Will You Press The Button?

SolarFlare872686 6 years ago

Does anybody want to live forever? And not live with God in Heaven.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

God shmod, the only reason I"d want immortality is to one say watch AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL THE ONE PIECE EPISODES IN ENGLISH DUB & eventually buy them all on dvd.

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CLONER 6 years ago

Heal your depression

Mperr1 10 years ago

This basically would have happened anyways. Immortality is a curse!

Vrazt_ 3 years ago

Exactly what you going to do when the world ends

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AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago

You didn't even have to mention the depression part.

xXSilver_CatXx 9 years ago

I'm already alone because I was left here when the rest of my family went on a holiday and they never came back

1Heidi_Batterbury1 8 years ago

So a little like deadpool eh

mebruh 11 years ago

That changes nothing other than I am immortal So Win-win

Otaku Alex 13 years ago

What if I'm already alone and am prone to depression? Huh? Yeah, that's right. 100% gain.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

I feel for you but its still grim as fuck dude.

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Dontpressfoxytofar 8 years ago

it does not say how long! SOOOOO I'm alone for 5 minutes! Haha!

Not Here 10 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

herccleary 10 years ago

me too bby.

James Linstrom 13 years ago

but... i dont get depressed. the only thing that makes me sad is the thought of me dying. happy irony!

rileysunshine12 10 years ago

The thing that makes me sad is the thought of not dying. I wouldn't be able to see my family

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Halle Barton 13 years ago

sounds like Doctor Who

thatswhatithoughtm8 10 years ago

Why,Just Why,So,if i poop,somebody will say: "sounds like the doctor" JUST...WhatTheFuck not everything is the doctor...Geez.

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Alecstrash23 8 years ago

Halfway there

123fgff 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Mea 9 years ago

Have have???

mynamesjeff 11 years ago

i like being lonly other poeple are annoying

Damian9303 8 years ago

The "but" is already my life so it doesn't even matter

Katelynn 11 years ago

Um jo I would not do this

RachelE08 10 years ago

I can have have? What?

somepersonorsomethingidk 4 years ago

half of this i have, half i don't want

EleanorForster 9 years ago

you would become alone and depressed eventually anyway and it does not say instantly you become lonely so it does not matter and also it does not say anything about you not being able to heal other people so you would be able to fix being alone loop hole

shiny eevee 12 years ago

I have now become eridan

loafmeh 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

XxEpicFoxyxX 11 years ago

lol, just buy 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dogs and you'll be fine!

sixside 10 years ago

Nothing changes except the healing and live for ever

Sho99 7 years ago

I can't possibly sink any lower

jessicatmeow 11 years ago

Its a win-win! Im ALREADY alone and depressed!

PrincessRoxy217 9 years ago

i"m always alone and depressed so...

Loafer_Graham4977 8 years ago

I would heal my depression.

Memnoch 11 years ago

Would change nothing, fuck yes!

boykisser 2 years ago

womp womp I can kill people

cartoonkid 11 years ago

I love music but want my future child to have the chance to hear.

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

I'm already alone

Djskully 5 years ago

I am already alone

Fernwehweh 11 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed.

AnFbiAgent 8 years ago

So instant healing everyone???

sigma leader 11 years ago

i'm already immortal thx to a previous button

Du 6 years ago

Yeah! oh ok to old (stabs self with knife in head)

ThatGuyOnTheStreet 11 years ago

You have have the Ability to live forever, so what happens when you disable it?

Whocares351 9 years ago

Half way there

William Bishop 13 years ago

It doesn't say you stay alone and depressed.

FLETE14 10 years ago

Alone, no so that means no God just alone so don't press

MagconFeelsTho 9 years ago

I'll just heal my depression

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

docto who.

cb92006 10 years ago

im ok inless there was a reson why like i was ugly

FrostbiteDST 8 years ago

Already depressed

123fgff 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Binod 3 years ago

I'm already alone and depressed

PERSON THAT DOES STUFF 11 years ago

What is the point?

Estephan 8 years ago

SOOOOOO i beacome Deadpool

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