You become the funniest person alive.
but
You are never allowed to use google or other sites run by google.
I will not


coolerdogpond1211 months ago
I AM THE FUNNISETR AND MOIST WHOLESOIME PERSONB OF AL:L TIEM!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Noraine Novelli12 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make money off my jokes >Create my own search engine

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
No youtube /:
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HyennaBoi10 years ago
i am already the funniest guy alive

Superstar579 years ago
nah I've "herd" better... didn't like my joke well, FLOCK YOU
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c0mplikati0n10 years ago
1.become rich off jokes 2.buy google

Chicago_rat_holelast year
3. change the name so its not google then you can use it
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NoobtubeR7 years ago
Google is being crap anyways, they are firing people for their political party and race.

FUCKu8 years ago
A bad thing will hapenddddddd

FUCKu8 years ago
With gramarrrrrrrr

FUCKu8 years ago
I preffer youtube

SnowDog9878 years ago
Make a program callled elgoog. Get it?

P78 years ago
Never be ALLOWED. Who says that it"s impossible. Loophole, bitches

AlexKorneluk8 years ago
Use Bing

h_beta_remix8 months ago
I rather kys
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olliepeccarinopalmer8 years ago
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RylinDutson8 years ago
I will become Google.

Raven949 years ago
Plot Twist: Pushing button instantly kills everyone in the world that's funnier than you

BlazoBoom9 years ago
NO UTUB?!? *screams loudly*

Dogealpha10 years ago
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gaster4569 years ago
Wtf done
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Victor Fernandez12 years ago
No Google = No Youtube= No button pushing

Ben Goldman12 years ago
1. be funniest person alive 2. make money 3. pay someone to make the best proxy server 4. PROFIT

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago
not worth it, not worth it at all

LucasCastillo4 years ago
Just use duck duck go

Brendon Marwitz12 years ago
So youbecome your father from his perspective?

Superstar579 years ago
huh... my dad is more advanced than me and i can fix computers!?!

Edgar Bahajev12 years ago
>Funniest person alive >Make alot of money off the jokes >Buy Google >Rename it to Schnoogle Profit!

Will Chaseling12 years ago
I'd have an assistant to do everything.

Daniël Beringen12 years ago
I'm sure the funniest person alive can hire someone to google for them.

Has Neyn8 years ago
bing

quickscope2000011 years ago
HEY HEY HEY NO YOUTUBE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CitrusWasTaken4 years ago
NO NOT YOUTUBE (and google translate)

ShadowDoge269 years ago
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CMHammond9 years ago
Just say 'Noooo', no need for spam.

BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
So... Isn't the entire internet run by Google?

shinchaf15 years ago
yea i can only use yahoo and firefox now because of the last dilemma, but SITES? youtube is the daily part of my life, so nope.

just_judy10 years ago
You could have your own show👍👌

FelipeGames20008 years ago
No more google = No more Google Images, No more help with homework, and no more youtube. Not worth it.

Pon7 years ago
I only use google to find jokes XD

SnowDog9878 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]

Joseph Stampher12 years ago
Just use Bing.

Hannes ND9 years ago
No Youtube! NO!!!

DEALWITHIT8 years ago
I WANNA BE funny but I'm NEVER GIVING UP GOOGLE,NEVER

Pol_Pot_0417last year
I'm on Chinese Internet.

Allwarden4710 years ago
not worth it, google is one of the three greatest human inventions

Owen6362672714 years ago
Bing

Darknett9 years ago
I use Bing

maxdog18348 years ago
I can use yahoo duckduckgo bing ok then

Katie Riedy12 years ago
Haha y'all can't use your YouTube!

Krusek9 years ago
Youtube is owned by google, so no

SnowDog9878 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 min... [ Show full comment ]

Helga Szabó12 years ago
But I am the funniest person alive! (or not. maybe. Who cares? I want to use youtube!)

Tegan 9 years ago
Um um um um um um aaaaaaaa 😣🔫

Thehitmanofmeems7 years ago
I'm already that but Google 2018 YES

Xryeau10 years ago
I need youtube

456qwejos21219 years ago
NO I need YouTube (Google owns it)

MichaelG8 years ago
Internet Explorer here I come

kflowers610 years ago
i cant live without youtube...wait u can?WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU
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