You will be able to fluently read write and speak in every language known to man
but
you will forever forget the language(s) you currently know, including your native tongue.
I will not


GangStalker69420last year
fuck your stupid ass button

Darkstar1009009 years ago
Just learn the languages you already know again

Freddys_superstar3 years ago
it says "currently" and "forever". so yes, you can relearn them.
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theghostofbuttonspast8 years ago
these questions have 2 many loophols.

benasourasrex8 years ago
I don't even know my native language XD

Buttons_Suck6 months ago
same

Spark Shark9 years ago
Ain't my language known to man? The dillema kinda contradicts itself.

Panifex7 years ago
If I knew you better I"d roast you by saying something like "No, your language is idiocy and you"re the only one who understands it" but I'm not that mean

dearevanhansen7 years ago
If you are able to fluently read, write, and speak EVERY language known to man, then how do you forget the languages you currently know?

lol3314 years ago
yeah... ERROR DESTROYING UNIVERSE IN 3... 2... 1... WDFH&NEIhfuyenghyiuGE&GYEngf7ey7y37y---------

seanawilliams17 years ago
I thought it said every language known to man which includes your native one. Oh well.

lol3314 years ago
yeah lol

Emily018 years ago
if you know every language known to man you will still know your own language if you re learn it............

Skullcrushergaming8 years ago
EVERY LANGUAGE EVERY.ALSO YOURS so yeah

Migdin18 years ago
I dont want to write in danish and speak swedish!!! I need my Norwegian and English!!!!

Migdin16 years ago
Norway was the happiest some years ago, and still is one of the happiest countries on earth
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junkbot8 years ago
Hell ya is dick a bug Bella can go suck Jonathans

cook1123657 years ago
Then just move to a diffrent place where they speak a different language

Losechester678 years ago
Wow I think that"s the first dilemma that is 50/50

Fangirl 1019 years ago
What about "All tounge" or something like that? It's when you can speak your native language, but everyone understands as if youre speaking their naitivd language? It IS known to man.

lh00009 years ago
then i can't read write and speak EVERY language fluently!

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
So...I can still speak it.

xinvlek9 years ago
Why are there so much of these contradicting scenarios?

Dogginie9 years ago
my native tongue is gibberish so

Ryan Gutzat12 years ago
Except that my languages are included in teh "every language known to man" bit. Did an alien write this?

RGPZ7 years ago
ppl can actually speak alien
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Tecvic138 months ago
Just learn them manually.

Reagan7208 years ago
There are so many types of English sooo

Hao9 years ago
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BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago
49% are idiots

Megamegatron992 years ago
This dilemma, as others have already pointed out, is poorly thought out because it contradicts itself.

gamergirluwu4 years ago
theres a cheao code for it

ailan7 years ago
so i forgt english, german, spanish and french???

thegreatphobez9 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

CCthecat9 years ago
Say 'this is the only language I know' in Ainu (0 speakers left right now) just before pressing the button.

alyssaxdlast year
i mean sure ill just move to a new country lol, ill be fluent in every language other than 3, and 1 of them is very niche anyway, although one is English but whatever

PsychonautInTraining4 years ago
At least I get to speak Enchantment Table

Migdin18 years ago
I dont resly care about knowing languages.

TheHatter9 years ago
So I become SkullFace?

oF0x7 years ago
If you speak every language fluently then how will you forget a language when you speak all languages...

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
Learn it again...

JonaKrasniqi8 years ago
second life lol

Bloodgoodman66last year
Maybe write your button better I hate it when the buttons power and downside contradict each other it says I know every language known to man I can read right and speak it the downside is that I forget my current language and can't remember it but my curre...[Show full comment]

BBBAAACCCOOONNN8 years ago
Just speak American

cass94 years ago
noo my native tongue is my favorite 💖

Captainlongbow7 years ago
... Do not stop reading this comment, click [show full comment] Almost there! You can do it ... I know where you sleep, muahahahaHAHAHA!

thegreatphobez9 years ago
am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ...[Show full comment]

Migdin18 years ago
I only now NorwegianAlmostCombinedWithNorwegian2 and EnglishBrithishAmericanInOneLanguage bit i guess i can learn english and norwegian

lol3314 years ago
you will also know languages that are made for fun by some random guy

FoxyTheSilverFoxlast year
Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

Numerosity4 years ago
*Loses the ability to speak English (US)* *Knows how to speak English (UK)* Checkmate

Denki__Kaminari5 years ago
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C8 years ago
Okay, forgetting Singaporean English now

Rateelast year
Why are there so many of this exact same question?

nerdybucket8 years ago
I'll just learn old english

Alice_The_Wherewolf4 years ago
every language including mine! loophole

lol3314 years ago
no it would destroy the universe if you press the button

TheRealEpicKing9 years ago
Umm traneslater

Science guy9 years ago
1 0279 1337

Science guy9 years ago
I only leet
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