Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

good thing that will happen #5643636366367: the downside of the button is negated

awesomewave 2 years ago

uh no downside?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

DrDraackle 2 months ago

i know a bit of hemomancy, i can infuse your soul into your blood and create an artificial human body for you

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Rice Cake Man 11 years ago

Everything that is possibly good... like the earth NOT GETTING WIPED OUT. Think about this for a second.

5327857 9 years ago

but you arent earth, it says the best things will only happend to YOU not to the earth.

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Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

So, everyone gets miraciously revived afterwards ?

John Beadoth 13 years ago

soooo... I'll get married and have children, my business will be a roaring success, I will make billions of dollars, I will find spiritual enlightenment, and i will live out my days in complete and utter happiness without anyone around? dosn't really make sense...

BeepleDeeple 8 years ago

*thing

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sastcl2133w 10 years ago

Paradox Anything that is possibly good involves having kids and having lots of hot sex and watching new porn everyday which means people have to be around

TinaLucia 4 years ago

@tricky yeah totally and you know how much raising a kid costs?

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SemiIsback 8 years ago

YAY! FINALLY SOME PEACE AND QUIET WITH MY MONEY! I CAN ACTUALLY THINK oh wait

Starslinger 9 years ago

Transfer consciousness into a robot body, build AI"s with more robot bodies, rebuild "humanity" and you get the idea.

skullpic4 9 years ago

simple: kill yourself

Sp3llcasterr 7 years ago

Anything good happening - no need. The button will do it for you.

RoxasOblivionSlayer 9 years ago

BTW, does anyone notice that if you press someone"s account name it says that they have been a member for 2017 years?

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

That"s because everyone is secretely Immortal and they have all lied to you your entire life.

Error0101 11 years ago

BUT THEN HOW WILL I GET A BLOWJOB OR LAID

Nomnom360 9 years ago

Who cares?!?!?! I will become the Kinggggggg of the world!!!!

Tintoe 4 years ago

King of what people?

Jacob Glenn 13 years ago

Worth it. Earth needs a reboot.

RGPZ 8 years ago

I Agree

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Joseph Kirkpatrick 13 years ago

Where's the downside?

Tobias Pfandzelter 13 years ago

These are both the same.

Edgelord McGee 10 years ago

Find a cure from the all good part. Didn't really think this through, did you? I don't really like humans, but I would want to save the ones like the people who invented those glasses that let colorblind people see normal colors.

johnny gat that sort of right guy 11 years ago

ERRRRRRRRRRRR

Meitnerium 10 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button. Whoops, sorry :3

weegee362 3 months ago

а найти еще одного выжившего человека(желательно девушку) это тоже самое лучшее что может случится

Monkeysgt 11 years ago

LOOPHOLE SUDDENLY I TURN BACK IN TIME AND EARTH DIDN'T WIPE OUT BY A CONTAGION;D

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago

How is that good?

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

this contradicts itself

Nour 11 years ago

My 'possibly good thing' is that every good person on the planet stays alive and every bad person dies and of course after that my wishes

EmperorBillybobTheThirteenthEBBTT 9 years ago

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Wolfswift 11 years ago

So the earth not being wiped out by contagion is good right? Why would it not happen to me?

Natquestions 10 years ago

So I'll find a cure before everybody dies?

gennerx 11 years ago

Everything good happening would involve not living in a post apocalyptic world.

57books 8 years ago

Everything I want AND genocide? What’s the downside of this, seriously? We’re all ruining the planet anyway.

Alec Brimer 13 years ago

Void no explanation needed.

Ryan2000 11 years ago

Seems like a win win to me

RedstoneActive 8 years ago

Um...

splooge bob 10 years ago

So basically i am legend?

RizeKamishiro 10 years ago

But I'm not human

the smart one 11 years ago

if everything good happens agound one and that everything else dies isnt good then how does it make sence :/

I Like Music 11 years ago

But how fast is the Earth wiped out?

Evil_J 5 years ago

I repopulate the world with nothing but attractive women until the next generation of my spawn!

Devonbolster 12 years ago

Yes I can have.alien sex

Mrawesome321c 9 years ago

Everything good includes they only died for a millisecond and Then came back to life

CryoStep 8 years ago

Paradox as fuck omg

Sam Hendriks 13 years ago

i become a mutant capable of genetic modification and cloning. problem solved

Ipoopsometimes 10 years ago

One of the good thing is the contagion misses lolololol

Poopmoop 11 years ago

Have the good to be all people back on earth

FlareFreeze 10 years ago

I see no downside plus there will still be animals to keep u company

54MF 2 months ago

The true problem is how to define "good", is being the last human to be torture by loneliness is somehow "good", just because you survive?

cactusguy2013 11 years ago

But the earth getting wiped out isn't a good thing so it won't happen?

Anonumous 9 years ago

Just kill yourself when your loved ones are killed. Then humankind is over. BOOM

keenan 11 years ago

No never my girlfriend will go N.E.V.E.R E.V.E.R

Soviet_gun 3 years ago

Then If that works, everyone else would come back!

oldnotweak 11 years ago

i somehow resurrect everyone i would deem to be a good person.

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