You get a pet dragon.
but
You spend so much money feeding the thing, you are forever poor and practically starving.
I will not

EvilQueen 9 years ago
Feed the dragon the dead bodies of your enemyes. Pls give me a nightfury "cause I got a lot of food for it

DragonPickles 11 years ago
Dragon, go raid 497 billion grocery stores at the speed of light! *a few seconds later* I has ze fuds

Sean Phoenix Noyes 13 years ago
Use the dragon to rob a bank. Let's see them stop you.

chunkies 5 years ago
Ye true yes
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

Slenderman22 2 years ago
of course you're here
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Asriel the Writer 11 years ago
Use the dragon to get anything ya want.

DestiniesTide 10 years ago
Good idea

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
Now that"s just badass. If you have a motherfucking dragon, you can cause havoc and distract civilians while you rob food and money. The police can't catch you without facing your dragon. I fail to see the downside.

Liam Haxton 13 years ago
BITCH I'M POOR ANYWAYS, GIMME A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON

jackthemack 9 years ago
then how did you get the computer think before you type
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Junai 9 years ago
Easy. Just rob the College of Winterhold.

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
i wonder what dragon meat tastes like?

BlueBlade 7 years ago
Sir please don't

RaNeax 10 years ago
Sell it

i might press 11 years ago
dragon threaten ppl 4 there money. become world prez

Swaglord_960 11 years ago
Nah dragons are amazing

LelShrek 11 years ago
:Below: It doesn't matter if dragons aren't real dumbass. And having a pet like that would be awesome.

Quentin Ramirez 13 years ago
feed the dragon people. dragons like to eat people.

SwordOfAutumn 10 years ago
Feed all those who bully you or are just plain annoying to the dragon so you don't have to deal with them anymore. Two birds with one stone. :D
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Zach Pepper 13 years ago
use the dragon to hunt

Nikola Mitic 13 years ago
Always think of a funny thing to say in the comments, someone says it before me. :(

rootstown7 5 years ago
same

Dahns 12 years ago
The hell ? You got a dragon pet, steal the food AND the money !

PetyrBaelish 10 years ago
Rob other people with dragon

i-am-button.com 11 years ago
dragon helps me make muney

Mark23 4 years ago
I can use it to rob banks

HufflepuffDeathEater 10 years ago
I am not Hagrid, I don't want a dragon

Toska 11 years ago
I'm already starving and poor, so I don't see the downside... But having a dawn dragon HELL YEA.

Castleswimmerfan 7 years ago
Kill the rich and give to me

lovey826 11 years ago
dragons arent real, no

Price511 8 years ago
Miss Kobayashi"s Thot Patrol

Dr.Boles 11 years ago
eat the dragon and absorb its powers

NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago
I have a damn dragon so screw it-

Hitler did not do anything wrong niggers fuck cock shit KKK white power fuck nig 11 years ago
MY DRAGON WILL EAT MY BROTHERS CUM

HeyAssbutts 11 years ago
I'd teach it hunt duh

LeapingLink 11 years ago
f yea

kingofacesandgarlicbread 5 years ago
use the dragon to rob a bank or show your dragon at a show, and get lots of money.

Cameron Green 13 years ago
Bitch, I have a fucking DRAGON!! I will just walk up in there and take the food.

XxGH0ST-T0X1CxX 10 years ago
Can I EAT My dragon????

HannahGarvue 8 years ago
I like dragons waaaaaay to much for this one

Tristin Gravitt 13 years ago
But.. I'll have a dragon!

Waffle_Wumbo 10 years ago
I could use the dragon to help me find treasure then become forever rich

LedgendaryDoge 11 years ago
DRAGON POWAAAAHH!!!!!!

NightSaviour 11 years ago
I'll hunt the with the dragon.

DanDanDanDan 9 years ago
sell that dragon. Profit

thesinisterelixir 3 years ago
the sinister elixir would simply use the dragon for sinister means

GayGorilla 12 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't want a pet dragon?!

minecookies 10 years ago
make money by stealing from stuff with the dragon

Catperson564 11 years ago
OMG I LUV DRAGONS I DON'T CARE IF I TURN POOR BECUZ OF IT IT PRESS

Angelwarrior92 10 years ago
As long as he is like toothless im good!

Professor_Potato 11 years ago
F*ck yeah dragon!

YovanW 6 years ago
Just waiting till thw dragon pay me back lol usually thats what pet do :)

QuestionThinker 11 years ago
1. Dragons don't exist 2. Having a pet like that would be horrible!

iiDiamonds4lief 11 years ago
Rob Every Bank in EVERY UNIVarse

kaymazo 9 years ago
Fuck it, you got a goddamn dragon

pokefan2016 11 years ago
well I assume dragons like fish so go fishing
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