You can drive as fast as you want and for as long as you want.
but
After you have to drive double the distance as slow as a snail.
I will not


Maharidlast year
I don't like to drive. No, i don't like to travel at all.

The All Knowing Meme Of Horus9 years ago
Snails could be really fast, like Turbo!

-The-Ultimate-Fangirl-7 years ago
Yaaassss
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iinocinocin8 years ago
Bring a snail with you so it goes as fast as you were going anyway

ShroudedEclipse4 years ago
You"re a genius.

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
I'm only 14 so I can't drive

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
Also car accidents...

xtremechickenfarmer9 years ago
Just keep driving

Siew Kar Zhun12 years ago
It contradicts itself.

NoButtonOk3 years ago
it is a paradox
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HaydenRollyson8 years ago
I dont like driving fast sooo, no

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago
................ How about I drive as fast as I want until I get to my destination and then I get my sister to drive that distance to work or whatever really slowly.... Nyeheheheheh...

IamAlwaysRight8 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/420385

Gaston Dotta12 years ago
"for as long as you want" the "after" could be when i die in a car crash sooo...

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Hazardar9 years ago
Name the car snail... #loophole

Zzahsh5 years ago
I just drive until I die

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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TemmieLearnsGaming9 years ago
The fuck

Dankiplier8 years ago
Oh god. Going one mile us a year sentence.

IamNOTgayNOTATALL3 years ago
This is like "You get 1 million dollars for free but after 5 minutes you have to pay 1 billion dollars"

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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JohnPariah10 years ago
speed up the snail part, or never stop driving

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Cowbusta1297 years ago
CANT DRIVE BAM

RnEd9 years ago
I dont have car or motor bike thing

Noahdudes8 years ago
Snails ain't slow.

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Phantom Presses Buttons8 years ago
Where is the 2 you succ shit

killswitch79 years ago
shit!! A jaguar w/ a speed.of a snail no wayy

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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David Lavell Baker12 years ago
We drive as fast as we want anywayz

Issimane774 years ago
I haven't even learned to drive yet lol

ILovePancakes9 years ago
I would never drive a car.

SebastianVettel8 years ago
la traffic bitch

Batman57579 years ago
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trapbuilder29 years ago
it can take a snail a day to cross a house. Why would I ever want to drive again?

Mini20102089 years ago
put jetpacs with turbo enjins. then operate them so fast they go at the speed of 800 miled per hour. then you take off. then you cruise. then you land on Beijing Capital International Airport. then you get your luggage. then you take your car out of the port area and start driving again

NoButtonOk3 years ago
Paradox alert

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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themindreader7 years ago
It"s because their 🐚 if it wasn't for them theyed be fast as hell

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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skittleboy20049 years ago
never stop

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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TacoBellHeaven9 years ago
There's not a huge upside :P

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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William Bishop12 years ago
When you stop your car, consider it a 'break'. Loophole-o-matic right here.

GaelLara7 years ago
this is like be speed but be slow

bubbzaz 9 years ago
So I can drive normal instead of going as slow as a snail

DickerKoch8 years ago
what

nicoles_a_unicorn9 years ago
I DON'T DRIVE😂😂😂

Kitty._.kool9 years ago
I am making a car called that snail then making it fly at speeds of 500 miles per hour THERE

Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Hihihihihi9 years ago
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Willy Oh12 years ago
I would rather walk...

mega girl9 years ago
everyone could die
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