Everywhere you go the temperature stays at your preferred levels.
but
Birds will land on you constantly.
I will not


Buffy-Anne-Summers4 years ago
As a person with pet birds that land on me, it is very fun, also I once had 10 pigeons decide to all sit on me at once, ahh, good times.

Box9 years ago
But you would get pooped on all the time. Time to invest in umbrellas and ponchos.

Blankwisher7 years ago
On scale of 1 to 10 how bird? I give 11 bird

DragonMoose8 years ago
Honey in home, and I got dinner!!

Deyleron9 years ago
Swain ?

Rhett Overbay12 years ago
I AM THE BIRD KiNG! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR BE SHAT UPON BY MY LEGION OF BIRDS!

I_Dunno_My_Name7 years ago
BrendenCross, but it didn't say you couldn't.
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OliviaTheGreat9 years ago
Bruh, I would make hot states and countries cold. And that would ruin it for people. I prefer to stay here in my home place than make anything cold.

Lava-boi7 years ago
I AM BIRD MAN

tylerthecreator9996 years ago
🅱️ird

CallJGWentworth877cashnow7 years ago
What kind of birds tho? I prefer hummingbirds .w.

Rpghenk8 years ago
When u get bullyd get ur bird army

666DevilDoge6668 years ago
Use the birds to fly anywhere you want, your bird god.

Nina Davila12 years ago
AT LAST I AM A DISNEY PRINCESS

M4rk1pl13rL0v3r9 years ago
IKR We are both Snow White xD

CloudBurst8 years ago
LORD OF THE KINGFISHERS

ButtonMashe149 years ago
Fuck it i'll be snow white

Wesley Hughes12 years ago
YOU'D BE LIKE THAT WOMAN OFF HOME ALONE 2.

prayforkqly8 years ago
YESSSS
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Ralph Nettleton12 years ago
YOU GET TO BE MAJESTIC AS FUCK!

RazorSB8 years ago
I love birds

fAt_tEmMiE8 years ago
tEm nOt nO wAt bIrDs R

Arahd Is Gold11 years ago
I'D BE FABULOUS !

Hammiesrule9 years ago
Ias long as they don't shart (shit-fart) on me I'm good

WingsOfOfire5 years ago
No downside, i love birds.

Wolf22249 years ago
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Creamytoast9 years ago
drink bleach

NovaJ7219 years ago
Clicked only for second part :-)

Highly Obnoxious Almond9 years ago
me too tbh

AnyaSingh7 years ago
That"s hilarious! Btw yes

Timmeeeeh9 years ago
That's grim

finnkid18 years ago
grab my arms *flies away* shA FUCK YOU I AAAAAINT HAVIN THAT SHIT

Kris Binkley12 years ago
10/10

greekgeekwriter10 years ago
NO DOWN SIDE BIRDS ARE AWESOME

Guap9 years ago
lol

Dannybionic3 years ago
Roast chicken, turkey, guinea fowl, pretty much any roast, fried or BBQd bird is on me guys

Skypony9 years ago
I SHALL HAVE A BIRD ARMY WHO WILL DEVOUR MY FOES!

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
So, I'm a Disney princess?

Retplayer4 years ago
i like birds

eat-meh-pancake9 years ago
Technically you would be a bird because having the ability to change your body tempature depending on the environment is being cold blooded and birds/aves are cold blooded so you would be a bird and like you could be the most popular bird :D

AnimeOverride8 years ago
PET EAGLE!!! YES!!!

Troll heart 10 years ago
Fuck it I'm a Disney princess

Skyfall22217 years ago
That’s kinda cool

hellofriends9 years ago
U will have an army

Shay Lee12 years ago
WILL THEY POOP ON ME. IF NOT, I AM THE BIRD KING OF BIRDLANDIA.

Keirl9 years ago
I WOULD BE MORE FABULOUS THAN I AM :D

Deven9 years ago
I love birds

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

VelaBird7 years ago
I LOVE birds.

vaylen9 years ago
I would have the fattest and happiest cat in the world.

Caribou3 years ago
I would cool the hottest places on Earth and eliminate global warming.

a10yearoldgirl9 years ago
I AM FUCKING SNOW WHITE!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING DOWNSIDE TO THIS!!

KittyQat8 years ago
Bird. Queen.

Deadarrow10 years ago
Say something awesome stick out arm eagle lands on it look like a bad ass get laid

imliterallydead9 years ago
as long as they dont poop im good

Bokuowl_Koutarou8 years ago
What kind of birds are they??
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