You become a superhero with enough money to afford all the gadgets you need to fight crime
but
Your parents are brutally murdered in front of you
I will not

Im_just_oreo 8 years ago
Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie 10 years ago
I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK101 4 years ago
Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac 10 years ago
i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton 13 years ago
nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees 8 years ago
Jeffguy hows that a loophole
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Pip6625 11 years ago
I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin1 10 years ago
THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrJoeyF 10 years ago
So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking 10 years ago
You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie 11 years ago
IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma 10 years ago
So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago
batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate15 10 years ago
Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord78 10 years ago
So you are basically batman

Silas Harris 13 years ago
Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
what if it was another version of tony stark?

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
No thank you!

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh132 9 years ago
Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut1344 9 years ago
"I'm Batman"

Aer0n 9 years ago
So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar 10 years ago
Batman and no.

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo 10 years ago
My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip99 11 years ago
just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore 13 years ago
o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st 6 years ago
Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero
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Curtis Plante 13 years ago
I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow 10 years ago
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Hunter Shults 13 years ago
mother is already dead so

superawesome 10 years ago
same here

AlexWilmot 9 years ago
I feel like I"ve heard this before... probably nothing.

Kalicrimson 11 years ago
How to be batman confirmed.

Epic_nugget 8 months ago
I am batman

SEVVYSAVAGE 10 years ago
batman?

Carrie Lovell 13 years ago
So pretty much Iron Man?

Mr Medical 11 years ago
Fuck being a superhero. I will use my money to buy guns, drugs, women and beer.

Pip6625 11 years ago
Or you know... something nice. Like a puppy. Just saying.

XxCrystalphoenixX 3 years ago
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vivid_62 10 years ago
I'm batman

Jacob Read 13 years ago
I'm batman

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
They are already dead

kade_playz 11 years ago
BATMAN

Psycogamer666 10 years ago
I think I would call myself BatMan

wampiregui 11 years ago
IM BATMAN

UnknownCommenter123 11 years ago
Im adopted. So idc

CreeperWietse 10 years ago
Batman

Ligss 11 years ago
If you cannot protect the people you love the most, then I see no upside about this.

IamPERSONmuahahahahaha 5 years ago
its a win-win situation

coulman73 11 years ago
That's the reason I became a superhero.

Molly Driscoll 13 years ago
Umm.....

ninjatiger 12 years ago
Nananananananana Im batman

DarkestSpace 7 years ago
What kind of Batman I could be? Lol

Lizzytrash29 9 years ago
I'm batman

LAE 11 years ago
Batman? Hmmmm can I buy a TARDIS?

TimmyTheHobo 8 years ago
With all the money, you could save thousands or even millions of lives. Benefit the majority.
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