Will You Press The Button?

GodsMorale12 months ago

I´m a god, why poop then?

235x0last year

Some Gods have no orifices. like possibly Arceus

Reddeath949 years ago

Use god powers to not have to poop ever. It works because the negative is you have to go to the bathroom every 24 hours, not poop every 24 hours. Therefore going to the bathroom only requires you to pee.

Delta_65015 years ago

Then the cacti will come out your D or V ur Dik or vgna

Dave Leon12 years ago

Well, since I'm God, I can just fix that.

DaGuy4 years ago

Ugh you smart cookie

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BruhMoment45815 years ago

Just expand your butthole

Yukitai4 years ago

You may end up pooping a thicker cactus... Best thing would be to remove the concept and every cactus from existence, thus you"d be pooping [ ] out. IF this fails, just direct the downside to be that furry cactus instead of the prickly kind.

justjesus5 years ago

So as God, I will make it so I never need to poop, the excess food in my body will simply teleport into the sewers from my stomach. Now I just have to go pee every 24 hours.

Scripted8 years ago

Just as painful as haemorhoids

SgtBaker5 years ago

Me: *Becomes God* Also me: "Cacti dont exist"

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

What cacti?

Dinopack118 years ago

Remove your pain

ththomas95 years ago

Malina707. God poop ALL THE TIME! that"s why you never see him.

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OguzhanYigit8 years ago

The God doesn't shit....

Kittenlover1018 years ago

HAHA!

-_Unknown_-6 years ago

If your God, you can make cacti smooth

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

BUT I can make the definition for the term "24 hours" be "eternity". LOOPHOLES, BITCH. GOTTA FIND 'EM ALL!

guyeatspuns8 years ago

Loopholemons gators find em all

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PaigeAlpha8 years ago

I shall change the reality in which this button doesn't have a downside :3

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago

What if you"re atheist

Yukitai4 years ago

The concept of "god" still exists for atheists, they just don't believe in any. Like if someone said god saved them, you"d still be able to picture an almighty humanoid (no doubt) saving people, thus your atheist question doesn't work. You"d become an op myth.

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pepenator9 years ago

Just take Imodium

KIRA19 years ago

I'm already Kira so I'm already GOD like if you love DeathNote because L is the best

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

Everyone likes L, everyone, even Kira.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

janice22 years ago

thank you richard dickson

Connor Quinn12 years ago

Guys it's implied that you can't fix the down side.

dankmemes1018 years ago

THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY READ THE DOWNSIDE!

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Alexis Faye Williams12 years ago

Hello, I can control everything in existence as I see fit.

Mikael24127 years ago

Just deleted cactuses from existanse XD

jk155410 years ago

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sonhol8 years ago

You become god and can control reality and "EVERYTHING" in existence as you see fit so i can fix the problem

bungee-gum3 years ago

where the heck did this thought come from

Amberstare8 years ago

Just erase your body and remake it to your liking

ButterStickles10 years ago

Cant I change that since I'm God

KileeMcAtee11 years ago

ouch

Nakeyo9 years ago

Just press I will not and it will never happed °_°

Lucy_Dragneel10 years ago

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AmeliaDansie8 years ago

painful craps

Kevin Knaap12 years ago

Guys, just make the cacti fluffy rather that covered in spikes

-_-km26 days ago

把仙人掌‘’抹去‘’

TjVas9 years ago

"Control reality" = unstoppable cactus butt pain? I think not.

Chris Lafer12 years ago

So I just need to only ever pee and Im good.

leapfroggrr3 years ago

just make it so food fully dissolves in my stomach and i have perfect health regardless

YOLOMAN9 years ago

If I'm god I can make downsides disappear

ttony7 years ago

no food, no poop

~Wave~length~10 years ago

Simple. You can control reality, change the cacti into gold the instant you start to take a dump.

TomB0998 years ago

Just make cacti really smooth

Skypony10 years ago

Im God i can just make the cacti harmless

GayVeggieBurger8 years ago

You could just make cacti small and smooth so you"d be fine

JD8010 years ago

Why is this so damn close!?

MagicCookie45964 years ago

Hot

ThatAdventureguy8 years ago

What"s the upside?

ThatAdventureguy8 years ago

Get it...

dooperer11 years ago

I'm a God. Make something to make me not poop

Alphas_rogue6669 years ago

Since when did god take shits anyway?

Roody charles10 years ago

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TBH-Deez_Nutslast year

If I can warp reality then just remove sh!t entirely

Cactus Jack's9 years ago

The ultimate s***

NiftyChibi7 years ago

The "pooping cacti" pain only applies every time you take a dump, so just don't take a dump. It says you can't stop yourself from going to the bathroom for longer than 24 hours, but it only says "going to the bathroom", not actually using it/taking a dump.

schematixx10 years ago

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