Will You Press The Button?

You become completely irresistable to the opposite sex.

but

If you kiss anyone on the lips, they will instantly die.

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ZheAwesomeTomato9 years ago

[evil asexual laughter]

ZaneABrain4 years ago

Indeed

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Goldblaze_SK9 years ago

Kissing involves the physical contact of the lips, but due to the negative electrons on each person's lips, they will never physically touch making the downside pointless.

Penis1237 years ago

Touch is touchin. Antimatter has negative electrons and neutrons. And It creates energy in touch???? Fix your brain

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flamingumbrellas9 years ago

um wheres the upside when ur a lesbian

apesbriannechan7 years ago

Kill anyone you want.

Blackilykat3 years ago

Yo guys I'm the new comment that"s not from 6 years ago :)

HAMW8 months ago

2024 now.only 3 years to come

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Dr. Gordon Freemon9 years ago

you can actully kiss anyone you hate on the lips and kill them istantly

Superdude32668 years ago

So im a less creepy Dementor now? Cool

Jordan Combs12 years ago

U could kiss them other places if u know what I mean

Hi123456789108 years ago

Lol

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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

So I'm basically a male version of poison ivy? awesome!

Rational_Lion9 years ago

im gay

BrittanaForLife8 years ago

I'm as gay as the heterosexuals ain't

bouncingdonutz7 years ago

I don’t plan on having relationships anyways. So this is a definite NO.

standoutunicorn8 years ago

But I don’t like boys...

CalvinZheng8 years ago

It doesn't say I die, it says THEY die. SO YES.

MonicaBarrett8 years ago

What if they kiss me

pexxtoon8 years ago

fuck yes this would be awesome

Nerdyboy8 years ago

pretend to love your enemies, then kiss them on the lips muahahahahahahahahaha

HEBREWLEARNING8 years ago

which lips

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Kissing on the lips feels passionate

JdDoyle8 years ago

Lol just eat that pussy

leevii9 years ago

blowjob maan

Crazyson9 years ago

Sacrifices must be made!

cheesy5059 years ago

no im gay

Easyguy5DoesButtonPressing9 years ago

I can still have sex with them?

snowewhisper9 years ago

I've dreamed of having the kiss of death all my life

Weirdessa9 years ago

Well, I become Rogue from X-Men!! HECK YEAH!!

Death_Is_Inevitable7 years ago

Sorry sir this is a Christian server so no swearing

abysssans9 years ago

Always wanted to do that

visualtrav9 years ago

What if THEY kiss YOU

geekfreak129 years ago

but I like the same sex ;-;

Colton Schnaitter12 years ago

So no change.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

Brought to you by the BrushYourTeeth orginization

Crescent Shiloh Shiflett12 years ago

I'm already irresistible.

therealobama3 years ago

same

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Wednesday Fields12 years ago

Poooiisson Iiivvvyyy

Amani Redic12 years ago

So, I'd be Rouge from X-Men then.

Greatcat8 years ago

Rogue.

Krista Tidwell12 years ago

Rogue...I am now an X man!

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago

what if I kiss my reflection

shado9 years ago

I dont have to kiss them in only the lips

UnoriginalName8 years ago

So I"d be a male succubus...

Tracie Watkins Gheen12 years ago

U can Kiss all the prissy mean popular girls and only kiss guys on the cheek..... Not so bad

TylerJosephJoshDun|-/ðŸ’š9 years ago

I can kiss people other places (ie, cheek, head, hand, neck.) So, ill take it.

Tim Robbins12 years ago

This just sounds like a Lose/Lose situation.

imverygay9 years ago

"The opposite sex" Lol okay

TrashyWaffe6 years ago

I'm gay so, no

The_Slytherin_Seeker8 years ago

Uuuuuuummmmmmm... *silently being gay...*

Creativity9 years ago

Just keep kissing everyone you want killed. If you like someone, have sex and not kiss?

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho7 years ago

If you"re British its snogging. Loophole

Bilbo9 years ago

Who said anything about the lips :)

Justintj8 years ago

Dont kiss

phanisreal10 years ago

well i have to go kiss some fuckboys

Zer0billion9 years ago

Homosexuals get no benefit (not that i'm homosexual)

EyadTamer20029 years ago

I am poison ivy

Izzy Davis12 years ago

Kiss death.

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