Will You Press The Button?

You get Jeremy Clarksons job as a Top Gear presenter

but

Wherever you go, people only want to talk to you about cars. Nothing else.

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Jui2 years ago

You can't comprehend how much of a win that would be. There are probably three people who haven't told me to stop talking about cars.

xLOSTxDARKLORD79 years ago

Never heard of Top Gear or Jeremy Clarkson. It's obvious what I picked.

This-is-the-longest-username-i-saw-the-previous-longest-username-and-decided-to-3 years ago

Same

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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

I love cars anyways. :3

pdog3148 years ago

I don't like cars

1337master7 years ago

Yah, me neither. You wanna go skateboards, btw I'm not a cow I'm a man. *whispers* skateboards...

dragonrampage9 years ago

I'm not a car person

1337master7 years ago

No, you"re a human. Or not. You could be whatever, really. I'm not assuming your species.

LadyAngel8 years ago

I prefer not being obessed with cars. Thank you.

Simple12 years ago

keep searching boys we hve to find who tf cares or asked

twiztedfate9 years ago

Downside?

SoggyBreadMan7 years ago

A life spent talking about Hot Wheels(tm) is a life well spent.

Sukmypotatoe9 years ago

Whoever copies and paste this will be cured of all curses and live a happy life.

PowerPikachu8 years ago

At least it"s not a paragraph. Though curses don't exist, and I haven't heard of anything that would sound like one.

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un tizio9 years ago

Only Geremy can do this

Prutato9 years ago

Nope. Manly because bo one can top Jeremy at that

kittyluvr10 years ago

Top what?

kikohou6 years ago

Jeremy is a better presenter than me

Firecrafter1159 years ago

Simple never see anyone

Liam Stubbs12 years ago

Why do I get the feeling Jeremy Clarkson made this one?

Monguku9 years ago

I don't really give a shit about cars anyway so....

MilkHam7 years ago

nipples

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

same

ItsMeHiBob248 years ago

So... basically doctor who!?

okiuz9 years ago

i have no idea who that dude is but talking just about cars ?? NOPE.

camderpmorgan11 years ago

and the downside is?

Science guy9 years ago

Did anyone here know Jeremy clarkson used to be a video game journalist.

1337master7 years ago

I'm not really into cars anyway...

OblivionBringer8 years ago

Is there a "I don't care" button?

Jonkea9 years ago

Not really seeing an upside

IM_A_DUCK_PERSON_yay8 years ago

i would basiclly be ty lopes

kizzy cupcake 9 years ago

Who is Jeremy Clarkson?

Jeff Nordeen12 years ago

No downside right

Hftdgt4 years ago

*kills creator* haha get dead you suck

KarRuptAssassin9 years ago

I dont know jack about cars

Therealrobokaos7 years ago

I hate cars

socks2228 years ago

i don't care about any of these options...

Dj-dan2 years ago

Fak

Coolcon9 years ago

Downside??

SabF2410 years ago

Where is any upside? Seriously? We need a search and rescue team, ill go get one....

Animefan97 years ago

I... wouldn’t care

xXFireDemonGirlXx8 years ago

dont giv a car abowt dis

rainbowsthegame59 years ago

you could just change the subject

TheWolf278 years ago

I never get to talk about cars

Greenanthon9 years ago

Who is that

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago

Upside?

Plazma7774 years ago

I Like cars so it"s a win for me

Glaticmagikarp3477 years ago

I never like 🚗

oldnotweak9 years ago

god no

Con8 years ago

Could afford vintage Rolls Royce Phantom and insurance costs, be on top gear. Win win.

RAVENGER2 years ago

gay people be like: ._.

Addsey10 years ago

... he dosen't have a job...

Sukmypotatoe9 years ago

What does this even mean wtf

RailandRules9 years ago

#DatsaToilet

TavinTheWolf8 years ago

How much money would you make is the real deciding factor.

LoopholesEverywhere8 years ago

RUN THEM OVER WITH A CAR. THATLL TEACH EM.

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