You become the most awesome person alive.
but
People won't stop making [you name here] fact jokes.
I will not


KasaLobsterlast year
I alreaady am lololololol SKibiidi dib awaw awa ( i am going fucking insane)

oldnotweak9 years ago
Chuck Norris is his own father... and mother

Frey3 years ago
Facts
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Hamburger Guy8 years ago
When Chuck Norris left for college, ge told his father "you"re the man of the house now".

Speed_Demon_Fly7 years ago
Chuck Norris hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets

jshaw719 years ago
I would compile the best me jokes, and make a book out of it, maybe a calendar too, Mugs, T-shirts, a trivia game, why not embrace, the fake hype?

naga halomac9 years ago
But then it would only make it worse

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
The boogyman checks umder his bed every night for Chuck Norris.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
When Chuck Norris was vorn he drove his mom from the hospital.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Chuck Norris won a game of tennis against a wall.

Batoast9 years ago
When You shoot Chuck Norris, he doesn't die, the bullet dies !

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
What"s the last thing that goes through the mind of the victims of Chuck Norris? His foot.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't pay his taxes, he just sends a picture of him round house kicking a victim to the IRS.

Caillin Barker12 years ago
Chuck Norris must have been on this site

heatfromfire3 years ago
i miss chuck norris shitposts
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oldnotweak8 years ago
Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch the back of his head.

EmilStvring7 years ago
Dude that dosent work that way

county12349 years ago
Just ignore the people,because you would be the most awesome,they are just jealous.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
\^w^/

Super38 years ago
Worked with chuck norrris

WBGrock8 years ago
They would not be jokes, they would be facts.

the117doctor8 years ago
The big bang is around one CNRK or chuck Norris roundhouse kick

Blargmaggedon8 years ago
What if you don't have feet?

JohnMan4738948 years ago
Its my lifelong dream to be a meme anyway

PatrickWilkey7 years ago
Mine too it would be cool LOL

Jörg Dorow12 years ago
When Chuck Norris Push the Button he get what he pushed for....

Geoff Kidder12 years ago
Yay for Chuck!

BonnieLover9 years ago
'Most awesome' who wrote this, a 5 year old!?

Leonor Alexis Aguila12 years ago
HA! I have no friends, checkmate.

Tblyler179 years ago
Downside? Where??

LlamaAvocado8 years ago
GODDAMMIT CHUCK NORIS

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
He will roundhouse kick you for that mistake.
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Arachnaut9 years ago
so i already have jokes made about me

Purpleness9 years ago
He he funny

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago
My name isn’t that comical, so good luck losers.

Sir Pissed Off11 years ago
*FRANTICALLY SLAMS BUTTON*

jfu8 years ago
So my life dosent change

RobertEustes7 years ago
You mean I become Chuck Norris hell yes

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire12 years ago
okay

Toasty9 years ago
Fun fact [YOUR NAME HERE] is the most awesome person alive

iluvnature9 years ago
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JarheaDEpiC 9 years ago
By copying and pasting this, your no better than those people... just leave a review

Mina10 years ago
HIS NAME IS JOHN CEENAAAA

orchothbat8 years ago
sans fact jokes heheheh

TheMucleWizard8 months ago
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came out with a pile of folded clothes and a sandwich.

John Doe10 years ago
@Junkwarrior TL;DR

Dippyfresh9 years ago
Jokes on u I'm already the most awesome person alive

Bowjangls8 years ago
Like Chuck Norris.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
so i become chuck norris with a different name and look, there is no downside to this, reading them would be fun

HaodySZH6 years ago
Heh jokes on you my names Hao its already getting made fun of.

knurfa11 years ago
this is a win-win situation

FalconMiner 9 years ago
So I become Chuck Norris?

LudwigLiljegren8 years ago
https://youtu.be/ZrHmcpRAZNs

Butt On9 years ago
Can the awesomenes be so awesome that i become inhumanly awesome!?

AssHar8 years ago
Becomr chuck norris and heaf facts about me? Yes!

Gaboseries9 years ago
I am already the most awesome person alive. You just don't know that (yet)
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