Will You Press The Button?

Im_just_oreo7 years ago

Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie9 years ago

I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK1013 years ago

Same. Also nononononono

Michael Baton12 years ago

nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees7 years ago

Jeffguy hows that a loophole

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Zacattac9 years ago

i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Pip66259 years ago

I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin18 years ago

THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrJoeyF8 years ago

So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking9 years ago

You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie9 years ago

IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES8 years ago

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma8 years ago

So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD9 years ago

batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate159 years ago

Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord789 years ago

So you are basically batman

SCIENCERULES8 years ago

No thank you!

SCIENCERULES8 years ago

Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh1328 years ago

Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut13448 years ago

"I'm Batman"

Aer0n8 years ago

So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

Silas Harris12 years ago

Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

what if it was another version of tony stark?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar8 years ago

Batman and no.

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo8 years ago

My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip9910 years ago

just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore12 years ago

o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st4 years ago

Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero

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Curtis Plante12 years ago

I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow8 years ago

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Hunter Shults12 years ago

mother is already dead so

superawesome9 years ago

same here

Sansyboy237 years ago

Does that sound like any dc hero we know

My Name is Jeff 10 years ago

Well someone's been there like bruce wayne

DontPickOnMe9 years ago

Dunununununununununununu BATMAN!

happypotato10003 years ago

i’m an orphan

Lordpixel1989 years ago

So I become Batman?

Matthew Ryan Ames12 years ago

Do you know what that is? Because I'm Batman.

Silver369 years ago

So basically batman

RaptorPhysics 10 years ago

Want to be a hero? Why not BATMAN

schnitzelbauer4 years ago

what happends when you click the button: *turns into batman*

whenpigsfly959 years ago

Just get a time machine gadget to go back and time and save your parents

SambeSiili8 years ago

My mom already overdosed and dad was shit by cops so i guess yes?

Shuriken Gaming10 years ago

So... Pretty much become batman. Nah, I'll let my friend be batman.

Your-average-retard6 years ago

Arent you killing your parents against their will? If you dont become a superhero they dont die but if you do they die? Idk

plazmafighter10 years ago

sorry ma

AromanticNotAromatic8 years ago

What if I don't want to fight crime?

dakon0510 years ago

that is batman

kaycee247811 years ago

My dad is dead and I can just close my eyes. Just cuz it's in front of you doesn't mean you have to look..

Sipi23sapa10 years ago

YES I GET TO BECOME BAT MAN

Mammotlast year

erm, batman much?

I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

I don't even like my parents so......

Josh GoHawks Rusk12 years ago

I forgot how bad batman really had it...

ShyRasan1237 years ago

Just buy a re-life potion for your parents.

Donuts10 years ago

Batmaaaaaaan is not my LYF. No way. Never. #istandwithparents

laforehead10 years ago

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