Will You Press The Button?

AlphaSeagull9 years ago

My girlfriend rides me either way

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

BRUH

ECDragonGirl9 years ago

Do I have to eat hay when I'm not a horse?

MrPedroia9 years ago

Why the f*ck would I want to be a horse?

Alpha215 years ago

Because H O R S E

MrDonut7 years ago

LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING

Danielle Parnell12 years ago

If you are a horse it won't taste bad

Siegislash4 years ago

The massive amounts of years is a bug, please stop asking about it.

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Button Mash12349 years ago

*Cough Cough* I am already a colt *Cough Cough*

Itsmehere7 years ago

So you are a centaur!

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Kittinsareawesome7 years ago

I doesn't say only hay...

horrible person9 years ago

HAY, what's wrong with that? (rimshot)

Jdawg 9 years ago

And all the girls in my school like horses

Brett Egan12 years ago

i do not want to be sarah jessica parker

Hyltran3 years ago

But you would find her attractive if you are a hours.

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NatÃ¡lia Maccarini12 years ago

Why would I want to be a horse

Migdin18 years ago

The real question is, why would you not be a horse?

ShadowMarco8 years ago

.. why would i even want to be a damn horse? also, it depends, it"s a normal horse or can i actually become any hore, incluided finctional ones? because then i become Death"s horse

Griffin Cain12 years ago

If you're a horse, you'll enjoy eating the hay...

under_olympic_hero9 years ago

Hay for days!

Samurai_bat9 years ago

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE A HORSE!!!!!!!!

I can't believe I signed up for this site.9 years ago

i would rather shapeshift into a wolf

Dirtydorkyspork7 years ago

Horse fetishes complete

plazmafighter9 years ago

hay i dont want to be a horse (lol pun intended)

TheZGamer8 years ago

Fuck that

Harly Jones12 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't want to be a mutha fuck'in HORSE!?!?!

Latooflo8 years ago

I hate horses

StormTDR7 years ago

Excuse me!!!!

supersmiles10 years ago

Fudge yeah I'd have a horse animagus :D:D:D

Lifted.Love959 years ago

Why would anyone want to be a horse to begin with?,lmfao

Nagatodude7 months ago

Doesn't say only

hiimleru9 years ago

it says eat hay. that means i can still eat whatever, but i will need to SOMETIMES eat hay.

MemyselfandI9 years ago

What kind of horse?

Crazzygamer164 years ago

You can still eat more then just hay

KittykatKara1019 years ago

I get to be a Jean Kirstein

the_chuzer8 years ago

Hourses like hay, so I like hay bitches

asdguy0011 years ago

Good superpower anyway

FireStar0807 years ago

I dun like horses

kad229 years ago

Ya I can shape shift the only downside is eating hay that's no bad it has no flaver trust me I've tried it BTW I'm a farmer so don't judge

Neely938 years ago

Change back into a human when you have to eat

Haley Smith12 years ago

Well I will just eat before I turn into a horse lol

Cyberknigt9 years ago

just theoretically... if your girlfriend want to have sex with you imagine how the horse dick would affect her... creepy but someone has to make you imagine it