You can drive as fast as you want and for as long as you want.
but
After you have to drive double the distance as slow as a snail.
I will not

Sehemhet last year
У меня даже прав нет, и никогда не будет. Я никогда не имел желания ездить на автомобиле, вы о чём, гайс?!

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus 11 years ago
Snails could be really fast, like Turbo!

-The-Ultimate-Fangirl- 8 years ago
Yaaassss
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Maharid 3 years ago
I don't like to drive. No, i don't like to travel at all.

iinocinocin 9 years ago
Bring a snail with you so it goes as fast as you were going anyway

ShroudedEclipse 6 years ago
You"re a genius.

xtremechickenfarmer 11 years ago
Just keep driving

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
I'm only 14 so I can't drive

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago
Also car accidents...

Siew Kar Zhun 13 years ago
It contradicts itself.

NoButtonOk 5 years ago
it is a paradox
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HaydenRollyson 9 years ago
I dont like driving fast sooo, no

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 10 years ago
................ How about I drive as fast as I want until I get to my destination and then I get my sister to drive that distance to work or whatever really slowly.... Nyeheheheheh...

IamAlwaysRight 10 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/420385

Gaston Dotta 13 years ago
"for as long as you want" the "after" could be when i die in a car crash sooo...

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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Quan1um 9 years ago
The downside will never occur. Road Trip!

I'mNotGoodWithUsernames 10 years ago
I don't know how to drive. So....

Mini2010208 11 years ago
well you can just drive and break the laws, and never drive slow as a snail. well if your nice enough put jetpacks behind the car then wooosh your back at normal speed now

conor660 12 years ago
Car is named snail

Willyoupressthebutton0network 5 years ago
Sorry, this button is closed for too many internet trolls

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago
paradox

Tw20040828! 10 years ago
what if the speed was infinity

Ganbatte3242 11 years ago
So if I drive at negative 200 kilometers ph will I have to drive negative 400 kilometers every hour I keep driving??

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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Hazardar 11 years ago
Name the car snail... #loophole

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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Zzahsh 6 years ago
I just drive until I die

Dankiplier 10 years ago
Oh god. Going one mile us a year sentence.

TemmieLearnsGaming 11 years ago
The fuck

JohnPariah 12 years ago
speed up the snail part, or never stop driving

IamNOTgayNOTATALL 5 years ago
This is like "You get 1 million dollars for free but after 5 minutes you have to pay 1 billion dollars"

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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Cowbusta129 9 years ago
CANT DRIVE BAM

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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RnEd 11 years ago
I dont have car or motor bike thing

Noahdudes 10 years ago
Snails ain't slow.

killswitch7 11 years ago
shit!! A jaguar w/ a speed.of a snail no wayy

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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Phantom Presses Buttons 10 years ago
Where is the 2 you succ shit

Issimane77 6 years ago
I haven't even learned to drive yet lol

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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David Lavell Baker 13 years ago
We drive as fast as we want anywayz

ILovePancakes 10 years ago
I would never drive a car.

SebastianVettel 10 years ago
la traffic bitch

Batman5757 11 years ago
irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed... [Show full comment]

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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trapbuilder2 11 years ago
it can take a snail a day to cross a house. Why would I ever want to drive again?

Mini2010208 11 years ago
put jetpacs with turbo enjins. then operate them so fast they go at the speed of 800 miled per hour. then you take off. then you cruise. then you land on Beijing Capital International Airport. then you get your luggage. then you take your car out of the port area and start driving again

NoButtonOk 5 years ago
Paradox alert

themindreader 9 years ago
It"s because their 🐚 if it wasn't for them theyed be fast as hell

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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skittleboy2004 11 years ago
never stop

TacoBellHeaven 11 years ago
There's not a huge upside :P

Hihihihihi 10 years ago
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