Will You Press The Button?

juanchovader8 years ago

Han solo would be happy.

vim2374 years ago

Too soon

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Comrade_Sowbeast3608 years ago

Ill get to used to hell

ALoneTenno8 years ago

This guy/girl. I applaud you :3

AtheenaWolf11228 years ago

I would never kill my mommy- I'd take a bullet for my mother, My mother it my world, call me obsessed or overly protective. But I have paranoia, and sometimes I go through all her pill bottles because I'm scared someone poisoned her. And I don't start warm...[Show full comment]

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Excuse me, what the hell?

Shaguru8 years ago

Heaven alreadyexists.

Thetruthspeaker6 years ago

I agree. The proof is that it"s in God"s word that it does exist

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Gooby20057 years ago

But why don't we try to be good people to get to heaven and I know it exists

Migdin17 years ago

Because not everyone belives in heaven.

Selmar Koning11 years ago

by A son or daughter, not MY son or daughter and we all had parents... we might as well kill ourselves cus yea... we are all sons and daughters of SOMEONE

Jammy64846 years ago

I wasn't I was made in a lab

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CatOfGold8 years ago

Heaven alrrady exists

Buttonpresser101pro7 years ago

Christian fuckers.

ALoneTenno8 years ago

I'm going to Hell anyways so if heaven and hell don't exist then that's better for me.

NightingaleA1136 years ago

Ok but imagine how life would be... like, it would just become tradition that when your parent grows old, you stab them, or shoot them or whatever! Or what if you hear that your parent got hit by a car, and doesn't have long to live... hospitals just have ...[Show full comment]

George Daniel 8 years ago

I'm a Christian so I choose life

vodam6 years ago

Same

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SteelAssassin8 years ago

I already believe in heaven and hell so yeah. Id rather not press the button

Icarns648 years ago

Heaven already exists

PezTheBrony8 years ago

I'm a Christian so, I'd probably NOT make it hard to get to heaven. :/

Agarillobob8 years ago

isn´t everyone a son or a daughter?

cynicaldirector18 years ago

all of us are son's and daughter's of god

hipotamer8 years ago

Heaven already exists

colemaniac118 years ago

heaven already exists... DUH

SinonMercer6 years ago

Souls go nowhere because souls don't exist. And I can't prove Heaven doesn't exist, I admit that, but that doesn't mean ab I have to believe in it.

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Camila Lopez11 years ago

I do not want children at all. And I'm an atheist and I'm perfectly content with an afterlife not existing, because after death I can't exactly exist to care.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid6 years ago

Agreed

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2728 years ago

who the fuck thinks of these questions...

GinkgoBiloba8 years ago

COME AT ME BR- I MEAN SONS, GIVE DAD SOME ECSTASY

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff7 years ago

sdf

Cheyenne Hall11 years ago

My child would know I'd be in a good place. Just feel sorry for anyone who didnt have kids.

peanutbutterpegasus9 years ago

I'm a Christian so that kinda offended me, you know?

Allie543217 years ago

... heaven is already real (Christian here)

bosie39 years ago

i dont want to be murdered! :(

Lausmus8 years ago

Han Solo?

Person_Person3 years ago

it already exists, why press the button?

LoopholeHacker8 years ago

Well, just tell them to kill you on your deathbed.

Caruil8 years ago

P. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not pa...[Show full comment]

Totally not a person8 years ago

These kinds of posts are what make people stupid

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Andrew Gibson11 years ago

Novel/Film idea.

blajuvu8 years ago

I only pressed the button so I can go to hell. I heard that you can have sex all day and everyone is hot in hell.

M00nlght7 years ago

I doubt that is true.

M00nlght7 years ago

I already know Heaven exists. BELIEVE, MAH BROS!

ToBoss4U8 years ago

HEven alredy exist

M00nlght7 years ago

I decided to like all the things that said it already exists because more people will see it, but your grammar has failed you.

DeathsMyrrh8 years ago

So if I ask someone to murder me on my deathbed, I go to heaven?

Deadpool11228 years ago

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DreamyYetti857716 months ago

ezmode

crossbow9 years ago

everyone is a son or daughter of someone it never said it had to be yours

MonsterOfMen8 years ago

"Son/daughter my time is nigh..... Do it"

ignitedrik6 years ago

Heaven already exists

Logan Pizza10 years ago

everyone is a son or daughter of someone.

pvzmegagamer8 years ago

I think this ment to kill you [you will die I think]

TeamKobus27 years ago

So you"d die in heaven? That means you go to SUPER HEAVEN

Jacob Wright11 years ago

Baring the fact that it doesn't specify whose son/daughter it is, you could just make it a family tradition to bring grandma/grandpa out to the middle of nowhere on like, their 70th birthday or whatever and do the deed. 60th if you don't want to risk it, and pull an early trip if you're deathly ill.

8-Bit Half-Wit8 years ago

I'll adhere to my typical belief of heaven. Thanks for the offer, though, so I know what NOT to think.

PuzzelMaster1238 years ago

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snivy6418 years ago

no thx

FiberSIlkington9 years ago

Even as an Atheist I find this offensive and stupid.

ButtonUnMaster2 years ago

So a madman royal who gets assassinated by his son over the throne gets into heaven while a homeless Joe Schmoe who never has kids goes straight to hell??

bosie39 years ago

i dont want to be murdered! :( it would be painful, wouldn't it?

391014098 years ago

I wanna go to hell

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