Will You Press The Button?

PepperoniDUCK 8 years ago

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH SEX ITS BETTER THINGS IN LIFE THAN THAT!!!!! LIKE IF YOU PRESS IT YOU CANT HAVE A RELATIONSHIPS WICH MEANS NO FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS EITHER!!!! ._. Im done now XD

Joe_mamafrom007 7 years ago

Sex...is good So watch some porn and make your life BIGGS

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oOBlakeOo 9 years ago

*Aromantic cackling*

imveryswaggy 5 years ago

*thing

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ZakiyahtheHufflecow 9 years ago

*Asexual glares*

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

Why are y"all so obsessed with sex? Jesus fuck.

Lucario9906 4 years ago

it sure ain't in my DNA lmao

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MonoCraeta 9 years ago

I can just have a lot of one night stands with the same person.

thehelsalife 12 years ago

*asexual laughter*

SinonMercer 8 years ago

What exactly do you win in this situation?

Zane Cuttone 13 years ago

Charlie Sheen

Frosterboi3 6 years ago

HIV is AIDS

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Sacredsponge 9 years ago

Fuck yeah I get to be quagmire form family guy, gettin the bitches and fuckin the money. I didn't say that wrong. I do not have bitches nor money.

Aaron Floyd 10 years ago

OK,Taylor Swift, Kim K., Miley Cyrus etc. Who's first?

Prettylittleliar 11 years ago

I'm sorry I'm a bitch

annabel8 11 years ago

I don't want to get pregnant with random people that i one night stand with I would rather get pregnant with someone I'm in a relationship with

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Thank fuck I'm not the only one who remembers that"s a thing spiral.

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shadowfiend007 11 years ago

who in the world will want that

SomePerson2569 4 years ago

27845 people are you blind 😑

Rizingr 11 years ago

Why would I want to have one night stands? Btw, GRAMMAR!!!

TDBanimefan 11 years ago

Who needs a real relationship.

V2dfq 11 years ago

would never let my bf go

Kis BalÃ¡zs Gergely 13 years ago

Barney Stinson?

arj4ng 4 years ago

Even barney Stinson felt in love

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Bill Teer 13 years ago

fuck relationships

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

James T. Kirk problems

Jacob Carey 13 years ago

Not worth it...at all.

dreemur 10 years ago

i dont know what that means

gfluid 10 years ago

A one night stand is where you have sex with someone once, and most likely never see them or talk properly with them again.

thecreepdownthestreet 9 years ago

Have one night stands with one person for the rest of your life.

SinonMercer 8 years ago

I don't think you know what a one night stand is.

dj123456 11 years ago

so both basically the same exact thing

smallgay 9 years ago

upside?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Not having to go through all the bullshit that a real relationship would entail.

_SlytherinROX 11 years ago

But I don't want any one-night-stands I'm asexual

birdsbutt 12 years ago

*aromantic laughs in the distance*

Derp_king 8 years ago

Meh

Spectrum 10 years ago

I'll never have a real relationship anyway

MegaDoge 9 years ago

*drops phone and walks away*AAAAAAAAH!GET IT AWAY MOMMY!Two words:Don't,CARE!I'm just a kid you know!I'm more worried about my homework that I don't even have!Or being lazy.

Sequacious' 11 years ago

....y u do dis game

uikanufo 11 years ago

screw relations

limbusqui 9 months ago

jokes on you, i didnt want either!!

Apotato49 9 years ago

Lady pyro *insert leny here*

Blorix 8 years ago

well this was a really easy "will you press the button question or whatever" and to be able to not get a relationship then you cant live life.Oh god im literally stupid

Etharian 10 years ago

Friends with benefits with hot fictional characters? Count me in!

Oxnerd 11 years ago

this is literally how my life is, wth is a relationship lol

Feralstar 9 years ago

Since you can have one night stands with anyone just have wmultiplewith the same person

MegaPig2603 10 years ago

BARNEY

DaniIsAsimp 6 years ago

i dont have to press the button for I will never have a real relationship

naynayb 11 years ago

*Has one night stands with the same person every night*

JustASlungusFan 6 months ago

God damnit, I accidentally pressed the button.

Klipper 12 years ago

Isn't that the life of Charlie sheen?

devilsadvocate689 9 years ago

Anyone can have a one night stand but there are no guarantees that youll ever actually have them. It"s just possible. On the other hand you are guaranteed to never have a real relationship.