You have free gasoline for life
but
You have to drive an incredibly beaten up and abused Ford Pinto, painted vomit green for the rest of your life
I will not

Ridley 2 years ago
"You have to drive for the rest of your life" I couldnt even use the upside id just starve of die of exhaustion

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago
1)sell shitty car 2)open gas company 3) sell cheap gas 4)hire personal driver 5) buy sexy vehicle 6) donate to charities 7) profit ;)

Shinynoodle 2 years ago
real
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KittandHerbie 8 years ago
I love cars, so I see no downside, I would just buy other cars, repair them, and fulfill my dreams of having a garge full of cars I can work on.

itsamy 11 years ago
"pinto" means "dick" in my first language, that alone is the worst possible downside ever, so no thank you

TheWolf27 10 years ago
Ford Pintos were πŸ‚πŸ’©

Curtis Plante 13 years ago
if it works good and won't fall apart then will do

Hyltran 3 years ago
It will make life a bit more complicated the car will not have Bluetooth and USB ports. And it will be a bit less comfortable than a modern can because it will not have AC, electric window openers and cruise control and so on. And it will be more difficult... [Show full comment]
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Rexina 9 years ago
I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT

DeadlyAssassin 9 years ago
Just bring it to a shop and get it repaired and repainted.....

yurio 9 years ago
I.. dont drive??

Lesliejones 10 years ago
Can't I just paint my car after I get it?

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
No it must be vomit green.

GamingSimon 10 years ago
"You have to drive an incredibly beaten up and abused Ford Pinto, painted vomit green for the rest of your life" People read this once more before saying "Lets sell it or repaint it" If you think deep as me. You have to drive it at all time. You're n... [Show full comment]

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago
That would be against the rules. If you have to drive what it described, that means you can't change it, at least not without losing access to free gasoline.
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Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
awesome so i get a car and free gas

Jordan Muller 13 years ago
Pintos were decomisioned because an issue with the engine combined with door locks that didnt work caused people to be trapped inside their car when it burst into flame and burned them alive. not worth the gas, trust me

Sarah Cox 13 years ago
I could just repaint the car... Or sell it. Which might give me enough money to buy something better!

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
No it must be vomit green. And you can't buy new car.
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Dotty potatoes 11 years ago
Why does my comment say rn loads?Γ°ΕΈΛœβ€™

Bagger-BK 8 years ago
Unlimited gasoline??? Make a company Sell it Make another company Develop a better way of transportation Be filthy rich

Killer_mattress 8 years ago
That"s where you are wrong your thinking about money like all the other people who said no it is everyone"s dream to have free gas so how old are you five?

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

hihello111 10 years ago
i dont have a car. sooo free car a gasoline baby. there is also such thing as painting and doing up your car lol

Tautauchev7 9 years ago
I could drive around town yelling "HOBO MOBILE, BITCHES!!"

Maggie 12 years ago
I only have to drive it until I sell it for scrap metal.

Jeremy 11 10 years ago
Great job and I

thedocatlas last year
these buttons that say "you have to drive" probably mean the only car i can drive, but a literal interpretation is that i have to drive it for the rest of my life. doing anything except driving this car such as eating and sleeping becomes impossible

dr d0ge 11 years ago
repair it with the saved gas money

Mysticgohan45 10 years ago
Fix it up at a mechanic paint it also never said u couldnt

A_Person8 4 years ago
Sell the some of the gasoline for money and pay someone to fix the car

redddit 11 years ago
im getting money for the gasoline that means.... i get to take a 2020 ferrari which no one has yet!!!!!!!!!

Tatchoothegreat 9 years ago
I would say no because im making a youtube group instead.

Giraffegirl1 8 years ago
Im going to California with... I dont want to say his name. BTW i am a girl, sooo...

K0wzrtastee 8 years ago
πŸš—+free β›½=☺

Muåi 11 years ago
What's the deal with "Did you enjoy this dillemma?" Is "like" when i am confident about my answer, and "dislike" Is when I have av real hard time deciding?

The_Bean_Lord 9 years ago
So I have to infinitely drive a shity vehicle which won't run out of gas? Upside?

FoxDaSasha 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Christy_duh 12 years ago
I don't care, I'm broke

thunderbird01 11 years ago
Keep collecting gas and then sell it for a better car

Hieywiey 9 years ago
Just get a Tesla dipshits.

YoloYester 3 years ago
If it works, that’s the only thing that matters.

Spartan A716 11 years ago
dsoen't say anything about not being able to repair and improve it or repaint it

AlphaGodith 9 years ago
if it works and is free i don't care what it looks like

Alex Bardall 13 years ago
I'd just sell the gas cheap make a fortune

Mcalainaw 6 years ago
Am I the only one that only thought πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯with the gasoline until they read the comments??

DKoszyk1128 11 years ago
I dont have driving lessons

Jackel 9 years ago
Use gasoline to accidentally burn the car

Kanaya.Maryam 11 years ago
Green Is Not A Creative Color

Dinorex 10 years ago
Burn gasoline cause why not also doesn't say that others can't drive for me 😁

Silverwolf44 11 years ago
This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 5... [Show full comment]

DasJoosh 10 years ago
Die. In a FUCKING. HOLE.
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Z0m41e 8 years ago
Totally worth the free gasoline

ahhpushitpupushitrealgood 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Agori 5 months ago
As an Australian right now, free gasoline YES YES YES no matter what

Werner 11 years ago
If it would be free energie [E-Car], I would have pressed it.

oliviaruiz 9 years ago
Who LIKES THAT

Coolguy246 12 years ago
Rebuild it into a Bugatti.
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