Will You Press The Button?

alex2x3 11 years ago

55% of people pressed the button . I don't want to live anymove .

AegisFinalLife 2 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

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AdaptEvo 10 years ago

Just get reality manipulation and will all of Africa back to life.

FrostCoss 6 years ago

You got a point

Narcotic Faction 13 years ago

Win win situation. Just kidding all of Africa dying isn't funny at all, it's Malarious.

boyoioi 4 years ago

choose the power of having infinite powers

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Hella_Rose24 11 years ago

What the heck is wrong with the creator of this dillema. Why do they hate Africa? I mean I came across 2 riddles about the destruction of Africa. How would you feel if you died.

THEDUDEMAN 9 years ago

Suck it who cares

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asianmuzikboy 11 years ago

READ THIS!!!! Spam absolutely sucks on this site. Please copy and paste this on any amount of posts to stop spam.

Laserwolf 4 years ago

Spam against spam. Noice

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EikichiKuwabara 8 years ago

1) Power = infinite wishes, 2) Wish that all of Africa that died when I got the power comes back alive, 3) ???, 4) Profit.

Will Howard 13 years ago

the power to bring back africa.

Gees 8 years ago

Good one (But in better form then?)

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Tautauchev77 9 years ago

I don't see the downside. Africa is already dying so they"d rather be put out of their misery than have to go through the torture they"re going through now.

Mister-E 9 years ago

Excellent

DarkOverlord2 9 years ago

F**k you Africa! Give me my super powers

Loophole Hunter 11 years ago

Free superpower, and I help world hunger.

haipydragon 8 years ago

I bless the rains down in a-

3DTLeD 9 years ago

Gain the power to resurrect the dead

Mech57 9 years ago

The power to ressurect the people of entire contenants, and when I use it I gain the power of invisibility without side effects of blindness and such

jinyjinjin 9 years ago

I can have superpowers to bring back people like Africa but I would never bring back Africa because they are stinky

JackStephens 8 years ago

Dude, WTH... just.. just why

SuperButtonManTheFirst 9 years ago

They"re just going to starve anyways. That"s what Americans are told.

Mister-E 9 years ago

I choose the power to be one with the universe, then I rearrange my innards so that all lifeforms can easily meet each other, by putting all life-bearing planets in orbit around one star, Africa will be forgotten and a new galactic empire will be founded

Panifex 9 years ago

The power of healing, resurrection, and wish-granting

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

Gain the power to bring people back from the dead on mass, resurrect all of Africa.

Cowboy_Doggo 9 years ago

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Biohazard_WYPTB 10 years ago

I would choose a superpower to give u more superpowers

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Same

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Whit3Pixel 10 years ago

The power of being allmighty. Then bring back Africa.

CheapSheep 10 years ago

"56% of people have pressed this button" I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

liongirl17aj 10 years ago

i don't live in Africa so... click!

longdong69 11 years ago

Bye Africa

Luna Watersong 13 years ago

Wish for resurrection powers cx

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago

That's just terrible; Africa is already dying, this doesn't need to happen.

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

but here you could bring them back

John Lawless 13 years ago

Power to bring people back from the dead at will

Yanna Di Ronco 13 years ago

Wish for omnipotence, bring them back.

Alex Kehrer 13 years ago

Are we all horrible people? Nah, can't be. Africa must just suck.

Nao 11 years ago

YEA!!! xD

Hakuna_Br 10 years ago

I Chose The power to give immortality to everybody in The world

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

You"re dumber than than the "you are racist because you help" people and WSJs. Nobody dies. Immortality is not invincibility. Immortal means never able to die.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

Doodle128 4 years ago

Just choose to have the power to revive people in any amount, you have no Africa death and a superpower

Mama-Noot-Noot 9 years ago

The power to raise the dead back to full health

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

daking38 11 years ago

Power to grant any and all wishes, wish to bring back africa

Ruby_Slippers 11 years ago

People on this site are evil. EVIL. Why would you choose to let so many people die, even if it's not real?

Line 7 years ago

No downside

ADogDaRobber 10 years ago

Sorry Africa *pushes button* Spiderman powers pls

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

MemeScoper 10 years ago

56% people pressed the button.. wow! fuck humanity.

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Ninja-Snail 5 years ago

I choose the infinity gauntlet. Sha bam, Africa is back. One more sha bam, earth is a utopian society colonizing the solar system.

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