Will You Press The Button?

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

I can't run because of my heart problem so it would be if I don't run I die or if I do run I will be in extreme pain and have a high chance of dying... where is the up side?

Dat1Buttonpresser4 months ago

upside is you get to be a cool explosion

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Also, I've figured out a loophole: use a treadmill!!

cheeseburger537 years ago

For as long as it takes doctors to get the bomb out of my head

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the Duckworth 9 years ago

You cant sleep though

DragonEXE9 years ago

Running to the movies. One movie later, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marc Ylisse12 years ago

That means you can't sleep either Or is everyone suddenly going to sleep-run?

dAthenab8 years ago

Treadmill

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MoonlightEcho118 years ago

Get doctors or someone to remove the bomb.

Blockman3508 years ago

And you"re gonna sit down for the operation and 2 hours later you"re all dead.

awesomeunicorn89 years ago

WTF Me no like run

tomcps9 years ago

Running for a few seconds then you have 2 hours

Jess Hallowell12 years ago

have the bomb removed?

Choicemaster1237 years ago

That would kill you.

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Max GT12 years ago

go olyimpics, win, get money, have the bomb removed

Blockman3508 years ago

If the surgery takes more than 2 hours everyone dies you know.

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Diego Ramirez Rodriguez12 years ago

who the fuck thinks this stuff ? are they even getting paid?

srrsd7 years ago

*and woman

Dirk9 years ago

I lazy no no

KingSavage420110 years ago

You guys are fuckin crazy!

ZeusOmega119 years ago

Allah Akbar bitches

Someone2710 years ago

The AVERAGE NORMAL man.

Annawesome8 years ago

run for 3 seconds every hour

ethan_kirk79 years ago

So...Usain Bolt with a self-destruct button?

Glubler2 years ago

No sleep!

FireRed10 years ago

Ill sleep on a tredmill

grene dae8 years ago

why does everyone think they couldn't sleep? Just set a timer for every 1.45 hours (to be safe) and then run once across your room and go back to sleep

CaffeineCream5 years ago

Sleep is for the weak anyways.

chris13129 years ago

hell I doubt 250% faster than the average normal man is fast enough to win at the Olympics, also it says nothing about having limitless endurance so I'd probably collapse after a while and blow up.

Zacattac9 years ago

so you don't think 67.5 mph is fast enough to win olympics?

Miracle9 years ago

I but driving is still faster

PinkTomato10 years ago

gogogggogo GATTA GO FAST!!!!

Krusty_Anne7 years ago

I'm against finding loop holes cause it takes the fun out of it in mu opinion, but it doesn't even say how long you should run. You could literally just run like 3 steps and be done. Not being able 8 hours straight would suck though and polyphasic would probably be inconvenient

Professor Zoom10 years ago

Not enough to kill everyone but I'd like to know what the news stations would say.

JoshPericoloAx9 years ago

Whats avg man? Cause i can run pretty fast

Skull4ever8 years ago

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pokefan20169 years ago

so ummm no sleep then?

Bradinator3434 years ago

That"s just suicide

HÃ¶lden Andrew Karate12 years ago

Seriously?

reigns20029 years ago

You are my nega

Aestheticaly7 years ago

i could die easily... with no pain.... as soon as you stop the bomb detonate destroying ur head and than ur body..... downside?

xXMrBloodLustXx9 years ago

Just have a very guick surgery to get the bomb removed

Slendy22217 years ago

Just move one second

utrarafat9 years ago

no one said u cant remove the mini-atomic bomb

Ninjacowz123410 years ago

Fuck that

MeLoveNoodles9 years ago

Have one of those thingamabobs that if you run you stay in one place and have surgury

the117doctor9 years ago

Treadmill.

FluffyButt2 years ago

that seems like a 'Saw' style trap except its not a trap and you can't remove it

getrekt10 years ago

On my way to ISIS jQuery

Cissycat8 years ago

Just get to a doctor that"s really quick I mean the lastic (or however it"s spelled) only takes like 20-30 min or less it can't be that hard, right?

Blockman3508 years ago

Head surgery is very difficult you know.

SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago

Try to go downhill down a mountain to increase the speed so you can phase the bomb out

BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago

Why the hell would I press the button?

danfam9 years ago

WHY. JUST WHY.

PinkTomato10 years ago

just get it removed

Alphatech7 years ago

that"s a shitty life to live governments wouldn't let you freely run around there cities youd be forced to run in empty areas of the planet all alone with perhaps a military jet plane following you around, there no advantage to this life, and to top it off...[Show full comment]

azraeloni10 years ago

Yays make the bomb huge and cause fallout 5

LoopOrStoop8 years ago

get a surgery iiiiidiot

DarkSpiderGamingXL 9 years ago

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