Will You Press The Button?

You become the most awesome person alive.

but

People won't stop making [you name here] fact jokes.

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KasaLobsterlast year

I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

oldnotweak9 years ago

Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey3 years ago

Facts

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Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly7 years ago

Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

jshaw719 years ago

I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac9 years ago

But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Batoast9 years ago

When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Buttonpresser3147 years ago

What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

Caillin Barker12 years ago

Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire3 years ago

i miss chuck norris shitposts

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oldnotweak8 years ago

Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring7 years ago

Dude that dosent work that way

county12349 years ago

Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago

\^w^/

Super38 years ago

Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock8 years ago

They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor8 years ago

The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon8 years ago

What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan4738948 years ago

Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey7 years ago

Mine too it would be cool LOL

JÃ¶rg Dorow12 years ago

When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder12 years ago

Yay for Chuck!

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

so i become chuck norris with a different name and look, there is no downside to this, reading them would be fun

HaodySZH6 years ago

Heh jokes on you my names Hao its already getting made fun of.

knurfa11 years ago

this is a win-win situation

Bowjangls8 years ago

Like Chuck Norris.

LudwigLiljegren7 years ago

https://youtu.be/ZrHmcpRAZNs

Butt On8 years ago

Can the awesomenes be so awesome that i become inhumanly awesome!?

FalconMiner 9 years ago

So I become Chuck Norris?

Gaboseries9 years ago

I am already the most awesome person alive. You just don't know that (yet)

Angelpowers9 years ago

Fact jokes people already do this

AssHar8 years ago

Becomr chuck norris and heaf facts about me? Yes!

PreciseryBee3 years ago

Where is the downside

Wyatt10 years ago

Seriosly BRING IT

Paige_lol_9 years ago

People already do my name is Paige XD

oldnotweak9 years ago

win win win baby

William Bishop12 years ago

I'm already called William Shakspeare. BRING IT ON.

Elena9 years ago

JOHN CENAAAA!!!!

Loophole-alert8 years ago

Then just tell them to stop it or DIE.

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Heck yea!!! I WOULD LOVE TO BE AWESOME AND CENTER OF JOKES

AgentCPU09 years ago

I'd try to make ones up for myself. No reason not to joke around.......

jintoya9 years ago

who gives a shit if they make those jokes? chuck is too old to keep his throne anyways

M.O'NEILL9 years ago

Fuck I would do this

ado19285 years ago

Honestly that sounds pretty fun

Hanxun11 years ago

Jokes are kind of interesting

Earthdoesgamimg8 years ago

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supsick7 years ago

take pride in the jokes.

ariana1239 years ago

well someone must have wrote this and his name is CHUCK NORRISSSSSS

TheWeirdGirl9 years ago

Screw it, i'll be THE AWESOMEST

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