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You are the immortal company owner of a video game company that is extremely successful, and you may do what you want whenever.
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You may be immortal, but that require you have taken apart some of yourself to be replaced with robotic parts which need checked every year for bugs. Of course, there is a small chance of corruption in your hardware...
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Corbioss10 years ago
So Im a rich badass cyborg that can live forever. Done and done.

Dark_Hunter977 years ago
Lol
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horrible person10 years ago
Corruption in my... Hardware? I'm no tech genius, but isn't it SOFTWARE that can be corrupted?

icecreamsoftlast year
shut up dude
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leweirdo9 years ago
plese don't make my HARDware onto SOFTware.

Baughg18 years ago
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nog-cocobutter9 years ago
i will be a rich gaming immortal cyborg , SUCK IT BITCHES !

ErdoS9 years ago
Do i have to stay away from rain?

Xx-Sky-xX6 years ago
I would guess that your cybernetic limbs would be waterproof with the money you get.

potatobutt10 years ago
DOWNSIDE ???

Fudge7 years ago
love ur pic

MAGICMILKMAN 4609 years ago
Video game check,successful check,FREAKING ROBOT LIMBS CHECK.

TheGuyWithaCookie10 years ago
have a toe replaced no worries there

Baughg18 years ago
Id have everything but my head replaced ill be so badass

Thebuttonguys7 years ago
Replace my nose or whatever

Lord-Blumiere7 years ago
The most perfect loophole, because the nose is apart of your body and it said only to replace one peice of your body

Reecekoopa7 years ago
You are immortal so can’t die and if you robotics get broken you have all the money in the world so it can just be fixed again. DUH!!!

Ichthyosaur11 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

TheFangSome138 years ago
Presses button, becomes part Data, never failing hardware

SajFlatter8 years ago
I never asked for this

asome9 years ago
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shylah 9 years ago
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dragonrider28929 years ago
make one fleck of hair robotic then rip it out problem solved

TheRealMudkip139 years ago
or u know, HAVE AN EPIC ROBOT ARM THAT WOULD LOOK BADASS AS F*CK

george009 years ago
WE ROBOTS WILL RISE ..

pankake10 years ago
Who said no? Screw humanity! Videogames for da win

Soupah Mario10 years ago
APERTURE SCIENCE. WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN As long as the robot looks near perfectly humanoid.

73Shellder10 years ago
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Hardware's easy to fix, just get replacement parts.

Mark Gonzalez12 years ago
this is gabe newell in a nutshell

PixelatedPumpkin10 years ago
i don't want to be immortal

Henry McCliff8 years ago
Well, i know quite some shit about bionics. I can even fix it myself.

Elise Taylor12 years ago
Can I look like Mega Man? (A female version, obv.) And can my company be Nintendo? Who am I kidding, of course it can! :D

cosmic_luigi_649 years ago
fuck being immortal.

Justinian9 years ago
Justinian

EmperorYankalast year
Better beeing a rich living cyborg than a dead rich men.

hughtwentytwo9 years ago
Gives me something to tallk about on a date i guess.

XavierHarley8 years ago
Swag

Corgizgame4 years ago
Beep bop cyborg. Me have rocket hand

lollypop38 years ago
I will press the button

Nour10 years ago
Eh, I don't like video games

Zaptrap 9 years ago
I don't like you then
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Desiinger9 years ago
Never said how small chance like 0,000000000000002% chance?

Winterplains8 years ago
I DON'T CARE IF I FALL APART OR GET BUGS HALF LIFE 3 FOR ALL!

Riley Lint12 years ago
I'll have a robotic arm like the winter soldier.

asome9 years ago
THIS COMMET IS STUPID SO STOP TYPING "DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name...[Show full comment]

Duccie_fork7 years ago
Can I be an immortal CONNOR rx800? OwO

Redsteelstorm10 years ago
*Replaces heart with a battery and my veins with wires* I will live forever! *2 days later* Doctor: I'm sorry, but... You husband has died because the battery ran out of power... Wife: Well screw him. (This is why I clicked No.)

HoneySlime87 years ago
Corrupt me please! Make me go evil!

zombiekiller10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Dogeness8 years ago
Damm so im bassilcy the terminator just with money ..done

Andrew Bakry12 years ago
Sarif. Industries. Enough said.

teh awsum guy9 years ago
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Scaredtopressthebutton4 years ago
"I wish to not have to have robot arms and can be a normal human" Problem solved

GGuy123459 years ago
I change the cuttable part of a finger nail, then I cut that part off.

ninjawarriorjosh6 years ago
So what"s the downside again?

BellaTheSylveon495010 years ago
thats bullshit! who wrote this smh >:( i hope this goes down (O//3//<) kawaii face for life mofo

Batlol4208 years ago
Have spare and keep switching while the other gets upgraded or debugged whatever

Atarus11 years ago
Fuck yeah terminator time.

Qackydontus7 years ago
Downside???
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