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You become a superhero with enough money to afford all the gadgets you need to fight crime

but

Your parents are brutally murdered in front of you

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Im_just_oreo 8 years ago

Whats batman’s favorite fruit? Bannanananananananananananana

Cady_cookie 10 years ago

I don't want to have the stress of a super hero anyway.

MarvelFREAK101 4 years ago

Same. Also nononononono

Zacattac 10 years ago

i will be like a daytime batman (i like my sleep and no villain is going to take that away from me)

Michael Baton 13 years ago

nananananananananananana batman. that just happened

Gees 8 years ago

Jeffguy hows that a loophole

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Pip6625 11 years ago

I buy a machine to bring them back to life. Or a memory erazor.

Migdin1 10 years ago

THAT TECHNOLOGY DOESNT EXIST YET!!!! IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MrJoeyF 10 years ago

So cool, Im Batman. But WHERES RACHEL

tsundereking 10 years ago

You guys are so mean i love my parents

Senpie 11 years ago

IM FUCKING BATMAN BITCHES

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND THE SWEARING!

Akroma 10 years ago

So you become Batman.

tHEgLiTcHgOD 10 years ago

batman in a nut shell. nanananananananannanananann BATMAN!!!!!! #sorrynotsorry

KittenKate15 10 years ago

Haha bat man anyone?

Wiselord78 10 years ago

So you are basically batman

Silas Harris 13 years ago

Everyone knows it's Batman, pointing it out doesn't make you look any smarter.

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

what if it was another version of tony stark?

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

No thank you!

SCIENCERULES 9 years ago

Nanananananananana BATMAN!

nerdneh132 9 years ago

Heck no, i love my dad.

KIngtut1344 9 years ago

"I'm Batman"

Aer0n 9 years ago

So I become Batman, The Flash, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Cyborg or any other super hero

TheMightyTOG 10 years ago

I'm getting too old for this shit.

AssHar 10 years ago

Batman and no.

Knucklesfan 10 years ago

Eh eh... I'm Batman.

Gilo 10 years ago

My first gadget will be the anti-Shark spray

Gip99 11 years ago

just like most superheros all have dead parents more reason to fight crime i don't want to be a superhero though

Kylie Moore 13 years ago

o-o am to lozy to be a superhero

Fusion_G0st 6 years ago

Every normal person is too lazy to be a superhero

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Curtis Plante 13 years ago

I shall become Batman

Nightmare_Shadow 10 years ago

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Hunter Shults 13 years ago

mother is already dead so

superawesome 10 years ago

same here

CreeperWietse 10 years ago

Batman

Ligss 11 years ago

If you cannot protect the people you love the most, then I see no upside about this.

IamPERSONmuahahahahaha 5 years ago

its a win-win situation

coulman73 11 years ago

That's the reason I became a superhero.

Molly Driscoll 13 years ago

Umm.....

UnknownCommenter123 11 years ago

Im adopted. So idc

DarkestSpace 7 years ago

What kind of Batman I could be? Lol

Lizzytrash29 9 years ago

I'm batman

LAE 11 years ago

Batman? Hmmmm can I buy a TARDIS?

ninjatiger 12 years ago

Nananananananana Im batman

trojan 10 years ago

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PhanIsLovePhanIsLife 11 years ago

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qwqpkn last year

That's Batman's business.

Anonymously judging 10 years ago

Nananananannananannnannna...

Vira Starr Cucal 13 years ago

I'M BATMAN.

TimmyTheHobo 8 years ago

With all the money, you could save thousands or even millions of lives. Benefit the majority.

Spartan_B634 11 years ago

So I become batman...

Hikaru70055 4 years ago

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xXchazzaXx 11 years ago

I would choose the power to resurrect

Chaotic Sev 13 years ago

Batman just happened =D

GoFlex87 9 years ago

So I’m Batman?

OneNameMarty 11 years ago

Because IM batman!

lazyPerfectionist 11 years ago

sounds like batman to me.

Briiannascheck 11 years ago

batman ?

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