Will You Press The Button?

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

It says no restrictions. Time is a restriction. No downside

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Imma find a loophole in your mom.

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CREAMYMEME 11 years ago

How long can a human fly before being shot down by the government? "Sir there's somthing in the sky bigger than any bird but smaller than any plane" "IT'S A DRONE!!! SHOOT IT"

Faulty11 4 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

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-Delta- 9 years ago

If i have no restrictions, i fly faster than the speed of light and go back in time when im about to die, create wormholes through the massive ammounts of negative mass i would be outputting, and create a closed timelike curve to make timetravel accessable for anyone

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Wtf dude?

daabat5 10 years ago

Can we just take the time to realise that there are two abilities in the same sentence.

Magickat 10 years ago

super human ability ablility

PoisonousShadows 10 years ago

When I clicked it I died because apparently I was supposed to die sometime in 20 years anyways :/

Alden Appleby 13 years ago

My life span will reduce to minutes if I get this.

WolfRex 9 years ago

Doflamingo Crashing in a building

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Brreezy 6 years ago

DEAL IM 12

Mimisan 10 years ago

wheres the lemmie fly button

Harith Alshaibani 13 years ago

you can make yourself immortal

Teresa Pang 13 years ago

is there even a downside

hypes123 11 years ago

ABILITY ABILITY

oaksj1982@gmail.com 10 years ago

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Deeznutsgotem' 11 years ago

Meh...whatever

promiser 10 years ago

meh im a skeleton im already dead

The Arrow 11 years ago

Push earth into a vacuum and live there. Time shall not be a concept.

Prince_Vegeta 9 years ago

I can already fly

Sarril 11 years ago

so if i would live to age of 100 i will live 70? Of course yes... You people really want to become super-old-grand-something or live shorter but have full satisfaction from Your life? Be able to move mountains or such? Be able to do SO MUCH... change the w... [Show full comment]

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

feck no

MAQG 11 years ago

For that there are jetpacks

Your_favorite_gay 5 years ago

It says no limitations or restrictions, so i can fly on light speed and then i wont age

AurosKnight 12 years ago

screw it, id die faster with this power anyway

EspeonThePirate 11 years ago

Nope, I'm keeping my (hopefully) long life RIGHT ON THIS GROUND!

DiddleFiddle 8 years ago

I died 2 years ago.

Z0m41e 8 years ago

This makes no sense.

TwitchChat 10 years ago

Comments are so bugged -.-

alfredcooll1 11 years ago

Wow really 50/50

WolfRex 9 years ago

Worth it

CREAMYMEME 11 years ago

Super human ability ability, lol

Conko_Donko 9 years ago

That means that death isn't a limitation! #loophole

mad_gamerZ 11 years ago

What if i whuld normaly live over 100 years old

Derpigrl 11 years ago

SCREW 51% I GET TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1

Elfiplier 11 years ago

One of my superpowers would be to live for a certain amount of years ._.

Cool-Boy-42909 6 years ago

PLOT HOLES

Kalle Saretsalo 13 years ago

Worth it.

USGC 8 years ago

Time is a restriction

Gohan is the best dbz character 10 years ago

Again what's the point if your gonna die earlier

OREOSANDEGGS 10 years ago

you can choose an ability that makes you imortal :D

EmraldSlime 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rachel Rivera 11 years ago

..

Toikaa 11 years ago

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Shad0wW0lf7335 5 years ago

Become immortal then accept problem solved

dman the fett 12 years ago

Only if I knew my life span.... 37 more years why not

JezicaFusie 10 years ago

Fuck it we"re all gonna die anyway. *press*

AquaF1ame 11 years ago

Wow such spelling,

POKEMON GIRL53 10 years ago

What hell they put ability twice

lrb150 11 years ago

73 year old presses the button. Dies immediately and floats toward German cannibals.

Im_a_magical_fucking_dragon 8 years ago

I don't see a downside

Peng Claudio Sarno 13 years ago

No shitting your pants and being an apathic asshole on the front porch, and I'm planning to die relatively young anyway, so why not

Kampfarsch 11 years ago

Just do the fly around the earth super man move and badabum badabing

YourBoiTy675 9 years ago

wow fifty fifty! i chose flight because i can go to another planet with insane technology (no limits am i right) and get them to expand my life span by 500. that will reduce to 480 with the 20 year loss but who cares

jeditommy02 9 years ago

I would have a super-human ability, but not a super-human ability ability

Tiggercat02 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Rachel Rivera 11 years ago

People should all know that this is a chain letter..

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DannyMcManny 11 years ago

YES OF ALL DEM YESSES

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