Will You Press The Button?

Corbioss9 years ago

So Im a rich badass cyborg that can live forever. Done and done.

Dark_Hunter977 years ago

Lol

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horrible person9 years ago

Corruption in my... Hardware? I'm no tech genius, but isn't it SOFTWARE that can be corrupted?

icecreamsoft10 months ago

shut up dude

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leweirdo9 years ago

plese don't make my HARDware onto SOFTware.

Baughg18 years ago

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nog-cocobutter9 years ago

i will be a rich gaming immortal cyborg , SUCK IT BITCHES !

ErdoS9 years ago

Do i have to stay away from rain?

Xx-Sky-xX5 years ago

I would guess that your cybernetic limbs would be waterproof with the money you get.

potatobutt9 years ago

DOWNSIDE ???

Fudge7 years ago

love ur pic

MAGICMILKMAN 4609 years ago

Video game check,successful check,FREAKING ROBOT LIMBS CHECK.

TheGuyWithaCookie9 years ago

have a toe replaced no worries there

Baughg18 years ago

Id have everything but my head replaced ill be so badass

Thebuttonguys7 years ago

Replace my nose or whatever

Lord-Blumiere7 years ago

The most perfect loophole, because the nose is apart of your body and it said only to replace one peice of your body

Reecekoopa7 years ago

You are immortal so can’t die and if you robotics get broken you have all the money in the world so it can just be fixed again. DUH!!!

Ichthyosaur10 years ago

So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

TheFangSome138 years ago

Presses button, becomes part Data, never failing hardware

SajFlatter8 years ago

I never asked for this

asome9 years ago

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shylah 9 years ago

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dragonrider28929 years ago

make one fleck of hair robotic then rip it out problem solved

TheRealMudkip139 years ago

or u know, HAVE AN EPIC ROBOT ARM THAT WOULD LOOK BADASS AS F*CK

george009 years ago

WE ROBOTS WILL RISE ..

pankake9 years ago

Who said no? Screw humanity! Videogames for da win

Soupah Mario9 years ago

APERTURE SCIENCE. WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN As long as the robot looks near perfectly humanoid.

73Shellder10 years ago

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Hardware's easy to fix, just get replacement parts.

Mark Gonzalez12 years ago

this is gabe newell in a nutshell

IHateFeminism9 years ago

Genos meets Batman. Error 404: downside not found.

Catperson-420694 years ago

I now own tf2. I can get all the cool hats.

Deez_Nutz9 years ago

More like cum in my hardware XD

DS8 years ago

Great, so I can be an immortal cyborg terminator who runs a very successful video game company. What exactly is the downside?

Gldgood10 years ago

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Beebop915 years ago

I dont see a down side to this

Tigerlaw gaming9 years ago

i dont want to be immortal cause then i half to watch close ones die

AllastroS488 years ago

I would download Baidu for right clean up and don't have concerns

HyperTails179 years ago

Loophole: I'll ask people to repair my cyborg parts

Henry McCliff8 years ago

Well, i know quite some shit about bionics. I can even fix it myself.

Elise Taylor12 years ago

Can I look like Mega Man? (A female version, obv.) And can my company be Nintendo? Who am I kidding, of course it can! :D

cosmic_luigi_649 years ago

fuck being immortal.

PixelatedPumpkin9 years ago

i don't want to be immortal

EmperorYankalast year

Better beeing a rich living cyborg than a dead rich men.

hughtwentytwo9 years ago

Gives me something to tallk about on a date i guess.

XavierHarley7 years ago

Swag

Justinian8 years ago

Justinian

lollypop38 years ago

I will press the button

Nour10 years ago

Eh, I don't like video games

Zaptrap 9 years ago

I don't like you then

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Desiinger9 years ago

Never said how small chance like 0,000000000000002% chance?

Corgizgame4 years ago

Beep bop cyborg. Me have rocket hand

Riley Lint12 years ago

I'll have a robotic arm like the winter soldier.

asome9 years ago

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Duccie_fork7 years ago

Can I be an immortal CONNOR rx800? OwO

Redsteelstorm9 years ago

*Replaces heart with a battery and my veins with wires* I will live forever! *2 days later* Doctor: I'm sorry, but... You husband has died because the battery ran out of power... Wife: Well screw him. (This is why I clicked No.)

Winterplains8 years ago

I DON'T CARE IF I FALL APART OR GET BUGS HALF LIFE 3 FOR ALL!

HoneySlime87 years ago

Corrupt me please! Make me go evil!

zombiekiller9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Dogeness8 years ago

Damm so im bassilcy the terminator just with money ..done

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