You will become irresistible, invincible, and immortal
but
You will never again experience the wonderful taste of bacon.
I will not


minimegaman09010 months ago
i refuse to be immortal

Verysmartpersom4 months ago
indeed

DaRealConMan3 years ago
*laughs in vegetarian*

GradyGrady9 years ago
Being immortal would suck. Doing nothing but float around in space when the world ends would be torture

Shadrarlast year
Being immortal wouldn’t suck, don’t you know that you’ll eventually reach another planet ? In case you think the universe is gonna end at one point,probably,but in the same way another universe will be created if you wait long enough.
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amazingsauce3 years ago
muslim so I dont care lol

electrogame9 years ago
I DONT WANT TO LIVE FOR EVER

Toningfiddle7 years ago
Cause I know I’ll be living in pain

Pp77enel8 years ago
I hate bacon

Ben Scrannage12 years ago
I don't even eat bacon that much.

seniorfh3 years ago
same
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O9PsychoSniper5 years ago
I don't even like bacon so it"s a win win for me

122483788 years ago
I'm a vegetarian

Gamity8 years ago
What if you"re a vegetarian?

DanielBrah138 years ago
Bacon isn't even that good. What"s the downside?

Teigan7 years ago
I hate bacon. So it"s a win win for me

TreyHumphrey7 years ago
Eh, I wouldn't call bacon "wonderful".😒

RGPZ7 years ago
I Don't Eat Bacon Shut Up Ppl At Least I Eat Pork

RGPZ7 years ago
Well I'm Not Someone Who Uses Grammer On Websites Like This So Am Good Thx
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Argent327 years ago
DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BACON!!!

BOSS-MAN7 years ago
I'm not allowed to eat bacon its in my religon

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
what is it with the internet's fucking bacon fetish

RazorStudios4 years ago
America
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Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago
Haha. vegetarian. win/win.

Astronomical7 years ago
Found the vegan
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rd_782999198 years ago
1. i hate bacon (dont judge) 2. Invincible and immortal are the same thing

Toningfiddle7 years ago
I hate you and I’m judging hard Real hard

TeamKobus28 years ago
Uhm... upside and downside are mixed..

ishipphantoomuch8 years ago
i hate bacon

Hogee129 years ago
Why does everyone think immortality is so great! It's NOT!

Unknown19409 years ago
Im muslim, I don't eat pork anyways.

Choco bar9 years ago
There is no life without bacon I believe in no god but if there was one that would be my hell alive with no bacon

John Cenna9 years ago
I hate bacon soooooo....

Toningfiddle7 years ago
Everything is wrong with hating bacon and why did he put cenna if he knew it was cena huh
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Dk_the_gr89 years ago
I don't eat bacon, but being immortal must suck

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
the number of commenters who claim not to like bacon, Is too damn high

Mindblowew6565 years ago
I'm also muslim*
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Cristher Gamayo12 years ago
Good thing I'm a vegetarian! XD

Migdin18 years ago
I feel bad for you not knowing the taste of bacon...
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Richie Rowland12 years ago
Bacon is overrated.

Migdin18 years ago
WHAT BACON IS LIFE BACON IS LOVE!!!
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Corey Mantell12 years ago
I like fried chicken more...

Rhys A Davies12 years ago
im not a fan of bacon

Migdin18 years ago
YOURE NOT A HUMAN!!!
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Bryan Scott Varney12 years ago
a new study suggests that bacon can lower male fertility and verility

Mastermaxie9 years ago
Throw that study in the trash and burn your trash because bacon is the best.

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
its a fair trade off

Kyles Rustici12 years ago
Vegetarian, jokes in you ;)

Madi Celeste12 years ago
I don't even like bacon so there's no downside

BluefiremarkII8 years ago
NOT BACON!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT MY BACON!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memer9 years ago
F__k bacon

dragon ball9 years ago
I am clapping XD im thinking like nooooooooo bacon I didn't actually think this many people agreed

Erizelda8 years ago
I never had bacon, so for me it isn't a downside.

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Buzianolast year
Me in lore questions I have te power of time travel too so I can time travel

Shockwave9298 years ago
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Blood of Gaea9 years ago
The fuck, you lose the task of one type of food, for that powerup? Who the hell was stupid enough to say no.

Hagar_Toledo9 years ago
sorry but in israel we dont eat bacon

Eeet4 years ago
Haha Muslim powers

Mr_Flub_Kyler9 years ago
Oh well

LivingT0mb5t0n39 years ago
So what, I still have cupcakes and cookies.

GRACW3 years ago
i dont eat bacon

Akam14988 years ago
Bacon is banned in my country

Badusername20009 years ago
I like bacon but I could deal with not having it.
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