You become a superhero with enough money to afford all the gadgets you need to fight crime
but
Your parents are brutally murdered in front of you
I will not


Im_just_oreo7 years ago
Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie8 years ago
I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK1012 years ago
Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac9 years ago
i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton12 years ago
nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees7 years ago
Jeffguy hows that a loophole
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Pip66259 years ago
I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin18 years ago
THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrJoeyF8 years ago
So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking9 years ago
You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie9 years ago
IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES7 years ago
WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma8 years ago
So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD8 years ago
batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate159 years ago
Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord789 years ago
So you are basically batman

SCIENCERULES7 years ago
No thank you!

SCIENCERULES7 years ago
Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh1328 years ago
Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut13448 years ago
"I'm Batman"

Aer0n8 years ago
So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

Silas Harris12 years ago
Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
what if it was another version of tony stark?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar8 years ago
Batman and no.

Knucklesfan8 years ago
Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo8 years ago
My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip9910 years ago
just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore12 years ago
o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st4 years ago
Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero
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Curtis Plante12 years ago
I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow8 years ago
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Hunter Shults12 years ago
mother is already dead so

superawesome9 years ago
same here

happypotato10003 years ago
i’m an orphan

Lordpixel1989 years ago
So I become Batman?

Matthew Ryan Ames12 years ago
Do you know what that is? Because I'm Batman.

Sansyboy237 years ago
Does that sound like any dc hero we know

My Name is Jeff 9 years ago
Well someone's been there like bruce wayne

DontPickOnMe8 years ago
Dunununununununununununu BATMAN!

SambeSiili8 years ago
My mom already overdosed and dad was shit by cops so i guess yes?

Shuriken Gaming9 years ago
So... Pretty much become batman. Nah, I'll let my friend be batman.

Silver369 years ago
So basically batman

RaptorPhysics 10 years ago
Want to be a hero? Why not BATMAN

schnitzelbauer4 years ago
what happends when you click the button: *turns into batman*

whenpigsfly959 years ago
Just get a time machine gadget to go back and time and save your parents

kaycee247811 years ago
My dad is dead and I can just close my eyes. Just cuz it's in front of you doesn't mean you have to look..

Your-average-retard6 years ago
Arent you killing your parents against their will? If you dont become a superhero they dont die but if you do they die? Idk

plazmafighter9 years ago
sorry ma

AromanticNotAromatic8 years ago
What if I don't want to fight crime?

dakon059 years ago
that is batman

ShyRasan1237 years ago
Just buy a re-life potion for your parents.

Donuts9 years ago
Batmaaaaaaan is not my LYF. No way. Never. #istandwithparents

Sipi23sapa10 years ago
YES I GET TO BECOME BAT MAN

Mammotlast year
erm, batman much?

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago
I don't even like my parents so......

Josh GoHawks Rusk12 years ago
I forgot how bad batman really had it...

djcool2328 years ago
My parents mean so much to me :( waaaaa
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