Will You Press The Button?

IAmSoSmrt3 months ago

I pressed the button! Oh no everyone is dead! Oh wait, My entire family and everyone I knew came back to life! I see no problems with this

minimegaman09010 months ago

good thing that will happen #5643636366367: the downside of the button is negated

awesomewave11 months ago

uh no downside?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

carmenwinsteadlast year

I will help you turn back

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Rice Cake Man9 years ago

Everything that is possibly good... like the earth NOT GETTING WIPED OUT. Think about this for a second.

53278578 years ago

but you arent earth, it says the best things will only happend to YOU not to the earth.

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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

So, everyone gets miraciously revived afterwards ?

SemiIsback7 years ago

YAY! FINALLY SOME PEACE AND QUIET WITH MY MONEY! I CAN ACTUALLY THINK oh wait

sastcl2133w9 years ago

Paradox Anything that is possibly good involves having kids and having lots of hot sex and watching new porn everyday which means people have to be around

TinaLucia2 years ago

@tricky yeah totally and you know how much raising a kid costs?

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Starslinger7 years ago

Transfer consciousness into a robot body, build AI"s with more robot bodies, rebuild "humanity" and you get the idea.

skullpic48 years ago

simple: kill yourself

Sp3llcasterr5 years ago

Anything good happening - no need. The button will do it for you.

RoxasOblivionSlayer8 years ago

BTW, does anyone notice that if you press someone"s account name it says that they have been a member for 2017 years?

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

That"s because everyone is secretely Immortal and they have all lied to you your entire life.

John Beadoth12 years ago

soooo... I'll get married and have children, my business will be a roaring success, I will make billions of dollars, I will find spiritual enlightenment, and i will live out my days in complete and utter happiness without anyone around? dosn't really make sense...

BeepleDeeple7 years ago

*thing

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Error01019 years ago

BUT THEN HOW WILL I GET A BLOWJOB OR LAID

Nomnom3608 years ago

Who cares?!?!?! I will become the Kinggggggg of the world!!!!

Tintoe2 years ago

King of what people?

Jacob Glenn12 years ago

Worth it. Earth needs a reboot.

RGPZ7 years ago

I Agree

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Joseph Kirkpatrick12 years ago

Where's the downside?

Tobias Pfandzelter12 years ago

These are both the same.

MayonaiseMan7 years ago

But only "real" good thing happen through human interaction

Trey Cooper12 years ago

but everything that is possibly good happens to me...

Albert_Eienstein8 years ago

Kewl

Aferaiden9 years ago

its good that i randomly found a time machine and traveled back in time to before i pressed the button so i can live in peace :)

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

Loophole, it not happening is good, so it will not happen.

mbibjnh7 years ago

I don't die but do I get hurt

hoclast year

💀bro you can just have a dream

TotallyAnonymous9 years ago

If everything that is possibly good happens to you, then how is the extinction of the human race (except for one person), a good thing?

The Boeing Kid9 years ago

zombies!

TeamKobus28 years ago

Now i know this i will get my blood tested and when said contagion comes, rich people will be vaccinated too

DragonGoatDuck9 years ago

Every thing good means I could make a homunculus. (Man made dude)

I_LIKE_TOAST6 years ago

I find a way to cure the contagion and clone versions of dead people. FIXED.

Orla11 years ago

Then everything good wouldn't happen? Or everyone would just come back?

Turtle Storm9 years ago

Marry animals

thesmallpotatounicorn7 years ago

I fine with being alone

Frisk_Genocide_LV199 years ago

I think one of those good things would be the human race not dying out

KeyserMC9 years ago

I have fucking tourettes, this is my dream

Genuine9 years ago

I wouldn't like to be all alone.

Rachel Rivera9 years ago

NO WAY!!!!!!!!

jufhrh284 years ago

i will be happy no matter what even if the earth got wiped out

Addsey10 years ago

I take its a good thing that The earth is wiped out by a contagion, and you are the last surviving human then?

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

The last one isn't good, so it won't happen. Oh well *whistling into happy life*

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

so the but comfirms the first one for me, i am of corse considering the fact that they're be enough eletricity left for just me

K-Dawn8 years ago

Wait, which of these happens first?

littlestars9 years ago

i could stop the earth and people from death with nice energy duh

ThatCook 9 years ago

A good thing to happen to me is to have friends LOOOOOPHOLE

Descioba7 years ago

Earth needs a start over anyway

someboredidiotlast year

I mean... it technically didn't say when...

WTFcomment9 years ago

Loopholes.. Revive human race become a hero that'sa good thing

Free-Bird8 years ago

Pffft. I would send my family, friends, peers, and others I find respectable to a conveniently hospitable planet elsewhere. I'll wipe out the politicians.

oldnotweak9 years ago

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LoopholeCupcake8 years ago

So one thing that is good is everyone surviving...

enderkid the muse of hope 9 years ago

the earth getting wiped out and you being the last human isnt a good thing so loophole

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