

alyssaxd 3 years ago
no downside

ChesiresFool 10 years ago
Who would not press this! So awesome and hilarious haha!

LGBOUNCER 9 years ago
Id do it because id hit the National Banks and live happily on the fortune

ioquirk 6 years ago
My biggest crime would be to burn down Wall Street and telling all the stupid rich people to fuck off.

TheDRXD 10 years ago
downside?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
they should have hillary clinton press this. then she"d have to do smooth criminal and it"d be hilarious. she"s already a criminal.

EnderHIM 9 years ago
but a criminal who does the same action after robbing cannot be a very good one

seb 10 years ago
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loopholes_are_my_shit 8 years ago
What’s the downside?

TheDecent 2 years ago
I see nothing wrong

AurthurFrUKingKirkland 10 years ago
Downside?

Hacko 9 years ago
If I can see him,whatever......

CodyMac 9 years ago
Twice

DorkGently 9 years ago
There is literally no downside to this

the-precious-cinnamon-roll 10 years ago
YOU"VE BEEN HIT BY YOU"VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
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