You are the immortal company owner of a video game company that is extremely successful, and you may do what you want whenever.
but
You may be immortal, but that require you have taken apart some of yourself to be replaced with robotic parts which need checked every year for bugs. Of course, there is a small chance of corruption in your hardware...
I will not

Corbioss 11 years ago
So Im a rich badass cyborg that can live forever. Done and done.

Dark_Hunter97 8 years ago
Lol
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horrible person 11 years ago
Corruption in my... Hardware? I'm no tech genius, but isn't it SOFTWARE that can be corrupted?

asyraf_414 8 months ago
if it says hardware then hardware
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leweirdo 11 years ago
plese don't make my HARDware onto SOFTware.

Baughg1 10 years ago
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nog-cocobutter 11 years ago
i will be a rich gaming immortal cyborg , SUCK IT BITCHES !

ErdoS 10 years ago
Do i have to stay away from rain?

Xx-Sky-xX 7 years ago
I would guess that your cybernetic limbs would be waterproof with the money you get.

potatobutt 11 years ago
DOWNSIDE ???

Fudge 8 years ago
love ur pic

MAGICMILKMAN 460 11 years ago
Video game check,successful check,FREAKING ROBOT LIMBS CHECK.

TheGuyWithaCookie 11 years ago
have a toe replaced no worries there

Baughg1 10 years ago
Id have everything but my head replaced ill be so badass

Ichthyosaur 12 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

Thebuttonguys 8 years ago
Replace my nose or whatever

Lord-Blumiere 8 years ago
The most perfect loophole, because the nose is apart of your body and it said only to replace one peice of your body

Reecekoopa 8 years ago
You are immortal so can’t die and if you robotics get broken you have all the money in the world so it can just be fixed again. DUH!!!

TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button, becomes part Data, never failing hardware

SajFlatter 10 years ago
I never asked for this

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dragonrider2892 11 years ago
make one fleck of hair robotic then rip it out problem solved

TheRealMudkip13 11 years ago
or u know, HAVE AN EPIC ROBOT ARM THAT WOULD LOOK BADASS AS F*CK

george00 11 years ago
WE ROBOTS WILL RISE ..

pankake 11 years ago
Who said no? Screw humanity! Videogames for da win

Soupah Mario 11 years ago
APERTURE SCIENCE. WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN As long as the robot looks near perfectly humanoid.

73Shellder 11 years ago
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Hardware's easy to fix, just get replacement parts.

Mark Gonzalez 13 years ago
this is gabe newell in a nutshell

Mitace 10 years ago
Robotoe

EnderCatgirl 5 years ago
robotic pen1s

lukerandom 9 years ago
oh god

eatmyassyounerds 11 years ago
Wtf this dilema is not "worthy"

Ninjesus123 7 years ago
Activate Robo penis

Zetakarn 11 years ago
Ill have my right arm replaced and my left eye fixed because me left eye SUCKS

AlexisCreed 9 years ago
My leg already causes me a lot of pain so just replace that and im good

fandomsvsmuggles 12 years ago
How wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying.

stride1313 10 years ago
I want the robit.

Eliasson Koffe 13 years ago
Being Immortal would suck so a loss/loss IMO

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
Hardware can't be corrupt only software can

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Why did it put rn at the end of my comment?

Emporer Toast 11 years ago
Your immortal so who cares about corruptions

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
immortality is boring

Starslinger 9 years ago
Rich badass immortal cyborg. WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?! No downside m8.

Cr8music 11 years ago
*Small chance of corruption* Just pay millions to have it fixed

Viable_Golem4375 10 years ago
This is actually my life dream, all of it.

enessa_kolditz 9 years ago
I would never want to live forever

Öttes 11 years ago
Bring it, man. Cyborg.

Annia12345 10 years ago
I am a cool robot! No Downside

GAMERS2_YT 6 years ago
Rich immortal badass cyborg then why not exactly

Davynavy02 11 years ago
I clicked it

Emily Chance 13 years ago
LEFT PINKY TOE

Deputyj12 10 years ago
Yeah immortality

JojoMojo 8 years ago
Nice one lol

TheDarkendLight 9 years ago
Where does my soul go? Oh wait, I'm an angel but a demon. Does this mean I have a soul or not???

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Cookiemelon 10 years ago
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