You become a superhero with enough money to afford all the gadgets you need to fight crime
but
Your parents are brutally murdered in front of you
I will not

Im_just_oreo 8 years ago
Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie 10 years ago
I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK101 4 years ago
Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac 10 years ago
i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton 13 years ago
nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees 8 years ago
Jeffguy hows that a loophole
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Pip6625 11 years ago
I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin1 10 years ago
THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrJoeyF 10 years ago
So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking 10 years ago
You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie 11 years ago
IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma 10 years ago
So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago
batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate15 10 years ago
Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord78 10 years ago
So you are basically batman

Silas Harris 13 years ago
Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
what if it was another version of tony stark?

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
No thank you!

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh132 9 years ago
Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut1344 9 years ago
"I'm Batman"

Aer0n 9 years ago
So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

TheMightyTOG 10 years ago
I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar 10 years ago
Batman and no.

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo 10 years ago
My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip99 11 years ago
just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore 13 years ago
o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st 6 years ago
Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero
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Curtis Plante 13 years ago
I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow 10 years ago
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Hunter Shults 13 years ago
mother is already dead so

superawesome 10 years ago
same here

julian921 11 years ago
my mom and grandma abuse me so... yes

Charleedec52 10 years ago
So Batman

Ubercrow 12 years ago
Parents are already dead :^)

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago
Batman... Batman Batman... Batman Batman... Batman Corre, corre è Batman (Batman) E con agilità, in un attimo è qua, proprio qua (Ci piace Batman, ci piace com"è) Corre, corre è Batman (Batman) Gira per la città Per difendere la libertà La criminalità a ga... [Show full comment]

SASQUATCH 11 years ago
Sooooooooooooooooooo BATMAN

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago
O h

shashielovesbuttons 10 years ago
Story if Batman's life

Cherry Lemonade 13 years ago
so...i have to exercise, i got to with newfound fame(socializing) , figure out gadgets ( i cant get my apps to load!) then i gotta fight people!? At the sheer cost of watching my parents die? FUGGET

EduardoBecerra 8 years ago
Nope! No Explanation Needed😔😔😔

crystaldasylveon 11 years ago
So we batman here, welp batman does become a criminal so, I guess we r criminals :o

Loopholesbeginhere 10 years ago
Batman in a nutshell. Also seeing parents murdered required unless your an alien

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE 11 years ago
Tutorial how to become BATMAN

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MmathildaA 9 years ago
tony stark in civil war :((

liam14640 11 years ago
batman

Starfall50 10 years ago
So... batman?

creeper857 11 years ago
well that sounds like batman to me SO I BECOME BATMAN WHEN I CLICK BUTTON :D

Good_Shepherd 11 years ago
Secretly hates parents.

Captain Actually 10 years ago
I will sacrifice my parents to become Batman!

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
Selfish bastard… you’re a terrible person, Captain Actually!

fnaff 11 years ago
36% people don't care of their parents die. Lel

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
I don't wanna be Batman

TSGU PRODUCTIONS 11 years ago
So basically batman

Malcolmxt 9 years ago
Isnt this like every super hero story?

Lemmykoopa755 11 years ago
If I have so much money then I'll just buy a resurrection divice
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