You could walk on any surface
but
You'd have to eat only fat spiders
I will not

OtakuFeels 11 years ago
My pet tarantula stared a me as I read this.

Shocky_Pink 4 years ago
Luckily it’s a tarantula
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Your Cat 11 years ago
I am a cat. I love to eat spiders.

PotionOfFireResistance 6 years ago
(head pats)
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gamergold 11 years ago
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no n... [Show full comment]

PonasM 8 years ago
No way. I eat only skinny spiders

SheepDragon 6 years ago
Stop body shaming the spiders

lolnothanks 10 years ago
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idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
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Ihavenoideasformyusername 6 years ago
Fat CANDY spider, or MEATBALL spider, it doesn't have to be a real spider

Idkpython 9 years ago
No no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO no no NO n... [Show full comment]

Phil Ye 13 years ago
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

Ayakitty24 3 years ago
agreed
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sans fan 11 years ago
o hell no!!!!!!!!!

SSPmrsomebody1 8 years ago
Spiders? With their little legs inside my mouth, and their fangs? Okay, I'm regretting looking at random websites instead of doing my schoolwork. No no no no non no no no no no nope NONONONONO!!! NONONONO NO NO NO nO NO!

Bos187 10 years ago
Spiders would eventually start looking tasty instead of scary. I'll push that button. Just for that it's worth it!

SCP Foundation 10 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

billbillerson 8 years ago
Some joke about muffet

YellowCandy8432 3 years ago
XD LOL

PartyGamer931 8 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FAT SPIDERS!

How_To_MEME 8 years ago
Bruh u could become a spider *hisses from celing and crunches spider*

IamtheKermitMage 9 years ago
Never said they can't be fried.

Thundermelon 9 years ago
What surface can't you walk on?

EikichiKuwabara 8 years ago
Water, lava, air, clouds, the MOOOON, ect.

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
fried spiders here i come

Timothy NO Relation Vick 13 years ago
NOPE! the ground is good enough for me thanks

Ryan Larimer 13 years ago
ive eaten crickets before so spiders cant be that bad

Ryan Larimer 13 years ago
ive eaten crickets before

Karolis Jagiela 13 years ago
Ummm Yummy

Micah Schoonover 13 years ago
got this one yesterday

Jordan Redfern 13 years ago
What about the skinny ones?

adelxxpha 7 years ago
why PHAT spiders? and not SKINNY spiders? whats the diff anyways

pandasamurai 11 years ago
Heck to the no! Why does one need to have the ability to walk on any surface anyway? :/

Xunmato 9 years ago
All aboard the nope train to screwthisistan

Shrek347Rap3 10 years ago
The worst thing is that i have arachnophobia :(

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago
Please specify what kind of spider. Is it like one of those candy spiders because it"s unspecified, as long as it looks like a fat spider I can eat it.

Bobby wright 10 years ago
I love spiders here I come

Fluffington 8 years ago
I'm spidiphobic

Krakragaming 11 years ago
Si vous arrêtez de lire ça tu va mourir.Mon nom est Teresa Fidalgo si tu ne le fait pas sur 20 photos je vaos dormir avec toi pour toujours. Cette fille la ignoré 29 jours plus tard sa mère est morte. Je suis réel, vous pouver faire une recherche sur googl... [Show full comment]

TheBigG 4 years ago
jesus simulator?

bossmode231 11 years ago
The spider could be poisonous stupid who ever made this Fuck you

Shamrock 9 years ago
Malnutrition, again. Not much to gain. And apparently, a LOT of fat-ass spiders. Pass.

Tenebrosi Erinys 11 years ago
#welcometonopetown

Zillyhau 10 years ago
Well you would get used to it after enough time so...

Hououin Kyouma 11 years ago
The way out of this one is all about context. When you think about it, it says that you'd have to eat only fat spiders when eating spiders.

Starslinger 9 years ago
Nope

willds2000 12 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!! I AM arachnophobia (agains arachnid such as spiders) ID RATHER EAT RAW SNAKES

TrollerXXL 10 years ago
NEVUR

UwUegirl 6 years ago
grammatically speaking this just means that the only kind of spider i can eat is fat ones. Basically i can still eat everything except for slim spiders

YellowPhoneCall 10 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope

KeralinKreunen 8 years ago
sure

TheBogRed546 11 years ago
I Could just deep fry them to look like chicken.

7th Element 11 years ago
so i can't eat rice?

Glassia_The_Tower 11 years ago
Made of steak

HarrisonToxopeus 10 years ago
yum

IL1keButt0ns 3 years ago
Yum Spider my favorite

idkshouldi 9 years ago
what’s the upside walk on ____.
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