You could walk on any surface
but
You'd have to eat only fat spiders
I will not


OtakuFeels10 years ago
My pet tarantula stared a me as I read this.

Shocky_Pink3 years ago
Luckily it’s a tarantula
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Your Cat10 years ago
I am a cat. I love to eat spiders.

PotionOfFireResistance5 years ago
(head pats)
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gamergold9 years ago
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PonasM7 years ago
No way. I eat only skinny spiders

SheepDragon5 years ago
Stop body shaming the spiders

lolnothanks8 years ago
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Ihavenoideasformyusername4 years ago
Fat CANDY spider, or MEATBALL spider, it doesn't have to be a real spider

Idkpython8 years ago
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sans fan9 years ago
o hell no!!!!!!!!!

Phil Ye12 years ago
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

Ayakitty242 years ago
agreed
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SSPmrsomebody17 years ago
Spiders? With their little legs inside my mouth, and their fangs? Okay, I'm regretting looking at random websites instead of doing my schoolwork. No no no no non no no no no no nope NONONONONO!!! NONONONO NO NO NO nO NO!

Bos1879 years ago
Spiders would eventually start looking tasty instead of scary. I'll push that button. Just for that it's worth it!

SCP Foundation9 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

billbillerson7 years ago
Some joke about muffet

YellowCandy84322 years ago
XD LOL

PartyGamer9317 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT FAT SPIDERS!

How_To_MEME7 years ago
Bruh u could become a spider *hisses from celing and crunches spider*

IamtheKermitMage7 years ago
Never said they can't be fried.

Thundermelon8 years ago
What surface can't you walk on?

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Water, lava, air, clouds, the MOOOON, ect.

Kyle Freeman12 years ago
fried spiders here i come

Timothy NO Relation Vick12 years ago
NOPE! the ground is good enough for me thanks

Micah Schoonover12 years ago
got this one yesterday

Ryan Larimer12 years ago
ive eaten crickets before so spiders cant be that bad

Ryan Larimer12 years ago
ive eaten crickets before

Karolis Jagiela12 years ago
Ummm Yummy

Jordan Redfern12 years ago
What about the skinny ones?

medsal158 years ago
Nope.avi

the-wank-is-here.9 years ago
What.

GBvX10 years ago
Ew! Anthropoids. That's disgusting

HeyzPeopleItsA-Dell9 years ago
Downside?I would just blend everything I eat then drink it.Problem solved.

SirFuchsigus10 years ago
I'd love to be jebus! Just my arachnophobia says I can't turn water to wine so no.

Didjno8 years ago
OMFG NO!

idkshouldi8 years ago
I can’t believe people actually people would actually eat spiders it’s prob a troll.

pokegee10 years ago
Damn you, arachnophobia!

CreeperWietse9 years ago
Spiders taste well. Tested it.

lol3314 years ago
NOPE! THERE"S NOT ENOUGH OF THOSE!

Ilayco299 years ago
YUMMY

LunarWish9 years ago
yuck!

NIGHTFALL9015 years ago
OH HELL TO THE NAW

QueenCas10 years ago
Y would you eat spiders anyway

rawwar4568 years ago
What it"s saying is that any spiders u eat have to be fat, therefore just don't eat any spiders!

PaintedSlate11 years ago
I could never give up skinny spiders.

battalion wars 10 years ago
Juicy spider

WolfTamer8 years ago
Spiders ya sure i could creep out my friends for the price of spiders OH YA : sorry people who read this that hate spiders my mom loves spiders and I got used to them so whatever :

OddaTheBoss9 years ago
NO can't I just walk on most surfaces anyway?

Unzin8 years ago
NOPE FOR DA RESCUE!

Drakor2 years ago
N O

Nick_bulgar9 years ago
i will make spider flour out of them and bake myself a cake

Starship237 years ago
I am not God.

ssdestroyer31410 years ago
they can be fat spiders in your head..

cleobird4 years ago
damn ꜞ wanted to eat skinny spiders

AbstractVisions9 years ago
All aboard the nope train nope nope!
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