Will You Press The Button?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey 5 years ago

Facts

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly 8 years ago

Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

KasaLobster 3 years ago

I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

jshaw71 10 years ago

I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac 10 years ago

But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Batoast 11 years ago

When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Caillin Barker 13 years ago

Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire 4 years ago

i miss chuck norris shitposts

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Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

oldnotweak 9 years ago

Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Dude that dosent work that way

county1234 11 years ago

Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara 8 years ago

\^w^/

Super3 9 years ago

Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock 9 years ago

They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor 10 years ago

The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon 10 years ago

What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan473894 10 years ago

Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey 8 years ago

Mine too it would be cool LOL

JÃ¶rg Dorow 13 years ago

When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago

Yay for Chuck!

Tblyler17 10 years ago

Downside? Where??

BonnieLover 11 years ago

'Most awesome' who wrote this, a 5 year old!?

Leonor Alexis Aguila 13 years ago

HA! I have no friends, checkmate.

LlamaAvocado 9 years ago

GODDAMMIT CHUCK NORIS

Buttonpresser314 9 years ago

He will roundhouse kick you for that mistake.

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Arachnaut 10 years ago

so i already have jokes made about me

jfu 9 years ago

So my life dosent change

Purpleness 11 years ago

He he funny

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan 4 years ago

My name isn’t that comical, so good luck losers.

Sir Pissed Off 12 years ago

*FRANTICALLY SLAMS BUTTON*

Toasty 11 years ago

Fun fact [YOUR NAME HERE] is the most awesome person alive

RobertEustes 9 years ago

You mean I become Chuck Norris hell yes

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire 13 years ago

okay

orchothbat 9 years ago

sans fact jokes heheheh

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