Will You Press The Button?

SolarFlare8726864 years ago

Does anybody want to live forever? And not live with God in Heaven.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

God shmod, the only reason I"d want immortality is to one say watch AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THE ONE PIECE EPISODES IN ENGLISH DUB & eventually buy them all on dvd.

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CLONER4 years ago

Heal your depression

Mperr19 years ago

This basically would have happened anyways. Immortality is a curse!

Vrazt_last year

Exactly what you going to do when the world ends

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AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago

You didn't even have to mention the depression part.

xXSilver_CatXx8 years ago

I'm already alone because I was left here when the rest of my family went on a holiday and they never came back

1Heidi_Batterbury17 years ago

So a little like deadpool eh

mebruh9 years ago

That changes nothing other than I am immortal So Win-win

Otaku Alex12 years ago

What if I'm already alone and am prone to depression? Huh? Yeah, that's right. 100% gain.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I feel for you but its still grim as fuck dude.

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Dontpressfoxytofar7 years ago

it does not say how long! SOOOOO I'm alone for 5 minutes! Haha!

Not Here9 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

herccleary9 years ago

me too bby.

James Linstrom12 years ago

but... i dont get depressed. the only thing that makes me sad is the thought of me dying. happy irony!

rileysunshine129 years ago

The thing that makes me sad is the thought of not dying. I wouldn't be able to see my family

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Halle Barton12 years ago

sounds like Doctor Who

thatswhatithoughtm89 years ago

Why,Just Why,So,if i poop,somebody will say: "sounds like the doctor" JUST...WhatTheFuck not everything is the doctor...Geez.

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bouncingdonutz8 years ago

How long? Ill be alone and depressed for a millisecond!!!

Miks Paredes12 years ago

i already am sad and depressed, so it's fine

herccleary9 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed, why would i want to live any longer than i will already.

QueenOfThrDragons5 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed so this is just mean I'm gaining

Megafoxwolf9 years ago

I basically lived my entire childhood alone and depressed. No downside.

HaxoTF2 months ago

Why to live when there's no reason to live

fishgiver9 years ago

am alone and i cry in the bathroom everynight so there is no downside to this

Flufflepuff9 years ago

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Hellofromhell8 years ago

So I stay the same? Almost beside living forever

CrazyQueen237 years ago

I'm alone and depressed as of now but unless something bad happens then I have at least 80 years left to make friends and happiness.

Wholock101010 years ago

Where is she? This girl you were talking about? - She is safe. She is safe and well. - What was her name? Rose. Rose Tyler. My fantastic Rose.

Butface8 years ago

Nick luks

ManNigga4 years ago

it doesn’t say you can’t get friends or get unlonely

4chan4life9 years ago

*moves to abandoned castle to become a wizard*

Wireless_Phantom9 years ago

isnt that a given? anyway for the greater good!

Hybridization4 years ago

Doesn't say how long, is depressed for .00000000001 seconds

heywhatzzuphelu9 years ago

It means I'm forever alone noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

JapanOtaku18 years ago

I already an alone and depressed so whatever!

Charlotte Smith12 years ago

Is this wolverine...?

Alecstrash237 years ago

Halfway there

123fgff9 years ago

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Mea8 years ago

Have have???

RachelE088 years ago

I can have have? What?

somepersonorsomethingidk2 years ago

half of this i have, half i don't want

mynamesjeff9 years ago

i like being lonly other poeple are annoying

Damian93037 years ago

The "but" is already my life so it doesn't even matter

Katelynn9 years ago

Um jo I would not do this

XxEpicFoxyxX9 years ago

lol, just buy 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dogs and you'll be fine!

EleanorForster8 years ago

you would become alone and depressed eventually anyway and it does not say instantly you become lonely so it does not matter and also it does not say anything about you not being able to heal other people so you would be able to fix being alone loop hole

shiny eevee11 years ago

I have now become eridan

loafmeh8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]