Will You Press The Button?

Im_just_oreo7 years ago

Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie9 years ago

I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK1013 years ago

Same. Also nononononono

Michael Baton12 years ago

nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees7 years ago

Jeffguy hows that a loophole

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Zacattac9 years ago

i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Pip66259 years ago

I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin18 years ago

THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrJoeyF8 years ago

So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking9 years ago

You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie9 years ago

IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES8 years ago

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma8 years ago

So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD9 years ago

batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate159 years ago

Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord789 years ago

So you are basically batman

SCIENCERULES8 years ago

No thank you!

SCIENCERULES8 years ago

Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh1328 years ago

Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut13448 years ago

"I'm Batman"

Aer0n8 years ago

So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

Silas Harris12 years ago

Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

what if it was another version of tony stark?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar8 years ago

Batman and no.

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo8 years ago

My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip9910 years ago

just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore12 years ago

o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st4 years ago

Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero

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Curtis Plante12 years ago

I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow8 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Hunter Shults12 years ago

mother is already dead so

superawesome9 years ago

same here

Pyrotechnical9 years ago

You don't become "a superhero", you become "the superhero" nananananananananananananana BATMAN

Herr Krauss10 years ago

I'am the night, I'M BATMAN

Luccacrack4 years ago

what if I don't fight crime I just buy cool gadgets and be millionare like batman but without fighting crime

jshaw719 years ago

I'M BATMAN!

Briiannascheck10 years ago

batman ?

Artemis87 years ago

So you bacome barman 🦇

killstien10 years ago

BATMAN

bendy8 years ago

batman all over again

fake10 years ago

#way of blackman xD (batman)

lorenjball9 years ago

Batman and invent a time machine save ur family without distorting the current reality.

Honorassassin11 years ago

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA TURTLE MAAAAN!

AWrinklyFod10 years ago

nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN!!!!

Clovis2 years ago

BATMANNNNNNNNN

madguy25509 years ago

hey hey hey, to me this is Your parents are brutally murdered in front of you, but you become a superhero with enough money to afford all the gadgets you need to fight crime.

Surreal Evony12 years ago

Sorry, I do not want to be Batman.

writerspartyqueen7 years ago

BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! fuck Batman

Deadcool131310 years ago

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xlan4 years ago

So just batman?

cadikai9 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Raylene Crane12 years ago

so batman?

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

What if I have no parents? Haha

NathanAltino9 years ago

So...you're basically Batman, WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE IM BATMAN!

Mjondor10 years ago

I'll take obvious superhero references for 1000, Alex.

lovey82610 years ago

So im batman?

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