CANDY, WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.
but
Every piece has a 5% chance of also being a laxative.
I will not

BlazoBoom 11 years ago
Just summon tons of candy and sell it. "Chance Candy - It could be a laxative!" XD

Gamerfreak1225 4 years ago
I was about to say no but after reading this I think I’d be funny too
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TnTFurY 11 years ago
Yay cavities and the shits for everyone!!!!

MohamedAmineBlock 9 years ago
Win-win situation.

BlackMagic1812 8 years ago
Hol up

SeabassJames 10 years ago
End world hunger and constipation!

DarthKalpa 10 years ago
You roll a d20... on a natural 1, it"s laxative.

Ha not gonna Harlem 11 years ago
Who wishes to play a game

Quack-Peep 11 years ago
Sell it :P

Honeybadgerkc31 10 years ago
This is the second time I have been on this question

anh 10 years ago
That doesnt matter i can just sit on the toilet and eat candy

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
in the bathroom when i do it.

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago
youre gonna "do" the candy? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

spaace 11 years ago
I LIKE THOSE ODDS

HeleenDuren 9 years ago
IKR it"s like 95% of the time just candy

MaximumDonutOverload 11 years ago
THROW IT AT THE HOMELESS!

Aulain 10 years ago
I don't see a downside. I already easily get constipated.

F0x7r07 10 years ago
Fuck I got a laxitive

RetroNerd 11 years ago
So worth it.

Buttux 11 years ago
I don't have to eat the candy myself.

Menelik Sanders 13 years ago
I'm lactose intolerant so its already more then 5%

JoyfulNoiseMaker 5 years ago
In case people need to be explained this, milk IS in candy. For example, right out of the gate, chocolate, unless it is high-cocoa chocolate specifically, has a lot of dairy as a base as well as the sugar to make it not bitter as shit (because chocolate, i... [Show full comment]
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Trevor Valance 13 years ago
candy AND fix spontaenous constipation? im in.

Flanchan2002 11 years ago
You get free candy so I don't care, and it's only a 5% chance.

Eoku 5 years ago
Fun fact: There is a common artificial sweetener often used in candy that is also a laxative. It"s called Sorbitol.

Light Yagami 12 years ago
A one in twenty chance of messing yourself. But unlimited candy. I say it's worth it.

AubreeEasley 10 years ago
Whats laxative?

AubreeEasley 10 years ago
Never mind

Megalodonslava 8 years ago
Get people working for you and start a huge buisness and people check the candy for a living and get money and you become rich and become CANDY KING

DOGEgotGAME 10 years ago
Downside on both ends... I hate candy...

TBAdriel 11 years ago
i dont really like candy that much

AnimePanda11 10 years ago
I don't even like candy so I'll pass.

Raebort 11 years ago
wear diapers

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
What does laxative mean?

HeleenDuren 9 years ago
5% change that it makes you poop

Rei_the_taby 2 years ago
Math's, for every 20 candy's one will be laxative throw the 50th one in a gar and eat them when your constipated, there's about a 84% chance it'll be a laxative

Rei_the_taby 2 years ago
20th not 50th😭

CSXsonic 12 years ago
#YOLOOOOO

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
you"d notice if it"s a pill and not a KitKat

MegaDoge 9 years ago
🐱🍫
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ITS_HOOVEY 11 years ago
@Menelek Sanders You dumb ass it says laxative not lactose READ THE QUESTION

Cuddles133 10 years ago
Same I'm lactose intolerant so it doesn't really matter

HenryWong122 10 years ago
That doesn't make any sense.

pikoshawott 11 years ago
Sure y not

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
I can't have sugar so imma sell that"s hit

Seth Kelley 13 years ago
I just want this so I can give candy to my friends and watch them shit themselves...

Iesuwa 11 years ago
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brodeygaming 9 years ago
Because I'm not allergic to any edable items.

Huckabeej124 10 years ago
No thx if I don't get fat than Yas

SamuelLappalainen 9 years ago
I can see 666 downsides in here.

rosey64586 10 years ago
I do not like candy...what is laxative??

BKFelipe2000 11 years ago
I don't like candy

GlizzyMaster 4 years ago
I have digestive issues so heck yeah

ElPolloLoco999 12 years ago
İ need qn immortality button after this

ZeMedicMain 7 years ago
Candy? Wtf i am not a toddler ohhhh wait you don't have to eat it So you can sell it badabing badabung i am rich

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
Totally worth it!

thatguy1865 10 years ago
A laxative helps constipation so what's the downside besides maybe...diabetes

atnates 11 years ago
you could sell the candy

TheSmilingJack 9 years ago
*WHen you realise you have a add for candy next to this question*

autismm 2 years ago
take a bowl of candy to a party and wait till someone shits themselves
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