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You are the immortal company owner of a video game company that is extremely successful, and you may do what you want whenever.
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You may be immortal, but that require you have taken apart some of yourself to be replaced with robotic parts which need checked every year for bugs. Of course, there is a small chance of corruption in your hardware...
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Corbioss9 years ago
So Im a rich badass cyborg that can live forever. Done and done.

Dark_Hunter977 years ago
Lol
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horrible person9 years ago
Corruption in my... Hardware? I'm no tech genius, but isn't it SOFTWARE that can be corrupted?

icecreamsoft10 months ago
shut up dude
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leweirdo9 years ago
plese don't make my HARDware onto SOFTware.

Baughg18 years ago
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nog-cocobutter9 years ago
i will be a rich gaming immortal cyborg , SUCK IT BITCHES !

ErdoS9 years ago
Do i have to stay away from rain?

Xx-Sky-xX5 years ago
I would guess that your cybernetic limbs would be waterproof with the money you get.

potatobutt9 years ago
DOWNSIDE ???

Fudge7 years ago
love ur pic

MAGICMILKMAN 4609 years ago
Video game check,successful check,FREAKING ROBOT LIMBS CHECK.

TheGuyWithaCookie9 years ago
have a toe replaced no worries there

Baughg18 years ago
Id have everything but my head replaced ill be so badass

Thebuttonguys7 years ago
Replace my nose or whatever

Lord-Blumiere7 years ago
The most perfect loophole, because the nose is apart of your body and it said only to replace one peice of your body

Reecekoopa7 years ago
You are immortal so can’t die and if you robotics get broken you have all the money in the world so it can just be fixed again. DUH!!!

Ichthyosaur10 years ago
So, basically I'm Gabe Newell?

TheFangSome138 years ago
Presses button, becomes part Data, never failing hardware

SajFlatter8 years ago
I never asked for this

asome9 years ago
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shylah 9 years ago
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dragonrider28929 years ago
make one fleck of hair robotic then rip it out problem solved

TheRealMudkip139 years ago
or u know, HAVE AN EPIC ROBOT ARM THAT WOULD LOOK BADASS AS F*CK

george009 years ago
WE ROBOTS WILL RISE ..

pankake9 years ago
Who said no? Screw humanity! Videogames for da win

Soupah Mario9 years ago
APERTURE SCIENCE. WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN As long as the robot looks near perfectly humanoid.

73Shellder10 years ago
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Hardware's easy to fix, just get replacement parts.

Mark Gonzalez12 years ago
this is gabe newell in a nutshell

isuc4life7 years ago
does anyone not realise that you won't live forever bc of the chance of glitches? you won't be so badass when ur crippled and on the verge of shutting down permanently.

loadedc9 years ago
I would love that

TobiasV8 years ago
FUCK YES! IM GONNA BE A TERMINATOR! I have wanted this for so long and it isnt even a joke

Joseph Putnam Sherrod12 years ago
If u are rich since u are successful if something goes wrong u can pay to get it fixed loophole

ButterBoyGamer8 years ago
Reading? Not For Me...

Shane Drinkard12 years ago
any hardware problem can be fixed with enough effort and money

CrystalTigerAnimations7 years ago
yeS SETSEF

SuperPotatoMann9 years ago
So my cybernetics can download bad software?

Catperson-420694 years ago
I now own tf2. I can get all the cool hats.

Deez_Nutz9 years ago
More like cum in my hardware XD

DS8 years ago
Great, so I can be an immortal cyborg terminator who runs a very successful video game company. What exactly is the downside?

Gldgood10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

IHateFeminism9 years ago
Genos meets Batman. Error 404: downside not found.

AllastroS488 years ago
I would download Baidu for right clean up and don't have concerns

HyperTails179 years ago
Loophole: I'll ask people to repair my cyborg parts

Beebop915 years ago
I dont see a down side to this

Tigerlaw gaming9 years ago
i dont want to be immortal cause then i half to watch close ones die

cosmic_luigi_649 years ago
fuck being immortal.

PixelatedPumpkin9 years ago
i don't want to be immortal

Henry McCliff8 years ago
Well, i know quite some shit about bionics. I can even fix it myself.

Elise Taylor12 years ago
Can I look like Mega Man? (A female version, obv.) And can my company be Nintendo? Who am I kidding, of course it can! :D

XavierHarley7 years ago
Swag

Justinian8 years ago
Justinian

EmperorYankalast year
Better beeing a rich living cyborg than a dead rich men.

hughtwentytwo9 years ago
Gives me something to tallk about on a date i guess.

Nour10 years ago
Eh, I don't like video games

Zaptrap 9 years ago
I don't like you then
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Desiinger9 years ago
Never said how small chance like 0,000000000000002% chance?

Corgizgame4 years ago
Beep bop cyborg. Me have rocket hand

lollypop38 years ago
I will press the button
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