Will You Press The Button?

I find all the loopholes8 years ago

It says no restrictions. Time is a restriction. No downside

Niggakillerlast month

Imma find a loophole in your mom.

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CREAMYMEME9 years ago

How long can a human fly before being shot down by the government? "Sir there's somthing in the sky bigger than any bird but smaller than any plane" "IT'S A DRONE!!! SHOOT IT"

Faulty113 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

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-Delta-7 years ago

If i have no restrictions, i fly faster than the speed of light and go back in time when im about to die, create wormholes through the massive ammounts of negative mass i would be outputting, and create a closed timelike curve to make timetravel accessable for anyone

Z0m41e6 years ago

Wtf dude?

daabat59 years ago

Can we just take the time to realise that there are two abilities in the same sentence.

Magickat9 years ago

super human ability ablility

PoisonousShadows8 years ago

When I clicked it I died because apparently I was supposed to die sometime in 20 years anyways :/

Brreezy5 years ago

DEAL IM 12

Alden Appleby12 years ago

My life span will reduce to minutes if I get this.

WolfRex7 years ago

Doflamingo Crashing in a building

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Mimisan8 years ago

wheres the lemmie fly button

Harith Alshaibani12 years ago

you can make yourself immortal

Teresa Pang12 years ago

is there even a downside

hypes1239 years ago

ABILITY ABILITY

SkyeBlue7 years ago

*reduced

mikez9 years ago

HELL NAW

tobillama9 years ago

i see the lack of reading in the comments. the only ability you gain is flight.

RainbowCloud9 years ago

What does this mean

dankmemes1018 years ago

"with no limitations or restrictions" But I restricts my lifespan tho

dankmemes1018 years ago

it*

Codingmaster3984 years ago

Well that"s kind of a shame...

Kill4money21311 years ago

You'd probably be able to accomplish a lot within the time you have left with this power comparative to the 20 lost years. I mean, i'm thinking Superman fast as well, so you could go anywhere in the world within seconds.

MemesusChrist8 years ago

not so sure about the ability ability

oOMemeMasterPlayerOo9 years ago

well, at leat you'll you will have a nice life! Short, but nice!

Soaku9 years ago

You will have the super-human ability ability to fly unaided, with no limitations or restrictions. So if I always fly, even 1 mm I wont be limited with death.

Richardschonewille9 years ago

Oh HELL NOOOOOO

trombonepun7 years ago

I’m here for a good time not a long time

Taylor Rose9 years ago

an exact split on this one when this was posted

Anonumous7 years ago

Is Alden Appleby a granny or something???

Gumm9049 years ago

Enjoy life while it lasts? Right?

VeroSquid9 years ago

FRICK YEA FIRST COMMENT!

Malcolmxt8 years ago

So a human capital live 120 years so only can live to 100 that"s a deal

Malcolmxt8 years ago

Can

Likerman1989 years ago

You can fly doesn't that mean you can make yourself able to never die

Deeznutsgotem'9 years ago

Meh...whatever

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The Arrow9 years ago

Push earth into a vacuum and live there. Time shall not be a concept.

Prince_Vegeta7 years ago

I can already fly

promiser9 years ago

meh im a skeleton im already dead

dolphinlover6099 years ago

feck no

Sarril9 years ago

so if i would live to age of 100 i will live 70? Of course yes... You people really want to become super-old-grand-something or live shorter but have full satisfaction from Your life? Be able to move mountains or such? Be able to do SO MUCH... change the w...[Show full comment]