Will You Press The Button?

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago

1)sell shitty car 2)open gas company 3) sell cheap gas 4)hire personal driver 5) buy sexy vehicle 6) donate to charities 7) profit ;)

Shinynoodle8 months ago

real

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KittandHerbie7 years ago

I love cars, so I see no downside, I would just buy other cars, repair them, and fulfill my dreams of having a garge full of cars I can work on.

itsamy9 years ago

"pinto" means "dick" in my first language, that alone is the worst possible downside ever, so no thank you

TheWolf278 years ago

Ford Pintos were 🐂💩

Rexina7 years ago

I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

Curtis Plante12 years ago

if it works good and won't fall apart then will do

Hyltran2 years ago

It will make life a bit more complicated the car will not have Bluetooth and USB ports. And it will be a bit less comfortable than a modern can because it will not have AC, electric window openers and cruise control and so on. And it will be more difficult...[Show full comment]

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DeadlyAssassin8 years ago

Just bring it to a shop and get it repaired and repainted.....

yurio8 years ago

I.. dont drive??

Lesliejones8 years ago

Can't I just paint my car after I get it?

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

No it must be vomit green.

GamingSimon9 years ago

"You have to drive an incredibly beaten up and abused Ford Pinto, painted vomit green for the rest of your life" People read this once more before saying "Lets sell it or repaint it" If you think deep as me. You have to drive it at all time. You're n...[Show full comment]

D_YellowMadness7 months ago

That would be against the rules. If you have to drive what it described, that means you can't change it, at least not without losing access to free gasoline.

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Kyle Freeman12 years ago

awesome so i get a car and free gas

Jordan Muller12 years ago

Pintos were decomisioned because an issue with the engine combined with door locks that didnt work caused people to be trapped inside their car when it burst into flame and burned them alive. not worth the gas, trust me

Sarah Cox12 years ago

I could just repaint the car... Or sell it. Which might give me enough money to buy something better!

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

No it must be vomit green. And you can't buy new car.

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WhovianGirl20009 years ago

I don't drive

Cutely_Cool7 years ago

I don't drive, HA

iam2cool4u10 years ago

make a kit car on its chassis

apersonthingy8 years ago

Get infinite gas, sell said gas cheaper than gas stations, but limo, hire driver. Win.

NikLMann7 years ago

Mind how this is written: it means you wouldn't be able to stop driving it! Monkey paw!!!

animalz11 years ago

@Michael The Pinto's legacy was affected by media controversy and legal cases surrounding the safety of its fuel tank design, a recall of the car in 1978, and a later study examining actual incident data that concluded the Pinto was as safe as, or safer th...[Show full comment]

Karis8 years ago

Gasoline is so 2015. I would rather have a Tesla

Giraffegirl17 years ago

SHUT UP WITH THE Tesla SHIT THIS IS THE 5TH COMMENT ABOUT GETTING A FLIPPING Tesla.

puppy9 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPPPPEEEEEE I AM A FUCKING GIRL

Complex9 years ago

Sell the infinite amounts of gasoline, ride airplanes for long distances, buses and tram for medium distances. sideside?

Tam2TamMan2 years ago

horhorhorhorhorhorhorhorhorhor

arley8610 years ago

free gas man

JaxonCooper8 years ago

It can still be vomit green...but that wont stop me from painting over it

Michael Spencer Leaf12 years ago

I assume none of you uncultured fucks know why you should ever set foot in a PINTO.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Fix it up & give it a paint job, problem solved.

Dunno10 years ago

Bycicles

FelipeTozzi8 years ago

You cam give fuel to your family or sell it and it says you can only DRIVE the ford pinto

SleepL3ssKnight9 years ago

I can fix it and change the color

ConnorTron30008 years ago

Get it fixed and if you dont like the colour get a paint job. Might cost a bit but you'll have more money without having to pay for gasoline.

53NP419 years ago

You can repair it...

ImAMurderer7 years ago

Get ya bro Marco to fix that baby and re paint, PROBLEM SOLVED

oldnotweak10 years ago

never said i couldnt modify that thing into a flying car design

Ridley5 months ago

"You have to drive for the rest of your life" I couldnt even use the upside id just starve of die of exhaustion

auditour39 years ago

i could just drive an electric

AlexMahaney8 years ago

Didn't say you can't sell it

Shafie12119 years ago

Heyy atleast i can sell those gasoline for money

Alex Wood12 years ago

If it goes then yes!

fazbear79 years ago

Paint job plz!!ðŸ˜Ž

mrbuck8324 years ago

i could resell the gas and make so much money

Dragonbreath578010 years ago

You could fix it then spray paint it

likewha9 years ago

everithing is free yey

Killer_mattress7 years ago

It doesn't matter what car your in as long as the car is payed for and wont fall into peices

Fluffykitty10 years ago

sure. as long as it gets me somewhere

WaffleDrugs8 years ago

Eh gas isn't that bad, and we will all drive electric ones eventually anyway

Generic-edgelord7 years ago

Jokes on you green is my favorite color

HiddenRealm11 years ago

Don't care, I'm rich.

Hamistagan8 years ago

dont drive sell the free gas then buy a plane

Jfthemasta9 years ago

i dont give a f***! at least i got gas

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