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You become a superhero with enough money to afford all the gadgets you need to fight crime
but
Your parents are brutally murdered in front of you
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Im_just_oreo 8 years ago
Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie 10 years ago
I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK101 4 years ago
Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac 10 years ago
i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton 13 years ago
nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees 8 years ago
Jeffguy hows that a loophole
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Pip6625 11 years ago
I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin1 10 years ago
THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MrJoeyF 10 years ago
So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking 10 years ago
You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie 11 years ago
IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma 10 years ago
So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago
batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate15 10 years ago
Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord78 10 years ago
So you are basically batman

Silas Harris 13 years ago
Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
what if it was another version of tony stark?

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
No thank you!

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh132 9 years ago
Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut1344 9 years ago
"I'm Batman"

Aer0n 9 years ago
So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago
I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar 10 years ago
Batman and no.

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo 10 years ago
My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip99 11 years ago
just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore 13 years ago
o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st 6 years ago
Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero
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Curtis Plante 13 years ago
I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

Hunter Shults 13 years ago
mother is already dead so

superawesome 10 years ago
same here

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Ambethia16 10 years ago
Where's the downside? Jk.....maybe. Mwahahahaha. Jk.

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago
Who the f**k is JK?

Kassmass 11 years ago
Sooooo batman then

Fishcat235 5 years ago
BaT dUDe

theDoctor0510 11 years ago
So..... I become batman?

Lucas Monteiro 13 years ago
Now I AM BATMAN

PtdShiny 12 years ago
Batman. This is just batman.

TheTrueBoi 7 years ago
I don't like my parents

Unitacos 11 years ago
So...I'm pulling a Bruce Wayne Batman story here? I see how you're rolling

MisseCummins 9 years ago
/\ These two will brutally fuck another till neither of them can walk straight \/

ReDwErD 11 years ago
fucking batman

Madiwasnthere 8 years ago
Batman?

Sweetpapi 11 years ago
Moneys on the way with cash net USA

Nstar67 11 years ago
I AM BAAAAAAAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Notlock 2 years ago
IM BATMAN 🦇 I LIVE IN THE SHADOWS JUSTICE... FOR GOTHAM! ARE THEY GOING THO THE BATCAVE BATMAN NEEDS HIS SUPPLIES FOR GOTHAM SLIDE INTO BATTLE FOR GOTTHHHAAAMMM

The_Kriz 10 years ago
I'm Batman

Meg Smith 13 years ago
Batman...

ras21 10 years ago
Is it just me or did everyone think or get a back flash of Batman

skye-lah 11 years ago
well then... I'M A WINCHESTER

Maxbobo123 5 years ago
Wait until your parents die of age or something then push it

hilljoy33 11 years ago
I can be batman

Paige Farnsworth 13 years ago
Batman sucks

Food5evr_Hufflepuff 9 years ago
Batman? Is that you? Whoops cape around and hides against wall

Just991 11 years ago
Im Batman, Bitch!
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