You get a pet dragon.
but
You spend so much money feeding the thing, you are forever poor and practically starving.
I will not


EvilQueen8 years ago
Feed the dragon the dead bodies of your enemyes. Pls give me a nightfury "cause I got a lot of food for it

DragonPickles9 years ago
Dragon, go raid 497 billion grocery stores at the speed of light! *a few seconds later* I has ze fuds

Sean Phoenix Noyes12 years ago
Use the dragon to rob a bank. Let's see them stop you.

chunkies3 years ago
Ye true yes
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Asriel the Writer9 years ago
Use the dragon to get anything ya want.

DestiniesTide8 years ago
Good idea

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Yeafu8 months ago
of course you're here
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NiftyChibi7 years ago
Now that"s just badass. If you have a motherfucking dragon, you can cause havoc and distract civilians while you rob food and money. The police can't catch you without facing your dragon. I fail to see the downside.

Junai7 years ago
Easy. Just rob the College of Winterhold.

Liam Haxton12 years ago
BITCH I'M POOR ANYWAYS, GIMME A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

jackthemack7 years ago
then how did you get the computer think before you type
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VelocityRaptor288 years ago
i wonder what dragon meat tastes like?

BlueBlade5 years ago
Sir please don't

RaNeax8 years ago
Sell it

i might press9 years ago
dragon threaten ppl 4 there money. become world prez

Swaglord_9609 years ago
Nah dragons are amazing

LelShrek9 years ago
:Below: It doesn't matter if dragons aren't real dumbass. And having a pet like that would be awesome.

Quentin Ramirez12 years ago
feed the dragon people. dragons like to eat people.

SwordOfAutumn8 years ago
Feed all those who bully you or are just plain annoying to the dragon so you don't have to deal with them anymore. Two birds with one stone. :D
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Zach Pepper12 years ago
use the dragon to hunt

Nikola Mitic12 years ago
Always think of a funny thing to say in the comments, someone says it before me. :(

rootstown73 years ago
same

kaymazo8 years ago
Fuck it, you got a goddamn dragon

pokefan20169 years ago
well I assume dragons like fish so go fishing

BernadFish10 years ago
I'll eat my dragon. Win/win i guess

Catperson5649 years ago
Ewww your disgusting all that money you paid...

Rabbit9 years ago
I'm Scared Of Dragons(AKA Magikarp)

Maypaws4 years ago
If it"s confirmed possible, I WILL be getting a pet dragon if it"s the last hecking thing I do.

JRNGaming8 years ago
Dragon=scared people, scared people-lots of dosh

Dragontamer20077 years ago
Mm, Teach your dragon to rob grocery stores and get your favorite foods :P also Sean Phoenix Noyes that was a good idea aswell

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
so me now, but with a terrifying dragon, that I could use to rob a bank on the other side of the world

PuerStanky9 years ago
I have a motherfucking dragon. Conquer the earth, problem solved.

SpOdErrr9 years ago
feed the "thing"

thebiggestundertaletrash9 years ago
DRAGON!!! I LOVE U SO EAT TRUMP, HIS SON, NOAH, AND CHRISTINE!!!! OH AND ALL TEH SERIAL MURDERERS... EAT DEM ALL :D

Trollallday8 years ago
My name is Noah and I pressed the button that means we're about to have a dragon war

ImAGirl9 years ago
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jackthemack7 years ago
think about food

Galpal3 months ago
Jokes on you I'm already poor and practically starving(unrelated though)

Buttercup11 years ago
make it eat ... people

UnquietParrot658 years ago
Use your dragon to overthrow your government and set up a communist government.Then you won't have to ever worry about the downside because there won't be any money.

Catperson5649 years ago
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mmm.xiq9 years ago
Who Want Dragon anyway

AnimeQueenMHA4 years ago
It’s a dragon, mother fūcker can just break in a good store and get me stuff... and burn down the cops

BananasAreAwesome7 years ago
I can feed my dragon humans,right?

Brian Bellos12 years ago
sell it for science.

sterlingsilvernine9 years ago
Gringots Harry potter

DerpyDolphin9 years ago
I'll Rob plases

Stratsai7410 years ago
I'd get money by sending DNA samples to scientists...

Waffleyumboy9 years ago
Dragons can rob banks. But....plot twist. Dragon eats you because you are too poor to feed it...

Catperson5649 years ago
What if you get a tiny dragon... or a baby

Phudson8014 years ago
Eat the carbonated it"s powers

Louise Jensen12 years ago
Does it really matter? I'll have a dragon, i could use it for shows that cost money to see so i would get money to feed it and feed myself c:

Shaunethomas8 years ago
Get it then kill it

mrose007 years ago
Dragons collect and hoard gold? You’d be rich?

Simon Ruts12 years ago
so what, it's awesome! :D

THE FOLLOWING 9009 years ago
That's why there are fish in rivers and bears to shoot

Andy29 years ago
I will make a. Show see a real dragon people and work in a zoo as a real life dragon rider flying through the air

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago
Don't care, dragon steal, rob and kill let's be rich

rhystphillips7 years ago
Rent the dragon out and use it as a heisting tool, also achieve immortality by drinking dragon blood, and always get that damn parking space
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