You become a jedi (Force, lightsaber and master included)
but
Your homevillage get raided by stormtroopers and both your parents die.
I will not

GGuy12345 11 years ago
So I'm a Jedi Batman?

catsRaliens 6 months ago
Would you consider luke skywalker a batman character?
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BlueBlade666 11 years ago
I SHALL AVENGE MY PARENTS DEATH!!!

GaminCreeperYT 11 years ago
Stormtroopers can't hit shit with there guns! So my parents stay alive! WIN/WIN

Gengu 8 years ago
@revenge it"s avenge.....
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Shealyn Dastrup 13 years ago
Nobody tell my mom

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
XD omg Yusss
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Lord of hell 10 years ago
I press yes because after I became jedi Im going to join dark side <3

Van guard 10 years ago
Sith are better sooo ya

CheapSheep 10 years ago
The fact that 45% of people were willing to sacrifice their parents for a glowing stick is depressing

JannisKastner 8 years ago
@sinister damn
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Vixa 9 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't live in a village!

Henry-Stickmin 6 years ago
Henry, you"re a jedi. - Gandalf

GoldenGecko 9 years ago
Jokes on you I live in a city not a village

Toiaat 9 years ago
I Have lightsaber so I can proteckt it from The stormtroopers

MikeVg 9 years ago
Is Jedi a good thing?

Katy-Cat 9 years ago
You need to binge watch star wars from the prequels all the way through to the cartoons.

EdeBoii 9 years ago
My parents are not gonna die! Ima kill those stormtroopers

Lazy-Potato-Writer 10 years ago
I never really was close to my family anyway. :/

Ballsdeep69urmom 10 years ago
Mind trick the troopers to defend them instead

dunhunsunbun 10 years ago
I have 5 parents bitches

Highschool123 10 years ago
oh wtf

KanekiKenBitch 10 years ago
Fucking hell no.

TheHappyTyranid 10 years ago
I am Bat-Yoda!

Groose 11 years ago
Fuckin Stormtroopers, man.

hypes123 11 years ago
UPSIDE?

Charlie Smith 13 years ago
For people with parents alive, they never said when >:D

Tegan Davidson 13 years ago
I have 4 parents haha loophole!!

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
Nice one bro..... only two of them die....smart. But which to?
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Leslie McEuen 13 years ago
Parents already gone.....

Benjamin Istaqa 13 years ago
and then i become Darth reven because why not

D4r7hN3b223 6 years ago
space batman

Fake John Cena 11 years ago
I become Ezra?

venturiantboby 11 years ago
I want to be darthvader so no

Just1Another1Derp 8 years ago
The "but" can be taken in two ways. The stormtroopers are the ones to kill your parents during the raid, or your homevillage is raided and years later your parents die of old age / other natural causes. That"s a win / win to me. i guess. :">

phantastiic 11 years ago
My parents are already dead, motherfucker.

EfrenYM 9 years ago
Fuck Jedis! Long live the Siths!

naspop1234 11 years ago
Can't i just become a Sith lord?

14VAR1DGET03N 10 years ago
i hate starwars

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
so 2 different cities get attacked? oh well.......with other buttons i can resurrect them. plus make lots of money off insurance.

Pyruxia 12 years ago
I don't even like Star Wars

Ratee 3 years ago
What if you don't live in a village?

Rolldroller 11 years ago
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Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
But me want to be bad guy

Erocka 11 years ago
I hate starwars -_-

MauriceMeerts 6 years ago
Jokes on you i dont have any parents

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
Luke... I am... JOHN CENA!!!!!!! TUDUDUDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- k

Booper_Dooper 9 years ago
I don't live in a village so yeah my parents are good

EmoDives_OnMars 11 years ago
I do not like my parents, and my dad is racist, homophobic, and transphobic, and even though I am gay, i do not want my parents to die.

Flowey the flour 10 years ago
thats all jedis lifes

123ludwig 9 years ago
Whats the downside they are already dead

sandford13 11 years ago
what if i f****** those stormtroopers up first?

P_pRo2 6 years ago
So basically anakin with the rank of master!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 10 years ago
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Warriorsfan4life 11 years ago
look,i love you and all mom and dad but, #JEDIFTW!!!

jesusr1026 10 years ago
Rather be a sith lord

jadeegan27 11 years ago
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Vader921 11 years ago
Stormtroopers cant hit anything anyway
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