Will You Press The Button?

GodsMorale12 months ago

I´m a god, why poop then?

235x0last year

Some Gods have no orifices. like possibly Arceus

Reddeath949 years ago

Use god powers to not have to poop ever. It works because the negative is you have to go to the bathroom every 24 hours, not poop every 24 hours. Therefore going to the bathroom only requires you to pee.

Delta_65015 years ago

Then the cacti will come out your D or V ur Dik or vgna

Dave Leon12 years ago

Well, since I'm God, I can just fix that.

DaGuy4 years ago

Ugh you smart cookie

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BruhMoment45815 years ago

Just expand your butthole

Yukitai4 years ago

You may end up pooping a thicker cactus... Best thing would be to remove the concept and every cactus from existence, thus you"d be pooping [ ] out. IF this fails, just direct the downside to be that furry cactus instead of the prickly kind.

justjesus5 years ago

So as God, I will make it so I never need to poop, the excess food in my body will simply teleport into the sewers from my stomach. Now I just have to go pee every 24 hours.

Scripted8 years ago

Just as painful as haemorhoids

SgtBaker5 years ago

Me: *Becomes God* Also me: "Cacti dont exist"

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

What cacti?

Dinopack118 years ago

Remove your pain

ththomas95 years ago

Malina707. God poop ALL THE TIME! that"s why you never see him.

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OguzhanYigit8 years ago

The God doesn't shit....

Kittenlover1018 years ago

HAHA!

-_Unknown_-6 years ago

If your God, you can make cacti smooth

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago

BUT I can make the definition for the term "24 hours" be "eternity". LOOPHOLES, BITCH. GOTTA FIND 'EM ALL!

guyeatspuns8 years ago

Loopholemons gators find em all

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PaigeAlpha8 years ago

I shall change the reality in which this button doesn't have a downside :3

Pastel-Cringe138 years ago

What if you"re atheist

Yukitai4 years ago

The concept of "god" still exists for atheists, they just don't believe in any. Like if someone said god saved them, you"d still be able to picture an almighty humanoid (no doubt) saving people, thus your atheist question doesn't work. You"d become an op myth.

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pepenator9 years ago

Just take Imodium

KIRA19 years ago

I'm already Kira so I'm already GOD like if you love DeathNote because L is the best

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

Everyone likes L, everyone, even Kira.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

janice22 years ago

thank you richard dickson

Connor Quinn12 years ago

Guys it's implied that you can't fix the down side.

dankmemes1018 years ago

THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY READ THE DOWNSIDE!

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Alexis Faye Williams12 years ago

Hello, I can control everything in existence as I see fit.

dylanthebuttonpresser4 years ago

use your reality warping abilities to stop pooping cacti

Mr. Pie10 years ago

Nope there is only one god and he is in heaven looking at us

Galaxydude908 years ago

That Question Is For Fuckin Shits

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weenus9 years ago

You can just make yourself not poop, you"re god

Ninja1112038 years ago

Make cactus be shit

Zedzedzedzedzed Zed12 years ago

Then just... Make pain nonexistant

mestrechifo9 years ago

One punch that problem

Swortsi6 years ago

If you can change reality then I would make the cacti water or something

TheNorthWind10 years ago

You dont have to take a dump anymore

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

“Can control reality and everything in existence as you see fit” As I exist (as far as I know), I can make myself not shit cacti.

linkthefox9 years ago

I'm an atheist there no such thing as god, Santa claws, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and other made up fairyland characters like the ones listed

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

do you mind if i pray for you? Christ took our sins on the cross.

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ChrisgLucas7 years ago

Well since I am god I make pain mean orgasm. There easy fix.

marineC110 years ago

You could make pain no longer exit for you so sure.

Zacattac8 years ago

remove the word bathroom from existence and replace it with something else pain goes away and you never crap cacti again >:D

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Assuming that you cannot change the fact that you poop cacti, nor can you change the fact that you cannot hold it in for more than 24 hours, you can still get out of it. Simply make yourself not have to eat anymore, and you will never have to poop again.

memes10204198 years ago

Just make it so you can tolerate the agony boiiiii

Aphoriste10 years ago

And then God said, cacti don't exist

Common-sense9 years ago

Your a god you don't shit

Wolffee1014 years ago

How big would the cactus be?

Thug Life Doge9 years ago

*Becomes God* *Makes Cacti Painless* LOOP HOLE xD

james54174711 years ago

i am god, i can cancle that last thing

MutantPony9 years ago

What in the name of chocolate ice cream is this?!? How did anyone even come up with this?

Rinkata Takukumiri10 years ago

Just make the cacti spineless

Greeninja58 years ago

Remove the spines from cacti. All cacti.

sonicj019 years ago

dont go for a poo god doesnt need to poo

Natanm17 years ago

I"ve said this before, god is overrated

banterboy10 years ago

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Idonthaveagoodusername8 years ago

worth it

Jose Pedro Garcia12 years ago

Earth hours or another planet's hours because that matters

WhatTheSigma5 months ago

What the Sigma?

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