Will You Press The Button?

juanchovader9 years ago

Han solo would be happy.

vim2375 years ago

Too soon

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Comrade_Sowbeast3609 years ago

Ill get to used to hell

ALoneTenno9 years ago

This guy/girl. I applaud you :3

AtheenaWolf11229 years ago

I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm...[Show full comment]

SamderShmurder5 months ago

Rape 🤣🤣🤣

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Selmar Koning12 years ago

by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE

Jammy64847 years ago

I wasn't I was made in a lab

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Gooby20058 years ago

But why don't we try to be good people to get to heaven and I know it exists

Migdin18 years ago

Because not everyone belives in heaven.

Shaguru9 years ago

Heaven alreadyexists.

Thetruthspeaker7 years ago

I agree. The proof is that it"s in God"s word that it does exist

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CatOfGold9 years ago

Heaven alrrady exists

Buttonpresser101pro8 years ago

Christian fuckers.

ALoneTenno9 years ago

I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.

NightingaleA1137 years ago

Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ...[Show full comment]

George Daniel 9 years ago

I'm a Christian so I choose life

vodam7 years ago

Same

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SteelAssassin9 years ago

I already believe in heaven and hell so yeah. Id rather not press the button

Icarns649 years ago

Heaven already exists

PezTheBrony9 years ago

I'm a Christian so, I'd probably NOT make it hard to get to heaven. :/

Agarillobob9 years ago

isn´t everyone a son or a daughter?

cynicaldirector19 years ago

all of us are son's and daughter's of god

hipotamer9 years ago

Heaven already exists

colemaniac119 years ago

heaven already exists... DUH

SinonMercer7 years ago

Souls go nowhere because souls don't exist. And I can't prove Heaven doesn't exist, I admit that, but that doesn't mean ab I have to believe in it.

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Camila Lopez12 years ago

I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago

Agreed

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Gil1468 years ago

That would be awful.

Nicojp413 years ago

Nonbinary assassins fucking destroying people"s eternitys

Ryzasu10 years ago

Ill move to america, get a handgun and teach my daughter how to use it

BarryTheHedgehog7 years ago

When you are old, tell your kid to kill you

gezthefez11 years ago

Actually he van is real and the only way into heaven is believing that Jesus, God one and only son, died on a Cross and rose 3 days later.

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff8 years ago

sdf

Cheyenne Hall12 years ago

My child would know I'd be in a good place. Just feel sorry for anyone who didnt have kids.

2729 years ago

who the fuck thinks of these questions...

GinkgoBiloba9 years ago

COME AT ME BR- I MEAN SONS, GIVE DAD SOME ECSTASY

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago

I'm a Christian so that kinda offended me, you know?

Allie543218 years ago

... heaven is already real (Christian here)

Person_Person4 years ago

it already exists, why press the button?

bosie310 years ago

i dont want to be murdered! :(

Lausmus9 years ago

Han Solo?

Andrew Gibson12 years ago

Novel/Film idea.

LoopholeHacker9 years ago

Well, just tell them to kill you on your deathbed.

Caruil9 years ago

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Totally not a person9 years ago

These kinds of posts are what make people stupid

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ToBoss4U9 years ago

HEven alredy exist

M00nlght8 years ago

I decided to like all the things that said it already exists because more people will see it, but your grammar has failed you.

blajuvu9 years ago

I only pressed the button so I can go to hell. I heard that you can have sex all day and everyone is hot in hell.

M00nlght8 years ago

I doubt that is true.

M00nlght8 years ago

I already know Heaven exists. BELIEVE, MAH BROS!

crossbow10 years ago

everyone is a son or daughter of someone it never said it had to be yours

DeathsMyrrh8 years ago

So if I ask someone to murder me on my deathbed, I go to heaven?

Deadpool11229 years ago

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DreamyYetti85771last year

ezmode

pvzmegagamer9 years ago

I think this ment to kill you [you will die I think]

MonsterOfMen9 years ago

"Son/daughter my time is nigh..... Do it"

ignitedrik7 years ago

Heaven already exists

Logan Pizza11 years ago

everyone is a son or daughter of someone.

PuzzelMaster1239 years ago

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TeamKobus28 years ago

So you"d die in heaven? That means you go to SUPER HEAVEN

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Baring the fact that it doesn't specify whose son/daughter it is, you could just make it a family tradition to bring grandma/grandpa out to the middle of nowhere on like, their 70th birthday or whatever and do the deed. 60th if you don't want to risk it, and pull an early trip if you're deathly ill.

8-Bit Half-Wit9 years ago

I'll adhere to my typical belief of heaven. Thanks for the offer, though, so I know what NOT to think.

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