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You are the immortal company owner of a video game company that is extremely successful, and you may do what you want whenever.
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You may be immortal, but that require you have taken apart some of yourself to be replaced with robotic parts which need checked every year for bugs. Of course, there is a small chance of corruption in your hardware...
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Corbioss 11 years ago
So Im a rich badass cyborg that can live forever. Done and done.

Dark_Hunter97 8 years ago
Lol
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horrible person 11 years ago
Corruption in my... Hardware? I'm no tech genius, but isn't it SOFTWARE that can be corrupted?

asyraf_414 8 months ago
if it says hardware then hardware
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leweirdo 11 years ago
plese don't make my HARDware onto SOFTware.

Baughg1 10 years ago
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nog-cocobutter 11 years ago
i will be a rich gaming immortal cyborg , SUCK IT BITCHES !

ErdoS 10 years ago
Do i have to stay away from rain?

Xx-Sky-xX 7 years ago
I would guess that your cybernetic limbs would be waterproof with the money you get.

potatobutt 11 years ago
DOWNSIDE ???

Fudge 8 years ago
love ur pic

MAGICMILKMAN 460 11 years ago
Video game check,successful check,FREAKING ROBOT LIMBS CHECK.

TheGuyWithaCookie 11 years ago
have a toe replaced no worries there

Baughg1 10 years ago
Id have everything but my head replaced ill be so badass

Ichthyosaur 12 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

Thebuttonguys 8 years ago
Replace my nose or whatever

Lord-Blumiere 8 years ago
The most perfect loophole, because the nose is apart of your body and it said only to replace one peice of your body

Reecekoopa 8 years ago
You are immortal so can’t die and if you robotics get broken you have all the money in the world so it can just be fixed again. DUH!!!

TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button, becomes part Data, never failing hardware

SajFlatter 10 years ago
I never asked for this

asome 10 years ago
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shylah 10 years ago
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dragonrider2892 11 years ago
make one fleck of hair robotic then rip it out problem solved

TheRealMudkip13 11 years ago
or u know, HAVE AN EPIC ROBOT ARM THAT WOULD LOOK BADASS AS F*CK

george00 11 years ago
WE ROBOTS WILL RISE ..

pankake 11 years ago
Who said no? Screw humanity! Videogames for da win

Soupah Mario 11 years ago
APERTURE SCIENCE. WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN As long as the robot looks near perfectly humanoid.

73Shellder 11 years ago
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Hardware's easy to fix, just get replacement parts.

Mark Gonzalez 13 years ago
this is gabe newell in a nutshell

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ayannfaraz 9 years ago
i cant even say anything to this

Memo1234 11 years ago
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Cookiemelon 10 years ago
Wat

intergalacticness 11 years ago
can i replace my toe?

Slackerking 9 years ago
*flash in eyes* rise my robot army the time for war is nigh

GitGood 11 years ago
I am a Dallac. Just kidding, Immortality sucks.

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago
am i the only person who doesnt want to be immortal..?

EnderCatgirl 5 years ago
So i get to be both the OWNER of fnaf and i get to BE fnaf? WHEN DO I START

gibbs331x 9 years ago
Wheres t he down side

Ichthyosaur 12 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

lil_soso666 10 years ago
YASSS N BOOOO

Bountyhunter3233 7 years ago
Jet boots...totally rad dude

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago
downside?

prid3-33 8 years ago
Wat??? Waahhtt? BUT THEN IM NOT IMORTAL.....

FlappySeal 11 years ago
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BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago
Doctors appointment 2.0. Gotta do yearly checkups anyway- No downside

Kaleb Lee Timmons 13 years ago
i don't really need biological toes

Starslinger 9 years ago
Wait. Corruption in HARDWARE?? How does Hardware get corrupted? I'm confused.

Turret Gaming 11 years ago
My lifelong dream...

Bashkash 10 years ago
Badass robot arm here I come

MyFictionalLife 4 years ago
no downside

shylah 10 years ago
then whats point?

BaconWizard 6 years ago
No, i want to die

Musicjunkiie23 11 years ago
It would be horrible to live forever so nahh

coolbat904 9 years ago
So.....it"s just like a real part of your body

J44 11 years ago
This is actually the best dilemma i have come across on this site and is worthy of the title unlike most

isuc4life 8 years ago
does anyone not realise that you won't live forever bc of the chance of glitches? you won't be so badass when ur crippled and on the verge of shutting down permanently.

loadedc 11 years ago
I would love that
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