Will You Press The Button?

Im_just_oreo7 years ago

Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie8 years ago

I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK1012 years ago

Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac9 years ago

i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton12 years ago

nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees7 years ago

Jeffguy hows that a loophole

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Pip66259 years ago

I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin18 years ago

THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrJoeyF8 years ago

So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking9 years ago

You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie9 years ago

IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES7 years ago

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma8 years ago

So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD8 years ago

batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate159 years ago

Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord789 years ago

So you are basically batman

SCIENCERULES7 years ago

No thank you!

SCIENCERULES7 years ago

Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh1328 years ago

Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut13448 years ago

"I'm Batman"

Aer0n8 years ago

So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

Silas Harris12 years ago

Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

what if it was another version of tony stark?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar8 years ago

Batman and no.

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo8 years ago

My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip9910 years ago

just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore12 years ago

o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st4 years ago

Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero

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Curtis Plante12 years ago

I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow8 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

Hunter Shults12 years ago

mother is already dead so

superawesome9 years ago

same here

Fishcat2354 years ago

BaT dUDe

theDoctor05109 years ago

So..... I become batman?

Lucas Monteiro12 years ago

Now I AM BATMAN

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

Ambethia169 years ago

Where's the downside? Jk.....maybe. Mwahahahaha. Jk.

SCIENCERULES7 years ago

Who the f**k is JK?

Kassmass10 years ago

Sooooo batman then

MisseCummins8 years ago

/\ These two will brutally fuck another till neither of them can walk straight \/

ReDwErD10 years ago

fucking batman

PtdShiny11 years ago

Batman. This is just batman.

TheTrueBoi6 years ago

I don't like my parents

Unitacos9 years ago

So...I'm pulling a Bruce Wayne Batman story here? I see how you're rolling

Notlocklast year

IM BATMAN 🦇 I LIVE IN THE SHADOWS JUSTICE... FOR GOTHAM! ARE THEY GOING THO THE BATCAVE BATMAN NEEDS HIS SUPPLIES FOR GOTHAM SLIDE INTO BATTLE FOR GOTTHHHAAAMMM